First toast at the wedding
Like any important celebration, a wedding should begin with an opening statement. Usually this role is taken by the event host. After a short introduction, he gives the floor to the guests.
The first toast at a wedding is an important and responsible moment. Only close people who mean a lot to the newlyweds are trusted to pronounce it. Usually these people are parents. They are the ones who say the first words of congratulations, sincerely wishing their children a long family life. Such words come out very sincere and touch you to tears.
Although parents cannot say anything bad, you still need to prepare for the speech: choose the right words, rehearse in front of the mirror, pronounce a toast out loud more often. It should sound melodious, harmonious and carry an important message and instructions to the young.
Below are 2 options that will touch both the couple and guests:
- “Young ones, you were born to meet each other. Your paths ran parallel. You grew up, learned new things and met each other. Family does not appear immediately. Anyone present here will say this. Family is a lot of work! Get ready to give it your all. But it's not all that complicated. All this work is easy, because love helps you survive any difficulties. Protect your love, do not let strangers interfere with it. Give your all to your relationship. Please listen to our advice!”
- “Happy day when love, loyalty, support are glorified. Be a support to each other, learn to forgive mistakes, find beauty even in everyday little things. We wish you to realize your potential as spouses and parents. Always remember the feelings that overwhelm you now. May you live happily ever after!"
Wedding toasts: cool, short and funny in verse
A wedding is always bright and lush festivities, music, dancing and a lot of fun.
They shout to the young people: “Bitter!”, and also say a lot of wishes. But what more could you want when everything has already been said? To be original, come up with cool wedding toasts in verse that will not only fulfill their main function of congratulations and wishes, but also that could amuse the young couple. But if you still don’t have a talent for rhyming lines, it doesn’t matter! In our article you will find cool, short and funny wedding toasts in verse that you can learn very quickly and easily.
Wedding toasts: funny in verse, short
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I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you many children. Like mommy - beautiful And like daddy - strong. Happy like grandma and smart like grandpa!
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I wish you to live in enormous prosperity, the salary should not be modest at all. So that your parents help you, When they meet, they put bills in their pockets. And always take your grandchildren with you, so that you can sometimes take a break from the children. And so that your neighbors don’t scold you for moaning so passionately at night!
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I wish my dears not to swear, but to kiss more often! Hug each other tighter, Feed your spouse more deliciously, Buy new clothes for your wife, Love both your mother-in-law and your mother-in-law!
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So that the wife in the family is obedient, she works a lot and eats little. I always greeted my husband joyfully. If someone came drunk, don’t scream. And the husband should carry all his wages home and be as faithful as an old dog. And so that he washes the dishes after himself, and is the most generous and kind!
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May you have a daughter who is smart and beautiful! Let a boy be born to you, and he will be useful on the farm. And you love each other, don’t go too far to the left! So that you can live until the golden wedding And invite us all again!
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So that tomorrow morning they wake up alone in bed and the bride and groom are not horrified by the sight of each other. Maybe the groom even loves his wife madly, but has he ever seen her without makeup before? I wish you two to wake up every morning for the rest of your life. And when you see each other, never be afraid!
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Give each other love and affection, So that in a year they can push a stroller, So that in two they buy a house, And in three, four of us live in it. Well, in fifty years, so that they can nurse their grandchildren!
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That's all, you got married and were given freedom. That's it, the end of partying has come and fun drinking in clubs. What? Don't you care? Do you want a different life? Eat together and sleep together? And give birth to children? We didn’t come in vain then! Let's shout: "Bitter!" same, friends!
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A wife is a bird, In her hands is a tit. And the husband is a raven, Serious and black. I wish the crow not to peck the tit, but to love and pamper! And the titmouse flutters its way and pleases the wife!
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We congratulate you on your wedding, we wish you a separate apartment, a decent foreign car, a private plot on the moon, a couple of oil rigs, a lot of gold bars. And don't forget that you are now spouses. You should not quarrel, but love each other!
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I haven’t been to a better wedding yet, I haven’t drunk, eaten or danced to my heart’s content. May your table always be so rich, And may your husband not return home screwed. And let the wife always be a housewife and let her not saw her husband like a chainsaw.
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Let's drink to the young people, so that they have a lot of money. So that my wife has enough to buy: For diamonds and new fur coats. So that my husband can smoke cigars and only drink Hennessy in the evenings. So that you can relax in style, invite us to visit more often.
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May your family be the happiest! The bride remains just as beautiful, And the husband is a little prettier than the hamadryas, But so that his wife loves him even so!
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Let's drink to the fact that you have a narrow bed, and you can only sleep on it in an embrace. So that you have cold weather in your house in winter, and you can always warm each other with your bodies. And so that you always walk holding hands, And soon give birth to your first child!
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I drink so that the young people never quarrel, so that in old age they remain loving spouses. So that the wife does not become a harmful old woman, and whispers kind words in her ear. And so that grandpa adores his wife, And at night, so that he carefully straightens the blanket for her.
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I want the young people not to count money tonight, but to hug each other tightly in the dark under the blanket. And if you want to wish the same, then you need to shout “Bitterly” to everyone very loudly!
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I want to wish you that your son-in-law respects your mother-in-law, and that your beloved mother-in-law doesn’t drink your daughter-in-law’s blood. And may you all live in peace, Each in your own apartment!
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I wish my wife not to be jealous, but to be able to cook delicious borscht. And my husband shouldn’t stay up late with friends, but fly home straight away after work.
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Let's drink to your husband coming home all his life, but never finding a lover in the closet. And no matter how much the wife searched her husband’s phone, she never found the numbers of other women.
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For you to live your whole life without boredom. You had children, then grandchildren. For you to live together for up to a hundred years, so that everyone talks about you - a beautiful couple!
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Let the husband not make a nest egg, but bring all the change from the store. Let the wife greet her husband with slippers and pour hot soup into a plate. And let your parents help you, send rubles and bucks more often!
Short and funny wedding toasts are sure to please not only young people, but all guests. At the end of your congratulations, do not forget to say loudly: “Bitter!”
See also: “Do-it-yourself wedding gift: ideas, photos”
Wedding toast from mom
The most touching are congratulations from mom. This is a person who, like no one else, knows a young or young person, will be able to choose the best words and will not wish anything bad. A wedding toast from a mother causes awe in the entire room, because these words contain true love and hope for a bright future for their children.
Not all mothers are eloquent, so the toast cheat sheets below will help you speak correctly or feel inspired to write.
in prose
“Time flies inexorably. First steps, words, assessment. And now you are standing before a wonderful stage in your life. Dear ones, may happiness be with you. We will always help you, in word and deed. Our family found a daughter (son) today, whom we also love and respect. Today all the words are for you!”
“My father and I lived together for many years and we can tell you that family life requires a lot of effort. And a happy life is even more so. There is no general recipe for a perfect marriage. Yes, this is not necessary. Just be gentle. Love is the key to a happy marriage, no matter how much time has passed since the wedding.”
“How much I want to say to express our love, dear newlyweds. Only a parent's heart can store all the memories and generously share them at such moments. May all the angels protect you, may all your joint dreams come true. Now there is a single “WE” that you must protect. For love, for your future."
in verse
Such a congratulation will be perceived much more pleasantly, so you should take a closer look at the following options:
“I will shower congratulations on the family who is a little over an hour old. I will sprinkle you with holy water and bless you with plenty to spare.”
Short wedding toasts from the bride's parents in their own words
Every parent wants only happiness and the best in life for their child. Of course, a wedding is a big test for every family member, so emotions simply overwhelm all participants in the event. A touching toast from mom can melt the coldest hearts, because it is filled with love and care. For these purposes, we have selected the best wedding toasts on behalf of the bride’s parents, which can be retold in your own words.
*** I send you my blessing and my maternal advice: Take care of each other tenderly, So that you can live together for decades.
Today, children, is your wedding, Have a bright start to a wonderful life, May love help you, May the excitement not fade away.
I wish you peace and prosperity, Happy everyday life and goodness, Let laughter sound only in your home, Let the children run playfully.
*** My children, I am a happy mother. I wish you health and long love, I wish your marriage to be strong. May all your days be bright.
Love each other, don't quarrel in vain. May your children be healthy, may everything be wonderful in your life, may the flame of your love not go out.
*** I want to congratulate my daughter, Allow me to read the poems And remember every line What the mother said as parting words.
I wish that everything succeeds for you on your long life journey. So that you always smile, Because only the best lies ahead.
So that you would be each other's support, Love reigned in your house, Its arguments could not be overcome, But the blood would boil in your veins.
You will accept the maternal covenant: No matter how hard it is for you, you simply love each other. Well, you're lucky with your husband.
*** Honorable, pleasant, responsible, sweet To raise a toast to you Yes, let me tell you guys: Dear ones, you have become a family today, And I, your mother, with warmth and soul, With all my heart I wish you great love. Oh, happiness, please live next to them! Cosmic feelings, and in the hearts - magic. ... since mom wants it, then mom is right! Real hopes and fulfillment of desires, Smiles, kindness and mutual recognition!
*** I wish you happiness in a huge ocean, So that you swim in joyful moments, May love protect you like a talisman, I wish that your dreams come true!
May life together give you warmth, I wish you harmonious relationships! Let evil bypass your home, So that there is no unrest in your life!
Father's toast at a wedding
Men are rarely verbose at weddings. When it’s the father’s turn to give a toast to the young, this short parting word includes everything that is most important, meaningful, and valuable. The father's toast at the wedding is no less touching, all because the sincerity of the words of a strong man cannot fail to touch the heart.
in prose
In most cases, fathers choose congratulations in prose. Below are 3 options for a speech that will be remembered by everyone present.
“You have already been told more than once how long-awaited and wonderful this day is. I wish you to do everything together - laugh, be sad, work, relax. And even though it’s so fun today, I’m a little sad. Bitter for the young!”
“Do not know sadness and sorrow, let the family be shrouded in love, tenderness, and comfort. Know that you will always find support in your father’s home.”
“To the young couple, I wish you to treat each other with care. In the ocean of life's passions, they managed to stay afloat and protected each other from bad weather and worries. You are still so young, you have a lot to learn. But everything can be done if your loved one is nearby. For your endless love."
in verse
Wise Caucasian wedding toasts that a witness can say
At a certain point in the wedding, it is obligatory for the groom's witness to give a speech. To make it grandiose, you need to be friendly and appropriate in your statements. Of course, the witness, like no one else, knows the tricky stories from the life of his friend, but it is better to remain silent about some of them. The surest decision would be to toast the wise Caucasians.
*** Let's drink, friends, so that each of us has great love, like the Caucasus Mountains, so that happiness sparkles like the river that flows from their peaks and health is strong, like the trees that grow next to them.
*** Somewhere far, far away over the mountains, a bird of happiness flies and is looking for the person to whom it should give it. Let's drink to this bird to visit each of us and give us a piece of happiness. And we will all live happily ever after, not needing anything.
*** I wish you happiness higher than the mountains, love that is like a fairy tale! And also a wonderful soul, a soul like a Caucasian!
*** Everyone is happy in their own way. Some people crave money, some people want fame. But the truth is one - everyone needs a family. So that we all value our loved ones!
*** So that my health is as strong as wine, which has been playing for ten years, And so that everything is fine, I drink to this while standing!
So that there is grace in homes, And so that there is no sorrow, And so that fear is unknown to the soul, And so that they do not betray!
Nice short toast for a wedding
Brevity is the “sister” not only of talent, but also of a good mood. Who wants to listen to a long boring toast, even if it is about deep feelings? That is why experienced speakers recommend speaking briefly at special events, but so that those around you remember this speech.
in prose
“Always remember that you are the creators of your life. May the sun always illuminate your family, and may the winds bring only changes for the better!”
“So glad to be present at your celebration and would very much like to be present in your life. We wish from the bottom of our hearts great love, respect and tenderness. Fewer everyday problems and life difficulties. Let your dreams come true!”
“Let’s put it briefly - love each other. Then all difficulties will fade away. Protect each other. Then no one can ruin your relationship!”
in verse
Wedding toasts in your own words: short and clear
A wedding wish for newlyweds can be said in your own words from the heart, without memorizing a long text. To do this, you just need to be a little inspired and the right words will come on their own. We are pleased to present to you a selection of short wedding toasts in our own words.
They say that in a good marriage, the husband is the head and the wife is the heart. Let's raise our glasses so that our newlyweds don't have any headaches or heartaches!
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Friends! We offer to fill the glass for a kiss! After all, it was a man who invented it as a way to shut a woman’s mouth.
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We wish that you can handle all the difficulties, that only pleasant chores fall on your shoulders, that your shoulders are carried by competent heads and that you are always shoulder to shoulder!
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The honeymoon is the happiest period for spouses: a time of carelessness, passion, sublimity of feelings, lightness, and tender trembling of lovers. Let us wish the newlyweds that their honeymoon will last a lifetime.
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We wish that today’s start to family life will lead you only to victories, a bright future and to winning gold medals of joy!
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We sincerely welcome you to your legal marriage. The most important thing in life is great human friendship and true love. May your love be as long as your life!
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We wish that every stage of life together be progressive, only upward and upward! We wish you rapid growth and progress in all aspects!
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Many men fantasize about a harem, so that he is surrounded by many women every day, adding variety to family life. Let our groom never have the idea of having a harem, because his wife can replace a thousand women for him!
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The secret of a successful marriage lies in some folk wisdom: you need to love not as much as possible, but for as long as possible! Let's drink to the leisurely behavior of the newlyweds!
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We wish you that everyday little things and trifles in no way overshadow what is necessary in your life - fidelity and love!
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If the husband is the ship, then the wife is the helm. We wish your home ship not to sink in the ocean of everyday problems, to sail out of every whirlpool and reach a quiet harbor.
Cool short wedding toasts
Cool wedding toasts will help to defuse the atmosphere a little and make it less lyrical. They will make those present smile, lift their spirits and stand out from the rest.
in prose
“Poets often compare love to a flower. And this is an apt comparison: love, like a flower, must be constantly given love, cherished. Then the plant will bloom magnificently. A person will also blossom if you love him with all your heart. Newlyweds, we wish you to always remember this comparison.”
“There is one secret that will allow you to live happily. You just need to always remember the first kiss and forget the last quarrel. Always remember this day and the feelings you feel now.”
“Let's drink to the male desire to hunt. If not for it, our groom would never have won such a charming bride. »
in verse
“May the dawn never go out. Have a happy life. May you always be happy. And for today - Bitter!”
This verse can be accompanied by small gifts on the topic:
And one more option:
“To the sound of a crystal glass, To the sound of sparkling wine, we congratulate the newlyweds And today we drink to the dregs.”
Cool wedding toasts: about the bride and groom
A cool toast from a witness at a wedding can entertain the guests of the celebration no worse than the incendiary speeches of the host. Here are a few options, shall we check it out?
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A young family should be like a branch of a flowering tree: pleasing to the eye, fragrant and hinting at the imminent appearance of fruits. I wish you, my dears, exactly this. And I also hope that no pests interfere with your idyll. It's sad for the young people!
Photo: nur.kz: Original
Wedding congratulations are cool and humorous and can be found both at a small party and at a magnificent celebration. The main thing is to sincerely wish happiness to the newly formed unit of society:
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The wisdom of centuries says that parents protect their daughter until the crown. And a husband must protect his wife to the end. I want to raise this glass to our newlyweds. May they take care of each other throughout their lives. And let their children take an example of this care and tenderness for themselves!
Funny short toasts for a wedding
When the mood of the guests has risen to the maximum level, the fun is overflowing, you can move on to funny toasts. Usually they are successful with friends - cheerful people, young people.
in prose
“Funny marriage jokes often involve failed relationships. But there is also an anecdote about a happy marriage: “My wife and I lived happily for 25 years until... we met.” I wish that the happiness of our young people begins here and now!”
“One day there was an accident on the road. The inspector asks the culprits why this happened. The woman replies: “I was driving the car as usual, and my husband was driving.” Therefore, it is important that the bride remembers that she is the “neck” of her husband and turns in the right direction.”
“For love without marriage! So that newlyweds encounter only excellent quality in love, family, and people around them.”
“We wish the newlyweds to be in a fairy tale: wash a lot of diapers and choose a lot of onesies. After all, children are real happiness.”
“Who’s doing well today? Who coped with the task 100%? These are the parents of the young. They gave birth to good people, raised them and gave them a good ticket to life. Let's raise a glass to them!"
in verse
In poetry, funny toasts are also very relevant:
“Don’t be shy about being in love and cherishing love, so that you can be called newlyweds all your life.”
A few more options:
Wedding toasts to the groom
One guy asked a friend: “Are you arguing with your wife?” - No. - The friend answered. – When my wife starts yelling at me, I immediately say “shut up” and remain silent. Let's drink to the dedication of husbands who know how to not only control themselves, but also surrender to the hands of their beloved wives.
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One gangster had a dream to commit a grand bank robbery and leave his mother-in-law's fingerprints there! Only a bad son-in-law can have such thoughts about his mother-in-law. I propose to drink to the groom, who will become a good son-in-law for a wonderful mother-in-law.
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They say that a persistent husband always gets what his wife wants. I raise a glass to ensure that the aspirations of our dear groom always coincide with the desires of the bride, and there is an opportunity to make them come true.
Original wedding toasts
Coming up with original toasts for a wedding is not an easy task. I would like to say both important and not boring words, such that they fully characterize the newlyweds. Selecting such a greeting will take time. You can read the suitable options below.
in prose
“Let's thank our enterprising groom. He managed to find a wife who combines beauty, intelligence, thriftiness, and femininity. Not everyone can do this. For the groom!
“Chekhov said very important words for every couple: “In marriage, the main screw is love.” So let's raise a glass to the newlyweds' love. Let it never know the end.”
“In eastern countries, men can have several wives. But our fiance doesn’t need all this. He just met his love, which will replace any harem. Let it always be like this. Bitterly!"
in verse
The best wedding toasts in your own words - original congratulations
The tradition of making a toast during a wedding celebration has been preserved for many generations. To formulate an original wedding toast and tell it in your own words, you can adapt a saying or saying by adding a few jokes. Guests and parents of the newlyweds will definitely remember a sentimental and sincere speech, and it will look advantageous against the background of other congratulations.
*** People strive for a silver, gold, diamond wedding, but all this is nonsense: you need to strive for the first wedding to be the only one, and the real achievement of marriage was not the number of years lived together - as if evidence that the spouses were able to bear each other , - but the strength of feelings and the inextricability of the ties connecting them.
*** On this happy wedding day, I would like to wish the newlyweds to always remain in love with each other, sensitive and attentive, ready to protect their soulmate at any moment. We wish you to find plenty of room in your life for the flowers of life - children.
*** A wedding seems to be one of the most important events in the relationship of two people who love each other. On this special day, I want to wish the newlyweds that not even for a minute of their life together, in everyday chores or holiday holidays, will they regret their choice, because finding the person with whom you decide to marry is a great happiness.
*** I sincerely congratulate the newlyweds on the most wonderful holiday of their lives! Let the husband build a house and plant a tree and be a stone wall to his wife! And let the wife give birth to many, many children! Be faithful to each other and love like lovebirds and help each other out of life's troubles! So let's drink to make the union strong, long and with love!
*** On this beautiful day, I want to wish you everything. So that there is happiness in life and good luck in everything. Let your family now be an example from A to Z. Let your home be warm and your heart light. Life is filled with blossoms, the blossoms of a wonderful spring! I wish you many years of married life. May your family only become stronger with every challenge!
Touching wedding toast
If a guest wants to say a touching toast at a wedding, then you can use these preparations.
in prose
“Scientific minds have been racking their brains for many years over the definition of love. A chemical reaction, hormones, a higher gift... One thing is clear - this is a great mystery. I wish our newlyweds to live with this secret all their lives and never unravel it.”
“When a man is stubborn, he will achieve what he wants. But on condition that the woman allows him to do this. For harmony in this couple!”
“Many couples who have lived together for a long time can share advice on how they managed it. It’s just that the wife must have a golden character, and the husband must have nerves of iron. You are perfect."
in verse
“Is it fate or luck? This meeting of two hearts definitely means something. After all, it’s probably not without reason that you are together today in this role of the groom and his bride.”
Wedding toasts about sages and wisdom
They say that only a wise man is able to admit a mistake, only a strong man can ask for forgiveness, and only a loving one can forgive. May you always have enough love, strength and wisdom.
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A philosophy professor asks students at a lecture: “Who always gives in when they realize they are wrong?” - Sage. - Students answer. – And who gives in even knowing that they are definitely right? They answer him: “Married.” And this is a long-known wisdom that our dear groom should not forget about!
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The sages say that the more expensive and more often a husband buys gifts for his wife, the more valuable she becomes to him. We would like to wish the bride to become a real jewel for the groom.
Fun and at the same time educational toasts are popular at weddings. This is a great way to congratulate the newlyweds in an original way.
Caucasian toasts for a wedding
Caucasian toasts for weddings are chosen far beyond the Caucasus. They are imbued with a special flavor, carry a strong message and act as an instruction for newlyweds. Not all of them begin “High in the mountains...”; there are also more original options.
The following congratulations can be distinguished:
- “Family life can be compared to a stormy sea. Only on rare days does it calm down, and the rest of the time the waves walk along its surface. But an experienced sailor can sail in both storm and calm. Be real sailors."
- “Let us remember the famous mountain that never reached Mohammed. He just didn't offer drinks. And we’ll drink to our friends who came to such an event related to the deprivation of a man’s freedom.”
- “One day a Caucasian husband got ready to run errands and told his wife to wait for him. The wife waited a long time and decided to send messengers to his friends. After some time, they all brought the same answer: “Don’t worry, I have your husband.” For real male friendship!
Cool short wedding toasts
Humor occupies a leading position in toasting. Funny toasts are always original. Agree, congratulations about happiness and health have already been heard hundreds of times. We focus on fun and offer you the following options for short toasts in poetry and prose:
Congratulations, dear ones, we wish you different things: a very quiet mother-in-law, a simply cool mother-in-law, a good father-in-law, so that he can sponsor you with money, and a father-in-law who invests in you too.
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So that the mother-in-law does not visit, So that the husband does not beat or drink. And for the wife to love, Let peace come to the family!
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Let the honeymoon be in Bali, Guests give money, but not rubles! Let the wedding dance for a long time, until dawn, We wish you sun, peace and love!
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So that family quarrels would be infrequent, And passionate reconciliations would follow, So that red-haired Vanya, big-eyed Dasha would sit on each of your knees.
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An exemplary wife will never reprimand her beloved for over-salting scrambled eggs, and an exemplary husband will pretend every time that he does not see how his wife hammers a nail crookedly. Let's drink to an exemplary marriage and complete mutual understanding of our newlyweds!
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They say that in an ideal family, the wife does not pay attention to where the money comes from, and the husband does not notice where it goes. May you have a truly ideal family.
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What is the difference between a fairy tale and a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a snake, and she became a princess. And it’s true - if it’s the other way around. Let the life of our newlyweds be like a fairy tale!
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Eve was too jealous. And even though there were only two of them in heaven, when Adam came home too late, she, just in case, counted his ribs. Let's wish our bride not to be so jealous, and her husband to never give a reason to count ribs!
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When a man is persistent, he will certainly achieve what a woman wants. Let's drink so that a man's determination and a woman's whims coincide!
Wise toasts for a wedding
Wise wedding toasts must contain deep thought, instruction, and perhaps the speaker will even convey his own experience of family relationships.
in prose
“Every woman always needs to remember that her husband should always be surrounded by affection and love, then he will never go looking for it outside the home. Let's drink to wise women!"
“I want the family life of the young to be the personification of this celebration. Let there be as many smiles, joyful speeches and confessions in it.”
"Young! May the weather in your hearts always be clear, the sky above you clear, and all storms pass by.”
in verse
Short wedding toasts in verse to the glory of the newlyweds
The best option for congratulations would be short poems dedicated to the newlyweds. You can come up with them yourself or use our selection. This could be a funny parting word for young people or an instructive story from life. A good solution would be to use wedding toasts in your congratulatory speech, consisting of short life stories and congratulations in verse.
*** Wedding, rings and flowers, This is how dreams come true, This is how they become a family, And they live as one soul! Harmony, goodness to you, Be happy always!
*** Live in abundance, in love, in understanding, Give each other attention more often. May your family be embraced with happiness, rich in love, luck and affection!
*** I wish you to live happily, respect and appreciate each other. Love, good understanding and best wishes to you.
*** Today is a special day for you. You have become husband and wife. You love each other tenderly Until your golden wedding.
*** Look lovingly, Live carefree, Appreciate immensely, Love heartily.
Toastmasters for a wedding
An experienced wedding toastmaster can juggle congratulations like balloons. Each of them is an example of the perfect toast. That is why, when preparing to attend a wedding, you can borrow some of them.
in prose
“Having attended more than one celebration, I can note that our bride is the ideal of beauty and grace. There is so much happiness in her eyes. Let it always be like this! And I wish the groom to always do so that his wife is the happiest!”
“Dear newlyweds! A man in love wears glasses that make gold out of copper and wealth out of poverty. Let you see all this with naked eyes.”
“One French writer said that a happy life is a fiction, there are only such days. I wish many happy days result in your happy married life.”
in verse
“Happiness for a hundred years to come Live without quarrels, misunderstandings Here is a task from us for you And love to keep each other Let the neighborhood envy!”
Wedding toasts in prose: creative ideas
If you are good at remembering long wishes, you can prepare several toasts for the wedding in prose, funny, but with meaning.
Dear newlyweds! Surely, you don’t really like the word that is used to describe the formalization of marital relations – marriage. Can anything good be called marriage? So let's raise our glasses so that your marriage is not defective, so that you value and respect each other, take care of your feelings and remain faithful to each other even in the most difficult moments of your life together!
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Our dears! I would like to tell you one instructive story. Once upon a time, a king and his queen lived in a luxurious castle. They lived in perfect harmony, but one day enemies broke into their castle. They saw the beauty of the queen and felt sorry for her. “Go in peace. And you can take one thing from the castle that you consider the most valuable!” - said the enemies. The queen, without hesitation, put the king on her shoulders and took him with her as her most valuable possession, thereby saving his life. Let's drink to the fact that the most valuable thing for newlyweds will always be their other half!
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Dear newlyweds, today you planted your little tree of love. I want to raise a glass to ensure that no pests land on its branches, that not a single woodcutter tries to cut down your tree at the root, that no winds or blizzards spoil its beauty and grandeur!
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Marriage is a very serious union that two people will never enter into voluntarily. But if they have already joined, then one of them will always be right in everything. And the second is the husband! So let's drink so that in your marriage each of you has equal rights and responsibilities!
Toast - a parable at a wedding
In order for a parable toast to attract attention and be appreciated by guests, you need to think it through well. If you don’t have enough imagination, you can choose one of the following:
- “Some newlyweds quarreled very often. Then they went to the sage for help. He gave them a box of matches and said that a quarrel was minus 1 match. When they end, the couple must separate. The young people thought about it and began to value their relationships. Let not a single match be broken in your couple.”
- “One day a couple was walking along the pavement. The girl stumbled, but the guy supported her. “Careful, honey, there are pebbles,” he said. 5 years later, history repeated itself. “Be careful, there are rocks here,” it was now said. And after 10 years the man said: “What a stupid thing!” So let there be only pebbles and no stones in your destiny.”
- “Every young lady has a small gift from God - a piece of sugar. But some people hide even two such pieces within themselves. It is difficult to find such a person. But our fiance made it through. For him!"
The wedding toast is a wish for all the best to the young family. The more interesting and beautiful it is, the more exciting and enjoyable it will be for both newlyweds and guests to listen to.
Touching wedding toasts from the groom's parents in their own words
To make the speech from the father or mother of the groom bright and interesting, you can use any of the toasts below for congratulations. Our toasts from the groom's parents at the wedding will help you express in your own words emotions towards your beloved children who have set foot in independent life. The newlyweds will remember this moment with warmth all their lives.
*** Congratulations, our children, Be joyful always, May the love under your roof never dry up.
Let kindness, peace and laughter reign in the family from now on, Be happy, dear ones, and live your best life!
*** There is joy in the heart, there is a lump in the throat, And words are lost, Son, you have become a groom, Your dreams are coming true.
We congratulate the young couple on their wedding, we wish you happiness and love, Children.
So that they live together, give way to each other, So that you, parents, do not forget.
We wish happiness to the New family, May love warm your home throughout your life.
*** Our dear children, we congratulate you on the creation of a family union. We are sincerely glad that fate brought our son together with such a wonderful girl, who has now become our daughter. Our beloved ones, be sincerely happy and loved, we wish you family happiness and warmth, prosperity and joy, respect and understanding, faith in each other and support, prosperity, good luck and obedient children. ***
Congratulations, dear ones, you are now one family. Let earthly joys Color the days of life.
Respect each other, Divide everything in half, Take care, adore, And give us grandchildren.
*** Our beloved children! We really want to wish that in the whole wide world, you won’t be happier!
Take care of your feelings, May trouble pass you by. The main thing is to live together, and we will always help you!
Wedding toasts and congratulations in verse
Often, a rhyme falls into the tongue more easily than wedding toasts in your own words, and if you are afraid of forgetting a couple of lines, then you can write the toast on a postcard and, if anything, spy on it.
Hello young family! If you want to know the answer. How can you live a hundred years Together, side by side and without troubles.
Then we will answer you directly, You need to be less stubborn, Argue less and mope, Find compromises.
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Let's raise our glasses to the happiness of the young. So that you do not break the love that was given to you for two on the rocks.
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There have been many toasts to the young people, but we will definitely raise one more. So that a small miracle will appear soon, They have a strong baby, and maybe more than one.
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All the guests gave gifts today, and you sincerely thanked everyone. It's time to thank you and tell your parents that they gave you life. So let's drink a glass to their health, And let's not forget their merit.
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Today, at our festive table, the two of you are sitting next to each other, happy. And let it be like this until the very end: Two rings will intertwine!
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We drank for the young, We also sipped for their parents. It's time for us to drink to the guests, and head to the dance floor quickly.
Wedding toasts with a joke
Friends! I propose a drink for a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth. Bitterly!
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After the introduction of Prohibition, there were much more divorces in the world, because many men looked at their wives with sober eyes for the first time. So let's drink so that our groom will always be drunk without wine from his beautiful wife. Bitterly!
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After the wedding, a young man says to his wife: “Darling!” I forgot to tell you about one of my big drawbacks: unfortunately, I am often unreasonably jealous. And his wife reassures him: “Don’t worry, dear!” You don't have to be jealous of me... for no reason! Here's some advice for young people. Don't give reasons for jealousy and don't be jealous for no reason! I propose a toast to love without jealousy.
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One day two old friends met. - How do you live with your wife? In agreement? - one asks the other. - Like two lovebirds. Either I fly out of the house, then she. My pigeons, be homely and do not force each other to leave your dovecote too often!
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Dear newlyweds, I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding day! I wish my wife never to be a “saw”, but also not to be a “log”. And I want my husband to behave in such a way that his wife is always waiting at home with pies, and not with a rolling pin in his hand. In general, live together and never quarrel!
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Now, (Name), listen to the toast. Our order is extremely simple:
Don’t shake your wife like a pear, Dress her up, love her like a soul, And admire her like a flower, But don’t be under your thumb.
Be sober on paydays. Don't kiss door handles. Build peace and happiness in the house, (But not in the sense of “Domostroy”),
Do not vent your anger innocently on the rightful half: After all, keep in mind that the richness will not result in cabbage soup!
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You can live to see your golden wedding only if the wife has a golden character and the husband has iron endurance. Let's drink to such a wonderful alloy.
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Two leopards were circling in the forest and came across a hut. There was a leopard skin on the floor. - Do you know what this is? - one leopard asked the other. He looked at the skin and trembled, whispering in horror: “Let’s run!” This is my mother-in-law!!! Let's move our glasses in honor of good mothers-in-law, whom we would not be afraid of!
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This toast is for you, bride! Stand up for your spouse and become his second mother. It's a long road for you to walk.
Be pleasant and beautiful, sensitive, kind, fair, and for your husband you will become a beauty queen.
Beware in the depths of the kitchen Be like a cook. But keep in mind: with dry rations, and with only seagull, you can kill love and destroy your spouse.
Even if he doesn’t get an apartment for his dear wife, don’t curse him in your soul: “Heaven is heaven in the hut with my dear one.”
Hearing the angry voice of the heart, do not arrange concerts. The heart can fail and lead to divorce.
Be not a saw to your husband, but a reasonable wife!
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The sage was asked: “When is there a good relationship between husband and wife?” “When the husband does not hear what his wife says, and the wife does not see what her husband is doing,” answered the sage.
So let's drink to the good relationship between our bride and groom!
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They say that happy people are happy because they think about what they have, and unhappy people think about what they don’t have. I want to raise this glass to our newlyweds, so that they would always think that they have them and it would fill them with happiness! For the young!
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“Moishe, who always gave $10 to a beggar, today gave only $5, explaining that now that he got married, he is forced to cut expenses. To which the indignant beggar replied that he was not going to support Moisha’s family. So let’s drink to the fact that the husband always knows how to ensure the well-being of his betrothed!”
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A bachelor brags to a friend: “I will have a beautiful, smart, faithful and thrifty wife.” - All this is good. But how do you cope with all four? Our groom is lucky; his bride is beautiful, smart, faithful, and thrifty. All that remains is to cope. However, I am sure that the young man is capable of this task. For the young! Bitterly!
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We don’t just eat bread and porridge, We don’t drink sour milk either - We drink, we eat for your wedding (Marriage is not flirting for you!), And we eat grainy caviar, Crab - on a clean plate, And we break dance, twist, We drink - undiluted alcohol! ...They specially turned off all the water, so that you and the alcohol wouldn’t get confused! Let your brains spin with alcohol vapor: You two are together for two hundred years, newlyweds!!!
FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHERS-IN-LAW There are eternal themes. For example, Separation, fidelity, honor, love. Poets since the time of Homer have turned to them again and again. And the servants of satire have one eternal theme. Apparently, it arose even before the creation of the world. This topic is called "mother-in-law", But for many years now we have not heard couplets about her, Salty jokes and witticisms, And what is the reason? Are the minds of satirists now impoverished? No, we just overlooked, We missed something. We need different eyes to look at the mother-in-law of our days - Not flat jokes, but hymns We must create about her. It is not in vain that, having worked for almost half a century, One scientific institute suggested that it was his mother-in-law’s work that made a man a man. Anyone who has been married at least once agrees with this hypothesis. After all, a mother-in-law is a micro nursery, and also a micro kindergarten. On it alone, like a bridge on stilts, any family rests. She has a home kitchen, and cutting and sewing courses. For a son-in-law - a calculating machine, For a daughter - a cook and a supply manager, For grandchildren - Grandma Arina, And if necessary - Santa Claus. She finds the strength to do everything: Knit a beautiful scarf for her son-in-law, Get fresh hens for the holiday. And that’s all - without progression, without vacation pay, without days off. And even if she is not too generous, But if we find ourselves in a breakthrough, She will silently pull out the savings book and lend it out irrevocably. The Earth should give praise to her mind, her talents: Not on whales, not on Atlanteans - She rests on her mother-in-law. As for other planets, it is unclear. One thing is clear to us today: If there are mothers-in-law on Mars, then, of course, there is life there too!
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We wish you health, we wish you prosperity and give your soul to each other without reserve. However, leave a little for the children too. We will gladly welcome their arrival! The boy is welcome, and we are expecting a girl. Or you can do it at once, you can do it together. It is clear that with twins the expenses are high. We will help with money, after all, they are not strangers! And fifty years from now In the company of children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren A glass of milk, and perhaps not only We will raise and shout to you with pride: “Bitter!”
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Two people meet. - Are you married? - Married. - For a long time? - It depends on my wife. Sometimes it’s like we got married yesterday, and sometimes it’s like we’ve been married for forty years. Dear newlyweds, live your whole life the way you just got married yesterday!
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Two friends are talking: “Do you often argue with your wife?” - Never. As soon as she raises her voice at me, I firmly say: “Be quiet!” - and I’m silent. So let’s raise a glass to all the selfless men who know how to not only pull themselves together, but also surrender to women’s hands!
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Do you know how a fairy tale differs from a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a snake, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around. So let the life of our young people always be like a fairy tale!
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One man described his family life this way: his wife is a witch, his mother-in-law is a swamp kikimora, his father-in-law is Koschey the Immortal, and his children are imps. Let's drink so that the family life of our newlyweds does not turn out to be so fabulous!
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Dear newlyweds! I wish you that one day you will be attacked: let money attack you in a dark alley, and you will not be able to fight it off. Bitterly!
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If ten children are born in a family and only half look like their father, then the father is awarded the medal “For Part-time Work.” If ten children are born in a family and none of them look like their father, then the father is awarded the medal “For Non-Interference.” If ten children are born in a family and all are like their father, then the father is awarded the “Well Done Father” medal. So let’s wish our groom to become a great father!
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Once upon a time there was a single guy, handsome, smart, young. So that he will always be like this, We will give you advice: You must take care of your husband. Let him lie down so he can read the newspaper or just leaf through it. If you are grumpy, willful and jealous, don’t wonder why you won’t find a husband at home. To make life seem like paradise, don’t find fault with your husband. Laugh more often, smile, Never be arrogant! And also, bride-light, listen to our advice. So that your husband is faithful to you, So that he lives with you alone, Always be his bride, Not a grumpy wife. Contrary to your own husband, you don’t say a word, But in your beautiful hands, hold your power tightly. Improve yourself in the arts You are at the kitchen stove - The voice in the stomach of emptiness In the husband dulls the senses. Peace in the family is needed like air, so that there is peace and harmony, you create your own home kindergarten for your own husband. So that you don’t quarrel in vain, So that things go more successfully, So that for you, like a bright holiday, Life flows together!
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I propose a toast to all things black! Let's drink to the fact that the bride's husband wears a black suit, with a black diplomat, and that she drives a black Mercedes and relaxes by the Black Sea. To eat black caviar and drink black coffee.
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You've probably noticed that spouses who have lived together for many years have the same interests and tastes. In our family, for example, both my wife and I love... me! And we have known the groom not so long ago, but we also have the same tastes - he and we all like his bride! I propose to drink to the beautiful bride!
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We give you cabbage so that the house is not empty. We give you onions, so that you don’t experience severe torment. We give you carrots so that there is love in the house. We give a tomato, so that discord will pass through your home. We'll give you a cucumber so that the groom can quickly become a father. We give grapes so that your home will always be rich. That's how much they gave! Well, now - “Bitter!”
Source: Congratulations
See also:
- Wedding congratulations with humor
- Toasts for 60 years
- Toasts by name
- Toasts to the 70th anniversary
- Poetic toasts
- Comic toasts for housewarming
- Cool toasts for guests
- Cool toasts for the birthday boy
- Toasts for husband's anniversary
- Happy birthday toasts
Cool short wedding toasts for friends
A wedding is a day when both guests and newlyweds want to have fun, so speeches that bring tears to your eyes are not always appropriate. But words that will bring smiles to the faces of everyone present are very helpful.
Cool toasts in your own words
If you are close to young people, then you probably have your own jokes that can be used in a toast. Just be careful, because not all jokes will be appropriate in the presence of guests.
Dear bride, I warned you not to get involved with this man, but you didn’t listen. So now I wish that he loved you so much that you would have to cook delicious borscht and homemade pies every day.
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Dear bride and groom! As they say, marriage is not a good thing. Therefore, let's drink to ensure that your union is strong and you are happy in it.
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Let's raise our glasses to the fact that a young wife has to clean the floor from rose petals every day.
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Let's raise a glass to the beautiful bride! So that she always remains as beautiful, so that she is always healthy and full of strength. So that her husband loves her, respects her, appreciates her and gives her all his salary.
Funny congratulations and toasts in verse
If you remember rhymed lines better, then choose a short wedding toast in verse and memorize it.
Believe it or not. But the cherished secret of happiness is known. In order to win a husband’s heart forever, the wife must cook the treasured soup. You salt it, pepper it and add a pinch of love on top.
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You caught life's luck by the tail, And finally met each other. And so that you don’t be sad, We will shout together again “Bitter!”
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Let's raise our glasses to the bride and groom, gentlemen. Let them live contentedly!
