Wedding ditties about the bride and groom - the best selection
Ditties at a wedding about the bride and groom - the best selection
Ditties at a wedding about the bride and groom - the best selection:
The groom fell in love with the bride - and now they are married. From now on they will live together - There is no one to blame!
How beautiful both our bride and groom are. I will gather all my strength and drink two liters for them.
Oh beautiful bride, how beautiful you are. Everything is so fine, everything is in place, And a wonderful soul.
The music is playing with all its might, Let it not stop. The groom kisses the bride - it becomes envious!
There is no free space here, There is nowhere for an apple to fall. Beautiful, sweet bride, I just want to steal it!
Our groom is not just a macho man! Subtle mind, stern look. Just a prince, no other way! That's what everyone talks about him!
The wedding party drinks and has fun, And laughs, wow-ha-ha! And let the bride be proud, Looking at the groom!
Let the wedding sing and dance, Bloom like a bouquet... The mother-in-law gently smears her hand and sends greetings to the mother-in-law!
Young, you obediently follow your husband’s orders, Husband, be faithful to your wife. Don’t get on her nerves!
The bride is finally happy, And she can sleep peacefully - Her dream has come true, After all, her wedding has taken place!
Let the groom smile - Although he may have drooped. Even though he lost his freedom, he became a worthy husband!
Let everything be just fine for you, unexpected, pleasant and unusual, wonderful, cool and just cool. Isn't this where happiness lies?
A ditty from the groom's friends
If the friends of the newlyweds did not have time to say “farewell” words and give their parting words to the bride and groom, then they are given another chance - a ditty for the wedding.
In the society of bachelors, Loss is looming. Pour a glass quickly, my heart is breaking!
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We congratulate our newlyweds from the bottom of our hearts. Happiness to you, may all moments of Life be good.
A ditty from the groom's friends
Ditties at a wedding accompanied by an accordion: text
Ditties at a wedding accompanied by an accordion: text
Ditties at a wedding accompanied by an accordion - text:
We of the young family celebrate the birth, and sing ditties to everyone's surprise.
Unreliable girls have filled the country. Nowadays you can only rely on your wife!
The guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say they have never seen a more beautiful couple!
Having passed a dozen piles, Everyone will dance and sing! Well, the son-in-law, easily and simply, will call his mother-in-law mom!
The little son-in-law came to his father-in and asked quietly: “Is it very bad to hide money from your wife?”
Our dear guests, do not skimp on gifts. We will accept any money: Euros, dollars, rubles!
“It’s bitter” - everyone is shouting today, But for me it’s only sweet! I really like this wedding of yours!
We had a blast at the wedding, danced and got drunk! But they completely forgot to give you a gift!
It’s time for the young to go to bed, Well, we have to worry, And torment ourselves with the question: “Will they succeed?”
And now we shout: “Bitter!” And we’ll ask everyone to pour some! We sang a lot of ditties - We need to wet our throats!
We wish the young family to share the house honestly, to whom the garbage and dishes, and to whom to beat their thumbs.
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! Let there be kids, a house, a car, a dacha, love, fidelity and good luck.
Don't swear, don't get sick, and live to be a hundred years old. Keep and cherish your family's bright light!
I was getting ready for a wedding, I curled my curlers, and my neighbor got scared and screamed: “Lord!”
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife!
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about every grief. Although being married is bad, it’s also bad to live as a girl.
I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you to live to old age. Together you will turn gray, go bald, go to the store, groan. In general, live happily and you love each other!
Ditties for the bride
This selection of ditties is quite suitable for the bride to perform. But guests are not forbidden to sing these simple couplets on behalf of the bride.
Oh, my mother-in-law,
Be kind to me.
I'll call you mom
Just don't touch us.
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I told my mother-in-law yesterday
She called me Mom.
And for this she told me
The jeep arrived.
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I will respect my father-in-law
He will be my dad.
If he offends you,
Our mother-in-law will judge us.
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Oh, you are our parents,
Soon the grandchildren will be leaving.
Will you cook porridge for them?
They won't give you peace.
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Mom, dad, father-in-law, mother-in-law,
Start dancing.
Don't spoil the blood of the young,
Chip on the stroller.
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Today we will drink our friend away, We must get used to the fact, But, as before, we will stand up for each other like a mountain!
Don’t take salted mushrooms from your mother-in-law in a barrel, So that you don’t sit in the bushes with a smile on your lips.
Don’t rush, girlfriend, to get married, walk down the street. The feather bed is not ready yet - Feathers on the chicken.
We wish you together a sea of happiness and love! Without hesitation, if necessary, call us for help!
We finished our walk, we finished playing, Girls, we finished dancing! We are now left without our best friend!
All the cuties are like cuties, And mine is a fashion model. If he forgets the key at home, he will crawl under the door!
My darling beauty, all my friends are jealous. Well, they don’t see what I see in the morning.
Kolya pulled the lace on my skirt... Our daughter Lyubochka will soon celebrate her one year anniversary.
I'll go for a walk in the field and pick burdock there. Maybe at night in the middle of the field I'll meet the groom.
The wind does not blow steadily: When it blows, when it doesn’t. So my dear Vanya will come once, sometimes not.
My darling doesn’t kiss me, He says: “Lubby!” How I kiss him - the big-eyed owl.
My cheeks are like leaves, My eyes are like currants. Come on, honey, let's take a walk, While we're young.
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I'll put on a white dress, I'll get it dirty, I'll wash it. I am marrying off my friend, my most beloved one.
Mama took down the icon and gave it to me to kiss. I cried and said: “Let the little one go for a walk.”
My son came to me - “I’m getting married!” I sat down and sat. Tomorrow my first-grader daughter will say: “I’m getting married!”
I fell in love with a diver, He is one torment! Invites you on a date, either on the shore or at the bottom.
There was a time - I had fun until the morning! And now I’m having a little fun, my husband shouts: “It’s time to go home!”
Like mother-in-law’s pancakes, all with a golden brown crust. My darling wants a coat with a chic mink.
Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble, There is quinoa in the garden, White bird cherry, Oh, what has love done?
My light, Vanya, has changed, He doesn’t call me into the forest as before, He doesn’t snatch kisses, “Orbit” chews to no avail.
Why, mama, do you scold me, because I love a fine fellow? Remember, dear mother, how you loved your father.
Don’t scold me for my dear, dear mother, I’ll just go for a walk in the summer, my son-in-law will be in the winter.
Girls, don’t get married, Dear darlings, Don’t divide your braids into two halves.
Don't marry girls - only boredom and sadness. Small children will appear - Just groan and rock.
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about everything, Although it’s bad to be married, But it’s also bad to live as a girl.
Don’t get married early, dear, It’s not time for me to go out: My parents have just started putting on outfits.
Wait, dear, to get married, Wait to take the thin one, Give the young girl Godochek a walk.
Wait, the tears will fall onto my white chest. Wait, my dear, matchmaker - First, forget the first one.
Oh, my dear, my good one, wait to marry me, My dad is formidable these days - put it off until Saturday.
Mom, get ready for lunch, bring some pies. Come on, mom, let's count all the good grooms.
Everyone got married, Everyone got married, Only my dear little one and I stayed until the fall.
Stop getting angry, my dear, pout your lips. The time has come to get married, It's time to play the wedding.
Come, my dear, to make a match, We will give you a dowry: We will cut some canvas for your jacket, and give you free tea.
Don’t look at this, dear, That I’m lively now. I will be quiet and sedate in our little family.
Is there really a change in the year? They will put on a gold ring, They will say: “You are not a girl”
Don’t scold Lesha, mom, Lesha will soon be a son-in-law, There will be a time like this - You’ll invite Lesha to visit.
Daddy and mummy, give it for Alyoshenka. For nothing, for nothing, far away - I’ll get used to it little by little.
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife.
Play more fun The most gloomy one. They sit at home without salt, and I’m thinking about getting married.
My dear parents, I am your rose. I'll go, you look at me for the last time.
Dear girls, I am not your friend. Today I am a girl, tomorrow I am a young woman. She put on a white dress and stood down the aisle. Admire, dear mother, My beauty is at an end.
How I am, how I am, How sad I am. There is a crown on the head, a wedding candle in the hand.
The girl did something stupid - She was in a hurry to get married: She saw a woman’s life - She soon shed tears.
I came home from work to my wife, and lo and behold, there were someone’s boots at the door. Size approximately forty seven. Maybe I should leave completely?
I'm tired of the will in girls, The lot of married people is good, I will help my husband - Buy perfume and dresses. Oh, believe me, my heart is sick, my poor heart hurts: It’s not difficult to love forever, It’s harder without love.
Leshenka told me: “Grow up, my dear!” I grew up, I tried, but Lesha didn’t get it!
You don’t know what you’re losing - you won’t marry me, I’ll cry for one day, but you’ll be lost forever.
But my darling cheated on me, He went to Crimea on a goat, But I didn’t give up, I caught up with him on a cow.
We go out and start singing naughty songs. Close your ears, people, so as not to fly off your chairs!
We wish you all the best! Live for a long time only this way - Without knowing quarrels, disagreements, troubles, In love and happiness for many years. So that you never leave the relationship.
The beauty wouldn't go away. There is still a wish left to raise good children - friendly girls and boys - Well, in a word, a whole kindergarten
We all walked from mountains and steep banks. We wish the newlyweds happiness and two bags of gifts.
Misha loves Olya very much and is ready to do anything for her. She will carry it in her arms and give her diamonds.
Olya Misha promises to give birth to children every year. Misha will help put the children in potties.
Olya, you eat a banana and an orange early in the morning. So that there are no wrinkles on your beautiful face.
Short ditties for a wedding: text
Short ditties for a wedding: text
Short ditties for a wedding - text:
We wish the bride to become an affectionate wife, faithful, understanding, dear. So that she doesn’t forget to feed, she always loves and pleases!
And the groom carried the salary into the house, And purred like a silk cat, So that he would give gifts to his wife, And protect him from all misfortunes.
Don’t swear in times of bad weather, Keep your home from betrayal! And forever the bird of happiness will build its nest in it!
All the cabbage in the garden was eaten by chickens. Why do brides walk past our street?
A wedding is the best reward, Even an evil tongue is silent. And the bride is very happy, and the groom is worried...
Don't be rude to each other, always be polite. Speak tender words even in a quarrel.
Look! Feast on the mountain! This is a wedding under the moon! If you catch a star, you can wish for luck!
We dance briskly at the wedding, We drink wine and vodka, We wave to each other, We sing sonorous songs...
Here the wine flows like a river, The cries of “bitter” are heard by everyone, Everyone is cheerful and laughing, Sadness and sadness are not scary here!
This is a wedding for the whole world! Come to the party! We decided to become related and become friends forever.
For a long time I protected the groom from all sorts of bad things. Well, look, bride, so that my friend doesn’t lose weight!
And the groom is a nice guy! Of the two, he is the most important! Strength, poise and becoming! We must pay tribute!
The hot summer warms the earth, The wedding is going on happily, And let this event bring joy to everyone’s hearts!
Be true to each other, Don't look at others. Both mistakes and good luck Divide into two!
We wish you happiness, health, celebrate a big anniversary together, and so that everyday life is not boring - We wish you the most beautiful children.
We don't have enough space, There's nowhere for an apple to fall! Beautiful, fresh bride, I just want to steal it!
There is no summer without July, And no July without flowers; There is no love without a kiss - All love is in a kiss!
Make way, guys, Give me a minute to sing, I can’t sit still at such a fun wedding!
The daughter-in-law has a good, wonderful husband! And she is beautiful too - Outshines everyone around!
Vivat, newlyweds! May there be tons of happiness, May your income be in the millions, and may you always be in love.
Things are always successful, Problems are always inconspicuous, Successes are indecent, And happiness is enchanting.
Let feelings grow, Health surprises, And joy blossoms, And ancestors don’t interfere!
We wish the newlyweds that your marriage will be successful, that there will be money and that you will always live richly,
We wish you soon, May you give birth to children, Tenderness, love and passion, We wish happiness to the young!
Happy wedding to you, young people, It’s bittersweet for you, your relatives shout, Let everything in the family be smooth, Sweet, joyful and sweet!
So that the wife does not drink, Adores and loves, The husband does not go out with friends, Kisses and helps!
So that quarrels and worries do not cause trouble for you, So that the union makes you happy and inflames you with love!
Ditties about the wedding: text
Ditties about a wedding: text
Ditties about a wedding: text:
Today is the wedding day of the richest people - rubles from hugs, and bucks from friends, kilograms of gold, many tender kisses, a hundred diamonds, cut into a large, wonderfully beautiful, only love,
One that will withstand absolutely any Unforeseen story, and will grow stronger a hundredfold. There is a truth - today everyone is happy about our newlyweds!
Mendelssohn's wondrous march Let it sound so sweet now! And then - pots, minced meat, a vegetable garden, a patch of parsley, curlers, socks, underpants, a bunch of rubbish under the bed, cellulite, blues, mustache and closed pajamas.
Be happy, friends, very tender spouses! You are now one family, take everything into your hands!
Well, what can you wish for the bride and groom? May they always be together in everything. We slept, ate, drank together, took the children to kindergarten.
So that there is not even a reason for the quarrel! Always let the man give in first. Guard your love trustingly and vigilantly. And only at the wedding may you feel “Bitter!”
We will tell the groom straight away: You took a difficult lady as your wife. After all, no matter what she takes on, she always succeeds in everything!
Well, you, beautiful bride, and your husband are cut from the same cloth. After all, he is also one of those same ones - Handsome, smart, not very stubborn.
So may you be lucky in life, may life not be capricious. Let love fill the house and be in it forever!
Tili-tili dough, You were the bride and groom. Tili-tili, tilina You and your wife have become husband.
On this day, the newlyweds are congratulated by all their friends, godparents, relatives, neighbors, I congratulate you too.
Let your path not be darkened by an ominous veil of darkness, May an eternal time of fairy tales await you everywhere.
Let the stork bring babies, Santa Claus brings sweets in winter. Mother-in-law lard, father-in-law wine. Bitterly! Let's have a drink, friends.
Be healthy, live richly, as much as your salary allows you. But know that the salary is always not enough - Shake all your ancestors - they will give you more.
You have twice as many parents, love them more, stay longer. Don't be afraid of pipettes, don't be afraid of diapers. Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
But parents get bored with children. Give them to the grandmothers, they will raise them. But most of all I wish, however: That there be no marriage from your marriage.
We want the music to sound, so that the two of us don’t get bored. Let there be twins to begin with - We will bring you a stroller.
We can wish you a lot, But we repeat again and again: And this is what we wish most importantly - Advice to you, happiness and love.
Poems for matchmaking from the groom
The centuries-old tradition of matchmaking still has its fans today. And this is not surprising, because the matchmaking process is not just a way to show the bride’s family one’s determination and seriousness of intentions, but also a great adventure for the young people themselves. These funny and romantic poems will help the groom and his friends organize a beautiful matchmaking and win the hearts of their beloved’s parents.
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Can I come to you? Who is there? Open the door to matchmakers! We've walked a lot of roads, We barely found you!
We know that a beautiful maiden is hidden in the manor-light! And so that she could go out onto the porch - We brought her a ring!
Our gentleman is noble, prominent, sweet-faced, an enviable groom: Although there is not a lot of gold, But the mind is a chamber,
Hands are gold, soul is both pure and good! This is how well done we are - At least today, down the aisle!
Now we are waiting for an answer from you - Will the girl come out or not?
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Our boy is simply a miracle. Look for yourself: stately and handsome, he will carry his wife in his arms, and he is handy in household affairs.
And in general, he is a master in everything: planting, building a house. Well, tenderness and passion - that’s all about him too.
And he is a wonderful provider, he will be a dad anywhere. Yes, our groom is very cool - Not a groom, but a real star!
And he is also braver than everyone else, just Jean-Claude Van Damme. So let's quickly get married to you!
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Hello! Peace to you and your home! Be rich and be healthy! The rumor spread - you have goods, so we came to this market.
Well, we have a merchant for the goods: A strong, dashing young man wants to lead your daughter down the aisle He will love her all his life.
He promises to be next to her until old age, be it in misfortune or joy, be it in unexpected wealth or poverty - he is ready to swear his fidelity to her.
Just look: broad-shouldered, tall, smart, well-read, rosy-cheeked. Everything about him is beautiful – both his age and his growth. We ask you not to refuse us the deal!
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We came straight to your home, There is the best product in it: Lured by charm, Kindness and understanding,
I can’t live without her, And I ask you to give me the best chance in life, And to create a strong marriage with her.
I promise to protect you, If desired, to clothe you in both gifts and outfits, To be your personal guard forever.
From enemies and from trouble, Envy and human lies. And I swear to love forever, To establish everyday life flawlessly!
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Our groom is definitely not a miss, We are in a hurry to woo you! He wants to get married urgently - This is not a whim of the soul,
And the necessity! Or the groom will die from love! We tried, we treated, But love burns hotter and hotter!..
Have mercy, our hopeless patient loves his bride... It’s as if he’ll ruin himself, If he’s not alone with her!..
Arm, heart, leg, liver, He will finally give his life!.. Only his beloved will heal, Let them go down the aisle!
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Today we come with good news: We really want to deliver you from the sweetest and most beautiful bride, She will become a dear person to us.
Our fiance has been waiting for this day for a very long time. He is all impatient, he won’t wait any longer. He came to ask for the hand of a bride - let them explain to him, How soon will he get a beautiful wife?
We will be glad to see you as a part of our families - The more relatives, the more fun everyone has to live. Together we will not be overcome by any adversity. Lead the bride - we will ask for her hand in marriage!
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You have a product, we have a merchant - Calling (girl's name) down the aisle! He is handsome, handsome, young, even to the ends of the world to follow you!
Don’t refuse the groom, invite us to come and visit you, pour it for the matchmakers, feed us, accept the groom’s gifts.
He loves you, no doubt, He is ready to shout to the whole world that you are more beautiful than everyone else, dearer, dearer and more important!
Let the matchmaking not be in vain. Get ready for the wedding, friends!
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The day has come and the hour has struck: I came to ask you for a wife. I will say that only fools can live without her hand.
The light is not dear to me, the water is bitter, And time is a fast river - Stealing my sleep and the light of the sun For many years.
I swear to protect and preserve my wife, And to carefully pull the thin thread of happiness that will illuminate our path through the years!
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We came to ask for the hand and heart of the girl with whom our fiancé is in love. He is handsome, smart and a simple guy, and is ready to fulfill any desires.
He promises to love his wife and carry him in his arms, For her to conquer even the whole wide world, To only drink vodka on holidays. And what will be your positive answer?
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The decision was made a long time ago to ask for the hand and heart of your beloved. Let's do as usual: I will call the matchmakers that I honor,
My parents and godparents will come, And I will dress in the best suits, After all, we all have to think together about my fate with my chosen one.
I promise that in love with me, the Family will be born in joy and prosperity! And we will be happy in summer and winter! Give your blessing so that we may live sweetly!
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We came for a reason, we came for a gift - Well, our sweet guy couldn’t resist her charms! We ask our parents for a blessing while standing, After all, the groom does not sleep for a week, repeating only “mine.”
We, matchmakers - cheerful people - will not let them grieve, If necessary, we can dance beautifully for you here! And our guy is simply the best: he can do anything, everywhere, always - He will become a reliable husband if he hears the word “Yes!”
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There is no better place in the world than a family home. What a beautiful bride you have! The question has arisen bluntly!
Do not consider this, dear ones, as cheating. Here the intentions are different - We are after matchmaking!
You, parents of my desired And love, We did not come for a dowry, We came for her.
I will cherish and cherish, I will cherish. Believe in a miracle with her And live your whole life.
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You have goods - we have a merchant: Show me the bride quickly. The groom is no longer a chick: Strong, handsome, well done. Look for yourself!
Smart, protector, not a scoundrel, He won’t leave a beauty in trouble, ’s not an expert in helping around the house yet, But he’ll finally be able to learn, if his wife asks.
Your bride is good, And our groom is no worse. Let their souls sing, Let them be together forever Beloved wife and husband!
Tatar ditties for a wedding
Tatar ditties for a wedding
Tatar ditties for a wedding:
Uy gerlare bigrek matur Eide kunel asbes Eide kunel asbes Egyar isktkyan bulsagez Bergyalyaschep zherlybes
Siparater, siparater Siparater Kazane Siparater Kazanen Tuganem dus eshlarem Baregezda tazame.
Olai mide uegez Bylay mide uegez Bylay mide uegez Kodagilar, kydaschalar Kytly bulsen tuegez
Ah ikegez, ikegez Ikegeznen bitegez Ikegeznen bitegez Ikegezdya par kilepsez Bergya homer itegez
Ikegezdya par kilepsez Kuzlyar genya timyasen Kuzlyar genya timyasen Airylunen, sagyshlare Sezgya yaken kilmyasen
Chachtem byday, birsen hyday Ber bydayga, men byday Ber bydayga, men byday Tahir, Zehrya myahyabyaten Sezgya dya birsen hyday
Ak kyshlar kilgyan bezgya Kityarlyar mikyan kezgya, Kityarlyar mikyan kezgya, Ak kyshlarnen myahyabyaten Bez telyar idek sezgya
Aryyaktan biryau kilya Arbaschanalar belyan Arbaschanalar belyan Utsen seznen yash gemregez Balashchagalar belen
Bakshamdage almalarne Baryam beryam elyashchyam Baryam beryam elyashchyam Barda sezgya telek teli Mindya telek teleschem
Sin usterden kese-ne Min usterdem ulemne Min usterdem ulemne Bergya box, tartu box Bir kydagi ule-ne
Eidya duslar uteryk Estyal, esten tuteryk Estyal, esten tuteryk Oshap, ochep bernie tyugel Ber zherlashep uteryk
Sandugach balasen birmi Tartep suzep almasa Tartep suzep almasa Baselmy yangan eryaklyar Kochkorep zherlamasan
Alma bakhschasen tsabegez Utken bulsen shalgegez Utken bulsen shalgegez Iskya mother-in-law eryakne ezyar Bergya bulgan chagebez
Segat sukte sigezne Sikrep schektem dingezne Sikrep schektem dingezne Sez onytmasagez bezne Without onytmabyz sezne
Sez onytmasagez bezne Without onytmabyz sezne
Wedding ditty songs - funny
Wedding ditty songs - funny
Wedding ditty songs - funny:
Today I am a guest at the wedding, Today my friends are getting married. I am not a fan of “red phrases.” My order will be specific.
Groom, take care of the bride. Buy boots for the winter, a bright sundress for the summer... Well, in general, you know the list yourself.
Don't talk back to your wife - Everything will only get doubly worse. Her objections are a piece of cake. The wife is always right.
You need to promise less, otherwise you will have to deliver. Don't forget about compliments AND about “special” moments.
Now I'll tell you, bride. You don't feel cramped together with your loved one. Swear to always endure him, Even though it will be difficult sometimes.
Prepare a delicious dinner with love, I will come to you to eat! Kidding! Of course, for my husband. He is well-fed and more obedient.
And be patient, mother, collect socks around the house, and if he drinks more than the norm, do not send them to the addresses.
This will be my advice, although there is no advice in love. And if you quarrel, make peace. Only after making peace, go to bed.
And let the years fly forward. Got married? So, forever. There were a lot of words! Which one is missing? Bitterly!
That's it, guys, you got it, After all, you became wife and husband. And for the husband: no parties, rare but fun drinking sessions,
Start saving up your stash, Forget the cool car. What have you wanted for many years? That’s it, I’m sorry, there’s no money for it.
For the wife: borscht and meat, in the summer - supplies for the winter. And all year - socks, socks... So as not to die of boredom.
What's happened? Aren't you afraid? And will you unite even stronger? This means you have found each other, the best husband and wife.
The family home will be bright, There will be excellent harmony between you, Your main success will be Loud, ringing children's laughter.
Listen for two minutes , A wedding is no joke, Accept congratulations, And then wait for the gifts.
It is clear to all guests, of course, that they have not gathered here in vain, Everyone wants to see how they will drink and sing here,
How they will kiss here and smile at each other - both acquaintances and relatives. And, of course, young people.
I give you potatoes - Wait for Antoshka in a year. I will kiss the couple on the cheeks, so that more daughters will be born.
So that the groom is a great guy - Here's a big cucumber for you, And so that it's hot in bed, From me - a slow cooker.
Happiness and love beyond measure, And hope and faith to you. Live together for a whole century and cherish each other.
Bottom line
The celebration of the birth of a new family, organized in the Russian national style, has its own special charm. In this way, the newlyweds show respect to their ancestors and emphasize their belonging to a great nation.
The wedding will be bright, original and memorable both for the heroes of the occasion and for all invited guests.
At such a holiday one cannot do without the performance of folk songs and ditties. Wedding ditties are very funny, perky, and sometimes a little obscene and contain oily jokes. But, as they say, you can’t erase words from a song.
From the large number of existing ditties, newlyweds will be able to choose an option that suits them. We wish you the wedding of your dreams!
Happy wedding day ditties - congratulations from guests
Happy wedding day ditties - congratulations from guests
Ditty happy wedding day - congratulations from guests:
a couple of pieces of advice to the groom , so that my loved one can live with his fiancée for up to a hundred years without Viagra!
So that life is as if from a salon, So that you can see millions in your wallet, Let your husband fly home as if on a holiday! Let him please you with gifts, you prankster,
You need to protect your husband from any kind of theft. Put him on the stove so they don't steal him!
We, young wife, want to wish you: You and your spouse demand tribute to Affection, money - all for yourself!
Well, husband, be strict, don’t raise your voice. And drown out your wife’s reproaches with a kiss!
We all came from mountains, All steep banks. We wish the young people happiness and two bags of goodies
(Bride's name), early in the morning, Eat a banana and an orange, So that there are no wrinkles on your beautiful face
Here is a sheepskin coat from Canada From Algeria - fish oil. We wish you, wife, to travel all over the world.
Practice your eloquence
Resolve any scandal, So that life is like a Brazilian TV series!
We wish you prosperity, money, happiness and goodness. So that there are fruits, whiskey and caviar on the table.
Young, you obediently follow your husband’s orders, Husband, always be faithful to your wife and don’t get on her nerves!
So that only euros, dollars, pounds are handed to you every time! So that you have an account with six zeros in every bank!
I don’t know what to wish for, I’m still afraid of not pleasing, I want to give you five sons and daughters!
We will offer bread and salt to our wedding couple. Open your mouth wide! Have a successful life!
We’ll congratulate you on your wedding, we’ll pour you a glass, we’ll cheerfully insert a couple of toasts, and we’ll sing ditties!
We give you this bow. And a carrot, even 2, so that they call us to their place. And also a head of cabbage, so that you don’t feel sad,
Here's 2 more dryings for you, So that you love each other, And so that fate is kind - Here's red beets for you, And, perhaps, some bread - So that you may live for many years!
I made it to the finale And fell face first into the dessert, But I drank so much before the cake, That it’s not sweet to me, but... bitter!
That's it: goodbye freedom! Ringed now, The total income is now, The ceiling and the table and the door.
I wish you, spouses: Always be happy, So that you miss each other, Well, but never together.
So that love would prevail, Life would be pure syrup, Everything would be decided without a scandal, Without a “rolling pin to the forehead” technique!
WEDDING DITS
I see that I want to kiss the bride and groom, Stop drinking, let’s together Let’s shout “bitterly” to them!
Our groom is not just a macho man! Subtle mind, eagle gaze. And it cannot be otherwise! That's what everyone talks about him!
Don't be rude to each other, always be polite. Speak tender words even in a quarrel.
Don't swear, don't get sick, and live to be a hundred years old. Keep and cherish your family's bright light!
Don’t swear in times of bad weather, Keep your home from betrayal! And forever the bird of happiness will make its nest in it!
It's impossible not to fall in love with you, beautiful girl! You deserve to become a queen! The bride is so good!
Let the soul strive for a dream, Remain young! May your honeymoon last until your golden wedding!
Let our people have fun, Let sadness go away... Let the groom not get tired, Soon night will come...
So let's shout "Bitterly" And congratulate the groom, Let's drink to his health, And so that he lives without sin!
Practice your eloquence, Resolve any scandal, So that life will be like a Brazilian TV series.
My wife has such a good, wonderful husband! And the wife is beautiful too, Outshines everyone around!
I have a good reason - to sing ditties and dance. Congratulations, mother-in-law, you have a good son-in-law!
Look at the bride - A very long veil, And under it, appreciate - Unearthly beauty!
Dear guests, We continue to pour! Three hundred toasts ahead, only one hundred and five behind!
So that only dollars and euros are handed to you every time! So that you have an account with six zeros in every bank!
So that everything is fine in your life, as it is now, on this day when everyone personally congratulates you together.
May every day with your spouse be the happiest of days! May you fall in love with each other more and more every hour!
Well, you, husband, be strict, don’t raise your voice. And drown out your wife’s reproaches with a kiss!
Girls, Drum really needs sticks. I want your husband to be like Allochka’s Maxim.
We will offer bread and salt to our wedding couple. Open your mouth wide! Have a successful life!
We would like to wish you some money, but they might get lost, We would rather wish for children. I'll admire you forever!
We would like to wish the lovers an honest division in the house: To whom is garbage and dishes, And to whom to beat their thumbs.
I don’t know what to wish for, I’m still afraid of not pleasing, I want to give you five sons and daughters each!
They congratulate the young people, the speeches flow smoothly... I'm tired of talking, I should have a drink, and that's okay!
I can tell you everything I could think about about love. So that bed failures are not yours!
I will give everything for my dear! I'll forget the whole world! There is nowhere so beautiful! You are alone and there is nothing better!
And the groom is a nice guy! Of the two, he is the most important! Strength, poise and becoming! We must pay tribute!
Be true to each other, Don't look at others. Both mistakes and good luck Divide into two!
We wish you to build your own nest under the very roof of heaven! And may that nest be one hundred percent full!
We’ll congratulate you on your wedding, we’ll pour you a glass, we’ll cheerfully insert a couple of toasts, and we’ll sing ditties!
I see that I want to kiss the bride and groom, Stop drinking, let’s together Let’s shout “bitterly” to them!
I took care of the groom for a long time From bad things. Well, look, bride, so that my friend doesn’t lose weight!
We wish the groom to carry his wife in his arms, Don’t forget to invite us all to the Golden wedding!
I would like to give the groom a couple of pieces of advice, so that (name) can live with his wife for up to a hundred years without Viagra!
For the second child, the law gives three hundred thousand! And for the first one, let them give you a million right away!
Your ring is gold standard. Oh, girlfriend, look at both (Name)!
Young, you obediently follow your husband’s orders, Husband, always be faithful to your wife and don’t get on her nerves!
We wish the young family to share the house honestly, to whom the garbage and dishes, and to whom to beat their thumbs.
Young people, congratulations, and advice and love to you! May your mother-in-law and mother-in-law visit you more often!
We wish the young to live forever in abundance and love! So that you can outdo Rockefeller and Gates!
The husband is the head of the family, remember! Everyone must understand this, He is the most important in the house, If there is no... wife nearby!
You need to protect your husband from stealing from such and such. Put him on the stove so they don't steal him!
My fiancée and I are friends, I can’t count how many years. Promise, groom, to protect the bride from adversity!
We, young wife, want to wish you: You and your spouse demand tribute: Affection, money and children.
We wish you together a sea of happiness and love! Without hesitation, if necessary, call us for help!
Don’t be angry with your wife, a beauty, needlessly, husband. Be gentle and meek with her, so as not to hurt her by accident.
How handsome and stately the groom is, And the bride is beautiful, The taste of champagne is pleasant... Oh, go for a walk, my soul!
My grandmother taught me how to respect my husband... She fed me, gave me something to drink - And then - drag me to bed!
We dance lively at the wedding, We drink wine and vodka, We wave to each other, We sing sonorous songs...
Getting married is interesting. What will be there is unknown. Either they will beat you with a log, or they will love you like a berry.
- Prove to me, faithful, that you are faithful. I am confident in myself: tested by many!
We finished our walk, we finished playing, Girls, we finished dancing! We are now left without our best friend!
The woodcutter cuts down trees, chips fly to the sides. If he is jealous, it means he loves, That’s what people say!
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife!
The husband caught the drummer under his wife's bed. Barabashka was wearing a cap and holding his pants in his hands.
Today we will drink our friend away, We must get used to the fact, But, as before, we will stand up for each other like a mountain!
If you don't like tractor drivers, I don't advise you. They can only spoil girls, but they don’t want to marry.
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about every grief. Although being married is bad, it’s also bad to live as a girl.
Don’t rush, girlfriend, to get married, walk down the street. The feather bed is not ready yet - Feathers on the chicken.
Unreliable girls have filled the country. Nowadays you can only rely on your wife!
Why don’t you girls sing? Why don’t you know the words? Are you hiding your crooked legs under the table?
I was getting ready for a wedding, I curled my curlers, and my neighbor got scared and screamed: “Lord!”
I'm full and drunk, I'm tired of sitting at the table. I’ll finish my ditty and go to the hayloft!
I don’t know about you, but it happens here - Girls don’t get married, But children appear.
I will buy you the Kama Sutra book as a gift. Study this science Night, day and morning.
This is my first time attending such a fun wedding. Pour the glass fuller, I'll take a walk in reserve!
I'm tired of the will in girls, I love the lot of married people, I will help my husband - Buy perfume and dresses.
The big bulldog bit through my mother-in-law's skinny leg. I died immediately from the bite - I was poisoned by my mother-in-law.
Let the rivers of wine flow, It will be more fun for all of us, The guests laugh joyfully And shout: “Pour more.”
Why don’t you girls sing? Why don’t you know the words? Are you hiding your crooked legs under the table?
I won’t stop loving you, You don’t have to be afraid. I don't want to be a girl at forty years old.
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law are the funniest
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law are the funniest
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law are the most fun:
Mother-in-law is still young! Everything in life will be arranged cleverly! And smart and good! Cheerful soul!
Today I became a mother-in-law - I gave my daughter away in marriage. And she gave her beloved ladle as a dowry.
Mother-in-law, hug your son-in-law - It will be a top class photo! Prove to everyone in the world: Jokes are not about you!
He stuck his hand into the river, which he grabbed and now drags. It turned out that he was groping his mother-in-law. Yes, it looks like Greka is in trouble.
Bobby bit his mother-in-law... What a vicious fellow, I haven’t forgotten. That she didn’t give him meat. And she ate in the kitchenette...
The mother-in-law suddenly said to her son-in-law, “She felt cramped in the house.” He gave her a booklet, “Weight loss - one hundred diets.”
We didn't have time to pour. Toastmaster is a bit of a jerk, I definitely remember drinking for my wife, but I missed it for my mother-in-law.
My mother-in-law is just a miracle, My mother-in-law is just a treasure. The further I go from her, the more happy I am with life.
Mother-in-law and beloved son-in-law love to drink vodka together. A little something for the soul, Throw it on well.
Here you go, here you go, The mother-in-law sent her son-in-law to... Digging a garden at the dacha, Did you think otherwise?
And at my mother-in-law’s dacha, I’ve been eating donkeys for three days already, But I called by the fire, To eat shish kebab with vodka.
My mother-in-law invited me to visit and promised me healthy sleep. Never mind, healthy sleep, I even mow the lawn in my dreams.
We are at the mother-in-law's dacha, We'll get around, no less. We sow and plow until sunset. We only eat porridge, like chickens
I’ll throw everything in the nuts and bolts, I’ll stand in pose number five. My mother-in-law won’t supply a liter, I’ll lie in a hammock.
We sang songs at the dacha, ate kebabs in three gulps, dug up my mother-in-law’s garden, so as not to see her for a year.
Wedding ditties about my son-in-law. I have an excellent son-in-law - he can do everything, he knows everything! It really helps both on the farm and at home!
I recently became a mother-in-law - I gave my daughters away in marriage. I found brave, hard-working guys to help me!
Son-in-law, you have a mother-in-law, She has a lot of things to do... The mother-in-law will invite you to visit - She expects help from you!
Son-in-law, you have a mother-in-law, Together with her there is a lot of things to do... Where to score and support - She will look at you!
My daughter has grown up - a beautiful girl! I chose a good guy for my husband!
My son-in-law came into my life and took my daughter away from home! Well, what should I do?! I will love both!
I only gave birth to daughters, but I couldn’t have sons. My daughters got married - I found sons!
Someone says that a son-in-law - He only knows how to take. My son-in-law takes, but repays a hundredfold!
They say that a son-in-law is just a take! I don't agree with them. My brother-in-law and I have a great relationship!
Our son-in-law is a help in our affairs, a brave, strong guy. We look at our beloved son-in-law with tenderness!
Wedding ditties about mother-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about mother-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about mother-in-law:
That's how groovy the lady is, That's my dear mother-in-law! And he will dance, and sing, and bake us pancakes!
I am a groovy mother-in-law, now I will “wind up” you all! I will caress you all with affection, and then I will come again...
Eh, my mother-in-law is good, she has a good soul! He will bring us all together, and there will be a party!
Our dear mother-in-law does everything in the house skillfully. And washes the bride’s socks without sadness!
That golden mother-in-law who brings love to the family. And he respects his daughter-in-law and indulges her whims!
My dear mother-in-law Showed “love” again. She baked me rolls on Purgen and in the oven!
My dear mother-in-law told me that she was a cheat... And then she took an oar - Sharpened her craft!
Oh, girls, I can’t sleep: I keep dreaming about my mother-in-law at night! Standing there with a shovel, my mother-in-law “growls” at me!
My mother-in-law, you gave me my son! Well, with my love I will build a single house with him!
Wedding ditties about the daughter-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about a daughter-in-law
Ditties for a wedding about a daughter-in-law:
Never, daughter-in-law, hiss, and certainly never get sick. Let us work, cook cabbage soup, and make dumplings for us.
We congratulate our dear daughter-in- law from the bottom of our hearts! And of course we wish 2 apartments, 5 cars!
So that she doesn’t offend her husband, hit him in the face with a frying pan, even if he comes home pissed off.
So that everyone values their beloved daughter-in-law like a treasure! We'll finish the congratulations - In general, it's time to eat salad!
My dear daughter-in-law, I love you! You have everything - kindness and affection, You decorated our house with a fairy tale.
With all my heart I wish you health, peace, don’t bother, let love burn in your heart, cherish family happiness!
My daughter-in-law is the best, I can’t stop looking at you, you are always dressed brilliantly, at work and at home!
Be always sweet, beautiful, and loved, and bright, so that everyone else will be amazed, you bloom like a rose!
My dear daughter-in-law, I wish you a lot of joy, so that you never lose heart, and don’t worry at all,
So that you are always lucky, To be happy, to spite everyone, You smile more often, Stay the same!
My son gave me a daughter - a golden daughter-in-law. How I want to see in her my dear daughter.
Bloom for the joy of the whole family. Let my son spoil you. Let's have grandchildren soon. May the years bring you joy!
When are ditties appropriate at a celebration?
Despite the fact that such a genre as ditties can amuse the audience, it is still not appropriate for any celebration. If you are going to a European-style themed wedding, it will certainly be funny if you start performing a ditty to the accordion.
The ideal option is a classic Russian wedding. It consists entirely of the traditions of antiquity. Parents treat their children to a loaf of bread, hand over the family hearth, toasts and fiery dances are heard everywhere. In this version, playing a ditty to any musical instrument is ideal.
If the wedding is outdoors and it is organized according to European canons, then there is no common table, there are only buffet sections, where each guest comes up and treats himself to whatever his heart desires. Nobody says toasts, only warm words are spoken at will.
There are no competitions, and the dancing is rather calm and peaceful. If you become a guest at such a family celebration, then the performance of ditties will be inappropriate, since it simply will not fit into the overall meaning of the entire wedding.
Wedding ditties for the bride
Wedding ditties for the bride
Wedding ditties for the bride:
My grandmother taught me how to respect my husband... She fed me, gave me something to drink - And then - drag me to bed!
My grandmother taught me - Don’t give hope to everyone! How will I get married now - I have no experience at all!
My grandmother taught me that for happiness there is a soul... If you love a boy - Life is good with him!
My grandmother taught me that I need to be proud - so that before the wedding I don’t even think about talking about sex!
I was preparing for the wedding, I suffered a lot. There were forty kilograms, Fifty left!
I admire, I still admire, The lily flower. My dear transferred me to his last name!
I won’t stop loving you, You don’t have to be afraid. I don't want to be a girl at forty years old.
My dear fiancé proposed to me, I decided and accepted it on the first reading.
Tell me, tell me, as much as you want about love! I want the planned life secured!
If you love me, you will forget everything in the world! Forever with you together We will be at night, we will be during the day!
My mother told me that love is a great power. Like, she will find you when the time comes!
I don’t need a brick house - It would be nice and cute. If we were dear to our liking, we’d live in a hut.
You and I got married. Look, don't miss it! So as not to be stolen at night, put me under you!
I'm tired of the will in girls, I love the lot of married people, I will help my husband - Buy perfume and dresses.
You can’t cry about every grief, You can’t grieve about everything, Although it’s bad to be married, But it’s also bad to live as a girl.
Is this really a change? The gold ring is on, I'm no longer a girl.
Oh, you are my ring, gold standard. I will love my darling until the very grave.
Look at me, I’m married now, And my rival is of no use to anyone!
Look at us: What a couple they have created. A lovely couple, congratulations dear!
Soon I will become the mistress of my dear one's house. They will sit down for dinner on my orders.
My grandmother taught me how to cook cabbage soup more deliciously... And my little one wants sex - Who can teach?
The corridor is illuminated by a small lamp. I have a good groom, not a groom, but a sweetie!
If the berry is ripe, you need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling you a bride - I know, it's time to call me a wife.
Wedding ditties for the groom
Wedding ditties for the groom
Wedding ditties for the groom:
I love my bride so much that sometimes my eyes are dark! And one day, jokes aside, even my tailbone cramped!
There is nothing better, my dear, I will tell you without deception - Everything is fine with my beloved: Breasts, face and even mother!
The father-in-law cherishes his daughter like a tiger, But he found an approach to him - After the third, he becomes kinder, Like a kind, sweet cat!
This rule is known - No matter what the mother-in-law is, she is a snake... But the mother-in-law became a happy exception for me!
Chips, beer and ram I'm letting go forever. Hello borscht with sour cream and homemade food!
And the bride’s friends are like heavenly angels! I trust them blindly And at any time of the day I let go of my dear!
But my friends are not very... They can knock you off your feet. Perhaps after the wedding I will call them less...
How to choose the right funny wedding ditties
It is difficult to remain indifferent to such folk art as ditties.
They are loved by both adults and children. Chatushki is one of the genres of folklore that has existed since the times of Ancient Rus'. People very often had fun and came up with funny quatrains. By superimposing a simple motif on them, the result was a ditty. What is surprising is that this genre lives on to this day, delighting all people. It is especially loved by adults and villagers, since this method of congratulations at a wedding is closest to them.
Wedding ditties from witnesses
Ditties for a wedding from witnesses
Ditties for a wedding from witnesses:
I'm sure Sasha will carry Olya in her arms! Don't forget to invite us to the Golden wedding!
The accordion plays well, let it not stop. Sasha will kiss Olya - It makes you envious!
It's time for the young to go to bed, Well, we have to worry and be tormented by the question: Will everything work out for them?
two flowers on the window, day and night. The young people can't stop looking at each other!
Be true to each other, Don't look at others. Both mistakes and good luck Divide into two!
My wife has such a good, wonderful husband! And the wife is beautiful too, Outshines everyone around!
The young husband now has a young girl! Her face is beautiful, she floats like a swan!
We will offer bread and salt to our wedding couple. Open your mouth wide! Have a successful life!
You, wife, be faithful to your husband, become a support in everything, and there is no need to scold him, even if he drank.
Husband, don’t be angry unnecessarily with your beautiful wife
May your life be successful, bright, May every day be a gift, May God protect you forever, May you have more happy roads!
Love and live peacefully, know how to support each other, and make every day beautiful - cherish and cherish love!
Live in abundance, know no sorrow, love each other, give birth to children!
Ditties for the groom
These ditties could be sung at a wedding by a representative of the stronger half of the family tandem - that is, the groom. If he is not endowed with vocal abilities, or for other reasons refuses to perform them, then male guests can do this for him.
My mother in law is good
Kind, like a mother.
Just don't bother us,
We can handle it ourselves.
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I think I'll get along with my father-in-law
We will find a common language with him.
About hunting, about fishing
Let's start conversations.
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He called his mother-in-law mom
Made her feel good.
And became my favorite son-in-law
Right away, probably.
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I will love my wife
Long, absolutely true.
If he takes me out, I won’t hit you,
I'll probably abstain
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Our dear guests
Don't skimp on gifts.
We will accept any money:
Ruble, dollars, euros.
You can compose ditties yourself, using information about your newlyweds. Here, for example, is the text of ditties for the wedding of our friends Tatyana and Victor, which my husband and I composed especially for them.
But for a snack, Chatushki for a wedding from the group “Balagan”
And wedding ditties from Putin and Medvedev
All divisions of ditties into categories are purely conditional. After all, when it’s the height of general fun, is it really so important who sings on whose behalf? The main thing is that everything is harmonious and appropriate. Have fun and unforgettable weddings!
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