Everyone knows that not a single wedding celebration takes place without a fun, noisy and long feast. Each guest is supposed to raise a glass to the health of the newlyweds and say congratulations. But words made up on the fly are not always successful. But you really want the wedding toast to be cool, funny and memorable for the newlyweds. Svadbaholik.ru advises preparing your congratulatory speech in advance. Our selection of cool wedding toasts will help you with this.
Wedding toasts about sages and wisdom
They say that only a wise man is able to admit a mistake, only a strong man can ask for forgiveness, and only a loving one can forgive. May you always have enough love, strength and wisdom.
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A philosophy professor asks students at a lecture: “Who always gives in when they realize they are wrong?” - Sage. - Students answer. – And who gives in even knowing that they are definitely right? They answer him: “Married.” And this is a long-known wisdom that our dear groom should not forget about!
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The sages say that the more expensive and more often a husband buys gifts for his wife, the more valuable she becomes to him. We would like to wish the bride to become a real jewel for the groom.
Fun and at the same time educational toasts are popular at weddings. This is a great way to congratulate the newlyweds in an original way.
Wedding toasts to the bride
Let's drink to the bride. Let her be like a faithful alarm clock for her young husband and not allow him to fall asleep.
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One day my wife had to go on a business trip. In the house she left many different notes for her husband: on the sugar bowl “I love you”, on the computer “Pay for the Internet”, in the closet “Where are you going to go without me in a white shirt?” So here is my toast to the wise wives who know how to predict everything.
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Let's raise a glass to the bride and arithmetic. After all, in married life she will need to master arithmetic operations: dividing the marital bed and multiplying gender, adding beauty and subtracting age.
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The proverb says that a wife is a man’s main wealth. Next to a good wife, happiness is multiplied, and grief is halved. I want to drink so that the bride can bring this proverb to life.
Cool wedding toasts for the bride are perfect not only for her friends, but also for the groom’s friends. Raising a glass to the newlywed, you can praise not only her, but also the excellent taste of her husband.
Funny wedding toasts
A festive feast is not complete without warm wishes to the young couple. They can be not only serious, but also playful, because this is a joyful event, so why not have fun on this day.
Funny wedding toasts will cheer up the newlyweds and guests and help create a relaxed atmosphere at the celebration. This page of our website presents texts of toasts in verse and prose suitable for these purposes.
Funny wedding toasts in verse
*** That's all - looped! It’s too late to lament, It used to be “trawl-wali”, But now it’s serious! In half there are laughter and tears, a bed, kisses and dinner, and such, let’s say, prose, how and what to divide the budget into. Be happy guys! What else can I tell you? Don't forget to invite us to your silver wedding!
*** Be healthy, live richly, As far as... your salary allows you. But know: the salary is always not enough. Shake all your ancestors - they will give you more. You have twice as many parents, love them more, stay longer. Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers - Give birth to boys, give birth to girls. But children bore their parents. Throw them to the grandmothers - they will educate them. And most of all, we wish, however, that your marriage does not have a marriage!
*** Mendelssohn's wondrous march Let it sound so sweet now! And then - pots, minced meat, a vegetable garden, a patch of parsley, curlers, socks, underpants, a bunch of rubbish under the bed, cellulite, blues, mustaches and rumpled pajamas. Be happy, friends, you have now become spouses! You are now one family, take everything into your hands!
What other fun toasts can you say at a wedding?
You don’t want to overload the congratulations at the festive table with serious advice and parting words, of which a lot has probably already been given? Make funny toasts at the wedding, which can be addressed to both newlyweds, or only to the bride or groom.
For example, the bridesmaids can read the following cool wedding toast in her honor.
*** Listen to our instructions! In family life, you need to know exactly: When the mother-in-law and father-in-law have a birthday, The password for social networks and the day, When the husband receives his salary. And remember: if your husband is angry and gloomy, you will bore him with questions. He probably had a bad day. Pour some borscht and say, “Go and eat.” And if he is silent and does not kiss, do not think that he has stopped loving you. The car may not start. What to take from him? He is still... a man. All that remains is to wish your wife and husband that your sense of humor will always save you, that you can laugh at everything. Over our toast, for example, now!
In turn, the groom will appreciate the following comic toast, which his friends will read at the wedding.
*** A married man has not life, but grace: You don’t have to choose where to go in the evening. All plans - vacation, holidays, picnic and casino - Everything is thought out and precisely decided for him. Although there are, of course, reasons to be a little capricious: Either the cabbage soup is under-salted, or the spoon is too big, Happier are married people who are bachelors out of spite. You got it, friend: you are very lucky today! ...So be happy, dear newlyweds!
Wedding toasts with humor in prose
Funny toasts pronounced at a wedding can be dedicated to the relationship between husband and wife, daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, son-in-law and mother-in-law, as well as other topics. In your speech, you can quote funny aphorisms, legends, parables and even jokes.
*** What should an ideal marriage be like? An exemplary wife will never reprimand her husband for over-salting his scrambled eggs, and an exemplary husband will always pretend not to notice that his wife is nailing a nail crookedly. So let's drink to an exemplary marriage and complete mutual understanding of our happy newlyweds!
*** An Eastern sage was once asked: - When do good relationships develop between spouses? “When the husband does not hear what his wife says, and the wife does not see what her husband is doing,” answered the sage. This means that in an ideal family, the husband should be a little deaf, so that the wife can sometimes grumble, and she should turn a blind eye to various little things, so that the husband can get out of her control from time to time. But we will not drink to those who do not see everything and those who do not hear everything, but we will drink to the ideal family!
*** Family life is like the sea: sometimes calm, sometimes a storm of ten points. And only the strongest ships can withstand such instability. So let's drink to the big ship of your love! And may he sail on the right course for many, many years to come!
*** After the introduction of Prohibition, there were many more divorces in the world, because many men looked at their wives with sober eyes for the first time. So let's drink so that our groom will always be drunk without wine from his beautiful wife. Bitterly!
*** Dear newlyweds, I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding day! I wish my wife not to be a “saw”, but not to be a “log” either. And I want my husband to behave in such a way that his wife is always waiting for him at home with pies, and not with a rolling pin in his hand. In general, live together and never quarrel!
*** I wish the young people that there are only three black stripes in their lives: a black Mercedes, which they will drive, black caviar, which will always be on their table, and the shores of the Black Sea, on which they will often relax!
What should you remember about cool wedding toasts?
Funny wedding toasts don't have to take a lot of time—typically, these speeches last less than a minute. Reread the text several times to remember it well, and practice your speech in front of the mirror to deliver it without hesitation.
Choose the funniest wedding toasts - and congratulate the bride and groom on their wedding. The main thing is to observe the measure and not offend anyone, because a wedding is a joyful event, and you shouldn’t overshadow it.
*** A young family should be like a branch of a flowering tree: pleasing to the eye, fragrant and hinting at the imminent appearance of fruits. I wish you, my dears, exactly this. I also hope that no pests interfere with your idyll. It's sad for the young people!
*** Bernard Shaw said: “To marry is stupid, not to marry is even more stupid.” Our young people chose the lesser of two stupidities. And they did it right! We raise a glass to you and your happiness!
*** One wife, having asked her husband what he values more in women - intelligence or beauty - heard that these qualities are not important to him, because he is married to her and does not notice other ladies. Our newlywed also has original taste. He believes that his bride has a brilliant intellect. And incredibly attractive appearance. Let's drink to the lucky one who was lucky enough to get such a treasure as our newlywed!
*** Let's drink to the mathematics of family life: to the addition that made this married couple come together; for subtracting both from the number of bachelors and unmarried; for sharing from now on all sorrows and difficulties in half; for multiplying the race by having children! For the young!
*** Scientists say that love is a chemical reaction. Therefore, it would not be out of place to assume that our newlyweds are alchemists. They will experience many important discoveries in life, learn countless love formulas with the most important ingredients: tenderness, fidelity, mutual understanding, prosperity and health. We wish them patience, happiness and good luck! Bitter for the newlyweds!
Wedding toasts to the groom
One guy asked a friend: “Are you arguing with your wife?” - No. - The friend answered. – When my wife starts yelling at me, I immediately say “shut up” and remain silent. Let's drink to the dedication of husbands who know how to not only control themselves, but also surrender to the hands of their beloved wives.
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One gangster had a dream to commit a grand bank robbery and leave his mother-in-law's fingerprints there! Only a bad son-in-law can have such thoughts about his mother-in-law. I propose to drink to the groom, who will become a good son-in-law for a wonderful mother-in-law.
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They say that a persistent husband always gets what his wife wants. I raise a glass to ensure that the aspirations of our dear groom always coincide with the desires of the bride, and there is an opportunity to make them come true.
Wedding anniversary toasts
Our dear bride and groom! Today you are so beautiful and sweet, like children. And you laugh so timidly, as if you were alone in the world. You carried the hearth of warmth in your hand through the years. Don’t let anyone cool him down, and let God save and preserve him. And today celebrate your anniversary and kiss quickly!
On a silver wedding I wish you silver, and, of course, to meet a golden one together so that you can collect handfuls of gold!
Fifteen years of marriage is quite a long time. Oh, how much you have done with your bombshell, with your love you have given everyone a current. Your couple is a science to others, Every day is a holiday for you. We wish only for your love to sound And not for a minute, not for a second, so that boredom does not take over.
Happy anniversary! Your family is 30 years old today. This is the age of maturity and consistency, which is what your relationship is. I wish you, at least, to live together for as long, and no matter how many years pass, may your feelings for each other never grow old or fade away!
I drink to the golden mean, I want to wish you happiness, 50 wonderful, long years, There is no happier family in the world! I wish you to live without troubles, And share joy with sorrow, I wish you to live a hundred years, And let love and advice reign, For you, for a strong family, Today I want to drink!
Dear spouses, happy first wedding anniversary to you! All this year, one might say, you have been getting to know each other. They found out who is like in everyday life, who likes what for lunch, who likes to relax how... The wife found out where her husband likes to throw dirty socks, and he found out how much time she spends in front of the mirror. I wish you to continue to get to know each other, adopting the habits and preferences of the other and developing common interests. After all, all this makes souls dear!
There was one rich man in the world who left a huge will to his son. But there was one agreement: he had to marry and live with his wife for many, many years. The will of the father is sacred. When the son's marriage turned 25, the family received the first quarter of the funds. So let's raise our glasses so that the most important incentive for your life together is only love and mutual understanding - the best of treasures!
They say that nature, having created people as they are, gave them great consolation from many evils, endowing them with family and homeland. So let's have a drink today in honor of the half-century anniversary of the wedding of these wonderful people! And let's congratulate them on their huge achievement called family!
Silver wedding - The date is not easy. Silver wedding Big anniversary. So let's celebrate, friends, And drink to love. So that it is “possible” and not “impossible”, for this couple again. Let silver sparkle in this house today. And may the Hearts of those who are with us now be filled with goodness.
How unnoticed and quickly this year has flown by. And now we are celebrating our first anniversary together - a chintz wedding. Even though this year has not been easy and challenging, I am grateful to you, my beloved husband, for your support and care. I want to continue to live in harmony with you!
Original short wishes for newlyweds
Dear bride and groom, never forget - one drop of understanding can replace a liter of valerian.
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Let everything in your family life be in its place: the keys to the Mercedes in the husband’s pocket, the mink coat on the wife’s shoulders, and the dirty socks in the laundry basket.
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Let your married life be like good champagne, bright, sparkling, so that you always want more and never have a headache.
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We wish you amazing and magnificent love, capable of forgiving men's stupidities, understanding women's logic and coping with children's pranks.
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I suggest raising a glass to heaviness and lightness. May your pockets always be heavy with money, and may your soul be light and joyful with love.
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Let your life be like a fairy tale in which you will be the king and queen. And let no evil spells become an obstacle on your path.
Short and funny toasts will help you congratulate the newlyweds at the wedding in a fun way, show humor and wit, without dragging out your speech. After all, the main thing in a congratulation is the content, not the number of words spoken.
Congratulations on the wedding with a cry of “Bitter!”
A wedding is a grandiose event that every couple in love dreams of celebrating loudly and cheerfully, because this day should remain in memory as one of the best and happiest, since they finally decided to tie the knot and become a happy family. If you are invited to share in such an incredible event for the newlyweds, do not forget to choose not only an original gift, but also choose a beautiful congratulation that will end with a joyful cry of “Bitter!” Choose a congratulation in prose or in poetic form, but just read it, because it is important that the words written in the congratulation reflect your true attitude towards the newlyweds and touch them to the core.
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A wedding is not a simple matter, a wedding is a young matter. If we decided to live together, then so be it. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! So that there are kids, a house, a car, a yacht, a dacha, happiness, fidelity and good luck. So that life does not separate, So that we marry forever. To have more of everything - so much... And today it’s simple: bitter!!!!
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How our fellow... lost his way, To everyone's surprise, what an eccentric, he suddenly got married. I told you: “Don’t fall in love!” You didn’t listen to me, so here you go. You were a single guy, uncommitted, and now you are forever tied to your wife. Your freedom is over, and that’s all, Pour a glass of wine, I’ll shout “Bitter!”
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What can I wish for the bride and groom, that you are always and everywhere together? Take care of love and keep it sacred, carry it through your life together. Even if there is no reason for a quarrel, let the man always give in first. And if a quarrel accidentally breaks out, let it end soon with reconciliation. We wish that there are no mistakes in life, that children bloom like daisies in a field. We wish you great, great, bright, joyful and dear happiness! Take care of love trustingly, vigilantly, And only at the empty wedding you will feel “Bitter!”
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Let their house be a full cup. Let him be famous for his kindness, So that we can walk at your wedding In silver and gold. Let the dawn never go out in your life. May it always be sweet for you, and today may it be bitter!
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You have always been teased with “tili-dough”, And today you are the bride and groom, Now you are faithful and happy spouses, So let each of you be a friend. I cordially congratulate you on this event, and wish you a long, interesting journey together, so that you never feel sad or hurt, let’s drink to you young people! Bitterly!
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Finally, the happy day has arrived. The hall is full of guests and light! Today (name of the groom) finally took (name of the bride) down the aisle. You couldn't find a more beautiful couple! You only need to wish to cherish your love and live your life like in a fairy tale. And all we have to do is raise our glasses to you and shout loudly: Bitter!
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All the best to you in life and health, Wealth, peace and warmth. A family warmed by love is always reliable and strong. So that your union is only a joy, We will shout together: “Bitter! Bitterly!".
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Congratulations on your wedding day! And I hasten to wish you, Make life with each other sweet, Give birth to many children! There’s more money in your bags, let it last for the rest of your life! And love and happiness too, “Glory! Bitterly!" - a scream is heard!
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We heartily congratulate you, May you live long and carefree. Fate has united you now forever, forever. And may there be no trace of Discord between you all the years. And no matter how difficult your life would be, Two hearts were inseparable. So be happy always! And all we can do is exclaim in unison: Bitter! Bitterly!
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The magnificent wedding is in full swing, The guests are in a wedding frenzy, This is where the story ends... You will remember the order: For the wife, respect her husband and do not scold him idlely! Well, the husband should be with his wife and not run after another! To live life like this, you need to wet your diploma! And in order to finish drinking, you need to sweeten it somehow! Bitterly!
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The magnificent wedding is in full swing, The guests are in a wedding frenzy, This is where the story ends... You will remember the order: For the wife, respect her husband and do not scold him idlely! Well, the husband should be with his wife and not run after another! To live life like this, you need to wet your diploma! And in order to finish drinking, you need to sweeten it somehow! Bitterly!!!
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Happiness to you, newlywed friends, Joy and brightest days. You are now family, and by law you both belong to her! You will have joys and troubles, You will have to experience everything in life... But keep your course only for victory! "Bitterly!" you, but you don’t know sorrow!
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From century to century, from day to day Sounded “Bitter!” in Rus'. It would seem that there is an overlay in the ritual. But our people are cunning and wise - the playwright, We shout: “Bitter!”, and suddenly it turns out Not bitter at all, but funny and sweet, And everyone is glad that the fusion of lips did not bring bitterness, but radiance to their faces. Bitterly!
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With great love and tenderness you walk through life, Until your golden wedding, live in harmony. May the dawn of a happy life never fade, May it always be sweet for you, but today is bitter!
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You have found each other, You have found happiness in life - Two wedding rings Have become a symbol of love! Let our hearts beat in unison from now on, moment by moment, We still say “Bitter!” Let's shout in about fifty years!
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Your day has come - and let all the sorrows fly by forever, Let your home be forgotten: separation, misfortune, tears and misfortune. May the sun shine everywhere for you, May the sky be blue, May joy be with you forever. And quarrels will fly by like smoke. May the happy dawn of Love never go out, May it always be sweet to you, But today is “Bitter!” »
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We heartily congratulate you. Live long and carefree. Fate has united you now forever, forever. And may there be no trace of discord between you all these years. And no matter how difficult your life was, the two hearts were inseparable. So be happy always! And all we can do is exclaim in unison: “Bitter! Bitterly!"
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Today is a special and important day for you, After all, not everyone deserves such happiness, But only those who are capable of love and compromise, Who are not constantly shaking for their freedom. Family hearth, kindness and warmth, Today, young people, there is a fireworks display in your honor, And you still have so many interesting things ahead! Let's drink to your happiness! Bitterly!
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Cool wedding toasts
You all know that our country is struggling with four serious problems from year to year. These problems are winter, spring, summer and autumn. I would like to wish our newlyweds that in their long and happy family life there will be no other problems except the change of seasons.
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Let's drink to the proof! After all, this wonderful couple is real proof of the existence of bright and pure love. Guys, always remain as in love and faithful to each other.
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I believe that coincidences are completely non-random. And our newlyweds met because fate pushed them towards each other. Let's drink to the young! May fate continue to be favorable to them.
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They say that a man invented kissing because he couldn’t find another reason to shut a woman’s mouth. And we wish the newlyweds to kiss as often as possible and for absolutely no reason! Bitterly!
