Funny wedding congratulations in prose
I sincerely congratulate you on the day of legal possession of each other.
I wish you, sweeties, a lot of money in the family budget, strong hugs and passionate kisses, kind people on your journey together and long-lasting happiness to you forever and ever. Congratulations, you are now ringed. I wish you to carry these handcuffs of marriage until the end of your days and maintain a sincere smile on your face, and not a twitching eye, excellent health, and not a mental disorder, the extraordinary beauty of soul and body, and not a disheveled and tired appearance. Live as happy birds, flying high in dreams and happiness, and may you soon have wonderful chicks.
Happy wedding day, my dear bunnies. I wish that the carrot never fails the hare groom, that the bunny bride’s ears curl up from constant compliments, that there are more than just heads of cabbage on your table, that there is always cabbage in your wallet. In general, happiness, wealth and more children to you, because for hares this is not a problem.
Congratulations on your wedding day and I wish that the candy-bouquet period alternates with delicious cutlets and cheerful games for children. And you live together, and you love passionately, and you dream beautifully, and always remain a cute pair of bunnies, or even rabbits - he with a valuable carrot, and she with a warm fur coat.
Congratulations on the birthday of the new unit of society, on the day of the creation of your marriage bonds and faithful union. I would like to wish you a life of fun, like Tom and Jerry, with incredible adventures, like the Wolf and the Hare from “Well, Just Wait,” with great love and understanding, like the modern Masha and the Bear.
Congratulations on your wedding day, on the day of the posthumous sentence of marriage bonds of love and happiness. I wish you, my dears, to live without troubles and bad weather for more than a hundred years, and even when you become decrepit grandparents, not to lose the fervor of your soul, the thrill of feelings and romance in relationships. Peace to you and good luck. Bitterly!
Congratulations, guys. So you have given up on your bachelor life, and now the period of courage has come for you. With all my heart I wish my wife not to be slippery like a fish and a squealing saw, and I wish my husband not to knock like a woodpecker and not to be a clown fish.
Well, congratulations, lovelies. I wish you not to cuckold each other, to defeat any enemy together, to pound any problem of reality to smithereens, to dive headlong into the pool of love, to plunge into the agony of passion, distracted from everyday life and, of course, to always remain lucky in love.
Congratulations on the day of the creation of the marriage union, on the great celebration in honor of the birth of a new evidence in our bee swarm. I wish you to be a cool couple, in love like d'Artagnan and Constance, young at heart like Romeo and Juliet, faithful like the Master and Margarita, dreamy like Assol and Gray, happy like Cinderella and the Prince.
Congratulations, risky guys, because getting married is a risk. But in your case, I can say with complete confidence that this risk will result in absolute happiness. I wish you always, and even after 100 years, to remain in love with each other, like Romeo and Juliet, and also to remain driven guys, like Bonnie and Clyde.
Cool poems for your wedding day
Allow me, in verse, not in prose (For the rhyme, Pushkin, brother, forgive me!), Raising this cup with a small dose, Make a short toast. Tell me honestly, just the truth: Is there a more fun holiday in the world? But for some reason it’s very bitter And every moment it’s getting more bitter!
Happy magical day, happy family birthday! Let there be time for everything: For success, for love, For funny bright jokes... I ask one thing, guys: Don’t find a minute to yell at each other!
Today you lost your freedom And, to your joy, you have become husband and wife! Why do you need freedom when there is love? It warms both the soul and the shelter. Happy beautiful wedding day! Live together, Have even more wealth than you need, Give each other attention and affection, And love each other more deeply with every moment!
Congratulations, young people! I wish you a sea of happiness, large mountains of joy, and not a bit of bad weather. Oceans of magical feelings, Rivers of tenderness, love, A whole pond of tender embraces - Just have time, swim! Let sadness not knock in your heart - Your heart is busy with each other, You are examples for each other, Now you are a husband and wife!
Today a truly miracle will happen - Two hearts will become closer to each other. Let this date become more important than any hundred brilliant days. May your hearts be pure, may the heavens sing with your love, may all your common dreams come true, may snowstorms and rains be spared. Let the feelings blossom over the years, And the family can expect many victories. Let them remember you through hundreds of centuries and make up legends about your love! Let warmth always await you in your home, Let your heart be very light, Let your life continue with love and care, And let your healthy baby decorate it. A bright, colorful, friendly and strong family, so that the strongest foundation is built around, so that troubles and quarrels do not penetrate into it. Be happy in your marriage! Take care of him.
Don’t forget the first date, And that minute that decided everything for you, And for each other, become that creature, With whom years of life are like an hour. Yesterday there was a groom, a cheerful bride, Today there is a full-fledged family, And tomorrow there is a house and a tub of dough, The daughter is babbling, and the sons are nearby! So let it not be boring for you together, Let love and passion live in your hearts, And the celebration will go well, We congratulate you on your wedding!
To the ringing of rings and the sparkle of the bride, your legal marriage took place. I wish you that your dough does not turn into your full house. I wish you long, happy years. There will be no separation. Even the showers warmed us with love. And to want to know each other. I wish my children to be like fruits. They bloomed and sang every day. And they woke up together in the morning. “Thank God that we are together!” So that you get into the “one hundred out of a hundred”, I wish you on this holiday. So raise your glasses quickly, To start, family and whim!
I wish you not to suffer from poverty in your family life. Let the happiness in the house sparkle with the replenishment of love. I wish you a son or a daughter, So that your troubles will increase, So that your unnecessary adversity will decrease a little. I wish you to live amicably and not divide “yours and mine.” You are now a single union and let everything be fine.
On this beautiful wedding day, Let it become clear to you: That you were looking for each other, To live beautifully! Let there not be enough room for jealousy and scandals. Get healthy Bride and Groom! Let complaisance and courtesy become companions. A well-fed and rich life - Moms will help here!
Congratulations on your wedding, may it not be a clump. And your union will be strong until your gray hairs. I wish you to live in abundance, And adore each other, And half a dozen children, Or give birth to more. Don’t make a fuss over nothing, And stock up on patience, And then, without a doubt, your life will be happy!
Cool congratulations for the wedding
Today I am a guest at the wedding, Today my friends are getting married. I am not a fan of “red phrases.” My order will be specific.
Groom, take care of the bride. Buy boots for the winter, and a bright sundress for the summer. Well, in general, you know the list yourself.
Don't talk back to your wife - Everything will only get doubly worse. Her objections are a piece of cake. The wife is always right.
You need to promise less, otherwise you will have to deliver. Don't forget about compliments AND about “special” moments.
Now I'll tell you, bride. You don't feel cramped together with your loved one. Swear to always endure him, Even though it will be difficult sometimes.
Prepare a delicious dinner with love, I will come to you to eat! Kidding! Of course, for my husband. He is well-fed and more obedient.
Funny congratulation texts for girlfriends
It is quite possible that a friend makes a little joke in her congratulations. It is important to know the line here. It is necessary not to overdo it with the speech itself, so that the bride and groom do not get offended later. Cool poems for a friend’s wedding:
My friend, when did you grow up? And managed to become wiser? After all, just recently we were singing and playing in the pouring rain. But now you are not like that, You said “Yes!” to your husband. May your whole family grow quickly. Just become wiser, Day by day and day by day, Don’t forget about your friend, Who will always love you.
- Look, he's subdued. That's for sure, that's obvious. You broke him and dragged him down the aisle. What kind of strength do you have? My husband’s friends are watching and they are scratching their heads. Everyone is afraid of you now, what kind of girl is she.
- How to congratulate your friend on her wedding day in an original way.
You are a marvelous bride for us, That’s for sure, there are no words. To accurately describe, We need your beauty. All you need is a Mercedes. And then the image is ready. Come on, hubby, try now. And for your wife, buy a car, just like the one in the picture.
In verse
At a wedding, everyone tries to congratulate the young couple in a way that will be remembered for a long time. Beautiful words sound in toasts and just like that, but the best option for such congratulations would be funny and kind poems. Here are a few examples that can be called universal and can be used at almost any wedding celebration.
So, what can you wish for the young people?
I’m at a loss, I don’t know where to start.
Of course, love, good luck and health
(To do this, drink cow's milk in the morning).
Let the children be very beautiful -
Like their mother they are slim, like their father they are strong.
In prose
Wedding congratulations are not just words. They must reach the hearts of the newlyweds, be remembered and come true. The best way to compose such a congratulation is to add a bit of humor with joy for the new family, added to the wise wishes .
- I would like to congratulate our today's heroes - the newlyweds - on such a decisive and correct step as a wedding. Now we have before us not just two people, but a whole ship that will sail on the waves of modern life. I wish them good sailors (jobs) who will be able to set or take down sails on time depending on weather forecasts (savings). Let the helmsman and captain (young) fill this ship with the laughter of cabin boys (children) and guide it through all the storms and storms (family misunderstandings). Happy sailing!
- Today is a happy day! After all, the husband and wife still haven’t even fully understood what happened. Let them live into old age in the same joyful bewilderment, smiling at everyone around them and loving the whole world. At the same time, giving the world many, many healthy children!
- From this very day - the wedding - you, dear newlyweds, have only twice as many: moms and dads, salaries, friends, houses, roads. Use all this wisely, as they say, “sensibly, with feeling, with arrangement.” Especially with feeling. Save it for a long life together, share disappointments and sadness equally, give birth to children in whom you will find your continuation!
Touching congratulations for a friend
Girls are always more prone to romantic and sentimental notes. Don’t be surprised if the bride or her friends burst into tears during the congratulations. They are so ready to express their love and affection.
- Yulenka, my friend. You and I have been together for 20 long years. We met in the yard and to this day we play in the same sandbox. At first sight and word we understood each other. What’s remarkable is that they never quarreled. I am very glad and happy that you are in my life. I think our meeting was not accidental, just like yours and your husband. Now you have become a wife. This is a serious and responsible step in your life, but it is so joyful and happy that it can overshadow your reason. Let love make you dizzy. Sing about love, write poetry and live it. May this feeling make you happy throughout your long life.
- Newlyweds, I want to congratulate you on this happy day. You fill each other's lives with meaning, love and a warm atmosphere. May all that is good between you now be preserved for a long life. Secure your feelings for many years to come. This love will never end. I believe in you and your feelings.
For friend
The groom's friends are often the funniest people at a wedding. Therefore, their congratulations, funny and cheerful, will be pleasant for the young.
- My friend, you are no longer just a guy. Starting today, you are called husband. Carry this big name with honor, love and appreciate your wife, help her in everything. After all, this is the only way that I, my best friend, can be proud of you. This step - marriage - is the most important in life. I'm glad you decided to do it. Be a real man!
- I want to rejoice with my friend, the groom at this wedding, at the birth of his own family. Let him never upset his beautiful wife, and let her create for him warm comfort and a hot hearth. Now, I’ve fulfilled my duty of congratulations, and now look, everyone – well, this is just a miracle, not a groom! So - I’m good too, and for now - completely single! And I really want to keep up with my friend!
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Texts of original congratulations
When writing a speech for a celebration, you must also take care of its uniqueness. Simply copied text from the Internet risks being identical to the neighboring one.
Therefore, be careful, because if they read your speech before you, you will simply have no words left. To avoid such unforeseen situations, you should take care of an original congratulation. Original wedding congratulations from friends:
- My dear friend, you are wearing a veil today. It's amazing, because you are a lady, And the groom is calling for a baby. Nothing, dear, You are beautiful beyond words. Let everything in life be cooler than in paradise And let your lunch always be ready. You are a friend, don’t persist, Let your husband be the leader. Well, you’re just on the sidelines, Correct me, what and how.
- Original wedding congratulations from a friend.
Lena, dear, you are going somewhere today. Finally, dear, your dream has come true. Hurry up and give birth to strong, brave babies. Well, well, at least you’re going somewhere, And you know how to cook porridge. You are our noble hostess, guests always run to you. Now feed your husband, but not for free. After all, he deserved it, yes.
- I would really like that on this day and forever, you become happy. And may the love last for many years to come. Don't scold each other, don't grumble about it in vain. My dear friend, Life hasn’t changed you. You are still beautiful, good and young. Stay like this forever.
