Comic marriage certificate: with humor about important things


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Unusual wedding certificates for newlyweds

We consider unusual certificates to be those that offer something original or look non-standard. Examples of such a gift include romantic trips, interesting master classes for two, spa programs (of course, again for two - let the newlyweds spend as much time as possible together), unusual excursions. Extreme sports enthusiasts or simply thrill-seekers will appreciate safari on jeeps or ATVs, water skiing, wind tunnel flying, diving, rafting, go-kart racing, etc. For romantic and calm natures, it is better to consider certificates for horse riding, walking under the sails, a tea ceremony or a beautiful photo shoot in the lap of nature.

Photo of the application of the original certificate for young people

Jewelry gift certificates, for example, from the famous jewelry company Sunlight, can be an excellent option for a beautiful gift. Certificates from this company are presented in several versions:

  1. An electronic gift card is a virtual document that you just need to print and choose a gift in any store. The undoubted advantage of such a gift: it has no boundaries, that is, anyone can congratulate the newlyweds, no matter where they are.
  2. A Sunlight gift card in its traditional form is a plastic card of various denominations, which can be used in full or in part (the balance after the purchase is converted into bonus points for making subsequent purchases).

You can create a certificate as a wedding gift yourself - even the most ordinary gift card can be presented in an original way, in an elegant or stylized box or with a soft toy. If the wedding is held in a certain theme, then it is worth taking this into account when choosing a certificate: for example, for a wedding in a nautical style, a sea cruise, a visit to a diving center, or a culinary master class on preparing seafood are suitable. When designing the certificate, it is also recommended to adhere to the color scheme specified for the wedding and the appropriate decor.

Beginning of the ceremonial part

The guests build a corridor along which the heroes of the occasion will go to their places at the table.

Presenter: Dear friends, today we have a wonderful holiday - the golden wedding (names of the newlyweds)! We ask you to take your places of honor and accept congratulations from everyone who came to share this wonderful event with you.

(the newlyweds walk along the corridor of guests, and they, in turn, sprinkle them with rose petals and shout congratulations)

Host : 50 years of marriage is such a miracle! And we admire you, dear newlyweds, we are proud and admire you. Therefore, our dear ones, get ready to hear only kind words about you and for you today. Dear guests, let’s fill our glasses and raise the first toast to the wonderful couple who managed to go through time and preserve the hearth of love, no matter what.

Presenter: (addresses the groom) Do you remember the day when you first saw your future wife (name)? What was your first date like? Let's show your children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren how it was?

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Give it a try. Feel like a husband or wife. Refresh your memory of those voluptuous moments of marriage - in the case when years have passed since that moment...

Instant registration of your union and as a keepsake - Marriage Certificate.

You can make fun of a friend or friend by presenting this certificate and explaining that you can do anything for money, including instantly registering a marriage.

Here, use your imagination for greater plausibility. It is important that all the entered data corresponds to reality - and then the joke or prank will be 100% successful.

An individual number is imprinted on each certificate.

Get married and get married. Happiness to you and your loved ones.

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The opportunity to enter into “real marriages” (in the sense of the same as traditional heterosexual ones) for partners of the same sex appeared relatively recently, and even then only in a few countries. But the tendency towards the recognition of such unions is already noticeable and is rapidly spreading throughout the civilized world.

Today there are at least three countries in the world where same-sex couples can enter into full marriages - the Netherlands, Belgium and Canada.

But in order to enter into a same-sex marriage, it is now not at all necessary to travel to these countries, but to register the marriage via the Internet on the website FunSvadba.com

If you want to stand out among the huge number of people getting married, then choose these forms. Certificates of marriage between a man and a man and a woman and a woman will create a sensation in your environment. Rumors, gossip, disputes and conversations around this topic will haunt you for a very, very long time, but the memory of this event will remain for the rest of your life.

You can make fun of friends and acquaintances, girlfriends and boyfriends, co-workers and work colleagues. Use your imagination and register marriages on personalized forms.

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Well, they say everything was done on the way and without your presence. Come on, bye - we parted ways, like ships at sea. So sit down and don't rock the boat!

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Divorce, divorce and again separate your halves, but only for... LOVE

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According to Russian law, marriage relations must be legally sealed by means of an entry in the civil status act. At the same time, the newlyweds receive a marriage registration certificate.

How to obtain this document and what to do if it was lost, whether it is possible to take a duplicate, will be discussed in the article below.

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What it is?

A marriage registration certificate is a document made on a special form . The spouses put their signatures on it, and the registry office employee certifies it with his signature and seal.

The document confirms that the man and woman are in a marital relationship.

The certificate is issued after registration of the civil status record, as a rule, in the registry office itself, however, this procedure is also possible during an outdoor marriage ceremony.

Is it required to be issued?

A marriage registration certificate is a mandatory document for registration. These certificates are included in the marriage certificate. In particular, it states:

  • date of issue;
  • series and number of the issued marriage certificate.

Where and when is it issued?

A marriage certificate is issued during its registration with the civil registry office . In the case of an outdoor marriage ceremony - at the location where it was held. In any case, the entry in the registration act is carried out by a civil registry office employee.

Newlyweds sometimes tend to confuse a marriage certificate with the “certificate” that some oceanfront wedding planners issue in various countries, such as Cuba or the Dominican Republic. You need to understand that the beautiful form that is issued during such a ceremony has no legal force.

At the same time, citizens of the Russian Federation also have the opportunity to register their marriage abroad . However, in order for such a marriage to be recognized as valid in Russia, after receiving a certificate of its registration, an apostille must be applied to the form. This is a stamp confirming the authority of signatures and seals on official documents.

We talked about what documents will be needed in order for a marriage concluded abroad to be recognized in the Russian Federation here.

What does the document indicate?

The marriage registration certificate in Russia has a single form. The form was approved by order of the Ministry of Justice of the Russian Federation dated June 25, 2014 No. 142. The certificate is considered a document of strict accountability; the form is printed by the Gosznak factory on stamp paper and has an individual number and series.

The document must contain:

  • Certificate number. It is stamped by the registry office workers.
  • Date and place of marriage. Accordingly, the date of your marriage will appear here, as well as the place where the registration took place.
  • Number and date of the act record. This information is also indicated by the registry office employees. Please note that the registration number and date on the letterhead are always typewritten. The date when the marriage is registered is printed, the certificate number is the next one in the registration book.
  • Signature of the head of the civil registry office, as well as a transcript.
  • Seal. Printing on the form is strictly mandatory. The presence of a seal is provided for by Order of the Ministry of Justice of the Russian Federation dated August 13, 2018 N 167. Accordingly, a certificate that does not have a seal may be declared invalid.
  • Full name of each spouse before registration, date and place of birth.
  • Full name of the spouses after registration. Typically, the wife takes her husband's last name (although this is not required). Sometimes spouses take a double surname.
  • Citizenship. Indicated in the appropriate column.
  • Nationality. Specified upon request.
  • Date of issue of the certificate. Usually coincides with the date of marriage, but is written separately at the bottom of the document.

Time for pleasant memories

You need to prepare for this entertainment in advance. Collect all the necessary information to return the newlyweds to the days of their youth. Find out where and how their first date took place, what flowers the groom gave his beloved that day, and so on. If the date was, for example, in the park in the summer, then the host asks the guests to remain silent, dim the lights, turn on the singing of birds, the sound of the wind or the swaying of tree branches. The newlyweds are invited to the center of the hall, the groom is given a bouquet of flowers exactly the same as that day.

First dance of the young

50 years ago, the heroes of the occasion danced their first wedding dance. Do they remember the feelings they experienced at that moment, timid movements, embarrassed looks? Today, the newlyweds will be asked to perform their first wedding dance again. Ideally, they will dance to exactly the same composition as 50 years ago. If, for example, an accordion was playing that day, you can arrange that too. And in order to recreate that day as much as possible, the bride wears a veil, and the groom wears a boutonniere.

Presenter : Oh, what charm! It’s as if we were transported back to that time for a moment, but how do you feel? (addresses the young people)

Presenter : A song is a sincere and priceless gift for any occasion. Dear guests, which of you wants to give a song to our golden newlyweds?

Congratulation “I sing”

The presenter invites three participants to his place, giving each a text with the words of the songs that they will sing. During the performance, everyone wears headphones in which their musical composition will play. The song will also play for the guests, but it can stop at any time, and the participant will continue to sing, since the composition plays continuously in the headphones. It turns out to be very funny entertainment.

Host: Friends, today we are present at an amazing celebration, our (names of the newlyweds) are celebrating a golden wedding, and for some reason your glasses are empty. It's time to fix this and say another toast to the health and happiness of the young!

Host : The golden wedding is that moment in life when you already have experience, wisdom, mistakes and achievements behind you. A lot of things were done during these years of marriage; children, grandchildren and even great-grandchildren were born. And right now I propose to organize a small but very interesting competition with the participation of the older and younger generations. I ask everyone to come to me.

Prank of the bride and groom at the wedding

Pranks at a wedding are a great reason to brighten up the atmosphere and make the holiday more interesting and fun. But before organizing such a surprise, you need to carefully prepare. First of all, you need to make sure that you won't offend anyone. Also remember that a wedding is a formal event. At a celebration you cannot joke about the following things:

  • religion;
  • appearance;
  • financial situation;
  • nationality;
  • reasons for marriage.

Black and vulgar humor will also be inappropriate. Well, and of course, the effect of surprise. No one should guess about your surprise. These simple rules will help you organize a cool prank at a wedding, which, by the way, can be used as a gift for the newlyweds. A wedding present presented in an original way will really impress the couple and remain in the memory of everyone present.

Mysterious letter

An impressive prank for the bride can be a mysterious letter to the groom in the midst of the celebration. The presenter brings a message and asks to read it out loud: “Dear Andrey! So many bright and memorable events connect us with you. Over all the years we spent together, I truly fell in love with you and will never be able to forget. And so you get married. No matter how difficult it is, I let you go! Be happy!". After this, you should pause, look at the bride’s shocked face and read the caption: “Forever yours, bachelor life.” After this, a toast is made to the groom.

Mysterious package

Guests present the newlyweds with a box packed under the guise of a parcel, in which various gifts are hidden: photo frames, greeting cards, rompers for babies. Before opening the box, the bride and groom must guess what is hidden inside. You also need to place a cracker in the box, which will shower the young people with multi-colored confetti, giving them a bright impression. A raffle with a parcel is perfect as an addition to competitions for a bachelor or bachelorette party.

Wedding vows

Pranks at a wedding for newlyweds can also affect the vows of the newlyweds. In the midst of the feast, the groom takes the microphone and says that there is something that he did not dare say for a very long time, but he no longer has the strength to hide it, and he is forced to confess. After a pause, he speaks of his love and kisses his chosen one.

The bride can “show off” the groom in the same way. Feigning sadness on her face, she says that she can no longer remain silent and wants him to hear it from her. After a short pause, she delivers her wedding speech to her beloved.

Wedding Arrest

Strangers in special suits arrest the groom right in the middle of the celebration. Then he comes back and announces that it was a joke

Such funny pranks at a wedding should be carried out with caution, since especially impressionable guests may feel unwell

A wedding cake

A wedding cake is the most important and bright decoration of your holiday. Everyone present is looking forward to your wedding surprise. At this moment the drawing begins. The dummy prepared in advance is solemnly taken out and at the most crucial moment falls to the floor. Such a prank at a wedding is worth capturing on video to preserve this range of emotions: fear, shock, excitement, relief and joy.

Competition "Battle of Generations"

Participants are divided into two teams of 4-5 people each. Teams should have their own name, for example, “Big” and “Small”. The teams stand in two rows one after another, the task of the first player of each team is to explain, using clue words, to the participant standing behind him what word is written on his forehead. As soon as the player guesses, the first participant becomes the last in his turn, and the guesser explains the word to the player behind him.

The competition continues until all the words have been guessed. If a player cannot guess the word, he says “pass” and begins to explain the word to the next player. The team that guesses the most words in the allotted time (2-3 minutes) wins.

The "Big" team must consist only of adults over 40 years of age, and the "Little" team must consist of the younger generation. The first team gets more modern words, and the second - vice versa.

Decor

The “Golden Wedding” is celebrated in a restaurant with family and friends. The hall is decorated in the style of the 60s. Ideally, if you can find a car from that time in which the celebrants of the day will drive up to the restaurant, or simply park it at the entrance.

You can ask guests to dress in period-appropriate attire. The decoration of the hall should include stamps, an old TV, calendars and postcards (nowadays gift shops sell various retro-styled posters).

What is needed for competitions?

  • 50th wedding anniversary medal (bought ready-made or made from cardboard);
  • TV with player or projector with screen;
  • Prepared disk with photographs;
  • Gift souvenirs (depending on the number of photos);
  • A squeaky toy with LEDs inside (it lights up when pressed);
  • Chocolates for children who participated in the “Checking Grandchildren” competition;
  • 3 fruits;
  • Matches;
  • 1 gift from the newlyweds (symbol of a happy family life);
  • The bride's bouquet.

Reviews

Mikhail, Moscow

“I organized a holiday for parents according to this scenario, and I myself was the host. At the very beginning I added a short film about the heroes of the day. In total, the program lasted 3 hours.”

Irina, Barnaul

“I liked the script, but we also invited caricature artists separately who drew portraits of willing guests. We took more breaks. They didn’t call the presenter separately, they did everything themselves.”

Olga, St. Petersburg

“According to this scenario, we held a holiday in a country house. The entire room was decorated in the style of the 60s, even the dishes from those years were bought at a thrift store. We didn't order a car, but we did order live music. The parents were pleasantly surprised; the whole action was a surprise for them.”

Natalia, Novgorod

“I also added a competition for kids. Standard, of course, with chairs, but children also need to be entertained! I liked that the script was designed for all generations; it was fun for both older and younger people. Time-wise, it’s just right, it’s not too long.”

Yulia, Novosibirsk

“My parents are quite old, it’s hard for them to move, so instead of them dancing, we gave each person sitting at the table a candle and turned on the music. It looked beautiful!”

Comic documents for a wedding

Cool wedding documents for celebrating a wedding, such as instructions, technical passport, coupon, diploma of the bride and groom - will help in holding a fun and unforgettable wedding celebration. These comic documents can be used not only by presenters and witnesses, but by everyone who wants to make the holiday interesting and varied! The presentation of comic documents emphasizes the solemnity of the moment, which are presented to the newlyweds or their parents directly at the wedding in a relaxed atmosphere by relatives, friends or the toastmaster. We should also not forget that it is necessary not only to prepare festive documents for the bride and groom, but also to beautifully present it to the guests and heroes of the occasion.

The wedding toastmaster can use some of the wedding documents in his own wedding feast script. In addition, anyone can download a free template for a comic document for the bride and groom to their computer, make changes and additions, and then print it on a color printer, and then solemnly present such a document during the wedding feast!

Virtual wedding and certificate online: template

Wedding, marriage, marriage - this important moment in the life of any person has many names and, like any important event in life, it is accompanied by its own documentation.

Such a document is a marriage certificate. It has legal force.

Marriage registration is usually accompanied by a wedding, but a wedding is a very happy event, which is filled with positive emotions and humor.

Comic marriage certificates

Friends and guests invited to the wedding by the newlyweds strive to diversify their congratulations in every possible way and make them as memorable and valuable as possible for the newlyweds. Therefore, a comic marriage certificate has become especially widespread.

In essence, this is the same greeting card, but not faceless, but original and funny.

Such a printed product can be framed after the wedding and kept in plain sight by the spouses. Of course, it does not have any legal force, but it can serve as a pleasant memory.

The text of a humorous marriage certificate should contain many romantic moments and humorous comments.

The guest who issued such a document can give comic instructions to the young people, write about his attitude towards them and the marriage they entered into.

For example, instructions about future family life could be as follows: the wife should go to football with her husband instead of treatments in a beauty salon, and the husband should prepare breakfast every day before she wakes up... and so on..

The main advantage of a comic marriage certificate, besides, of course, their playful attitude, is the fact that they can be issued to spouses on every wedding anniversary. Joking marriage certificates for a silver or golden wedding will be very memorable, since the “newlyweds” already know very well the peculiarities of their family life.

Such marriage certificates can be:

  1. make it yourself
  2. purchase ready-made options where printing is sold.

A humorous marriage certificate is evidence that serious steps in life need a light and humorous attitude.

Virtual wedding certificate

Nowadays, so-called virtual weddings have become very popular.

Social networks and dating sites attract a huge number of people, especially young people. People meet, communicate on the Internet, fall in love, and Internet resources have appeared that offer online lovers formalization of relationships.

This happens almost the same as in the registry office, but, of course, the couple is registered by a virtual registrar on the website.

It all starts with an application to the virtual registry office of both spouses. When a couple is registered on the virtual registry office website, they must fill out a kind of application for marriage.

Further, upon reaching the date and time allotted for the wedding, the bride and groom will be invited to the wedding via the groom's email.

They, in turn, can invite guests to their virtual wedding.

Then all participants in the celebration use special passwords to go to the desired site, to a special room, which is usually called the “Wedding Hall”.

The virtual marriage ceremony is as close as possible to the real one. The bride and groom can dress festively for such a wonderful event, in wedding suits.

After the wedding, the newlyweds are sent a virtual marriage certificate, which they can print and keep.

Of course, the very fact of concluding a virtual marriage has no legal or legal force, however, not all young people regard this form of marriage as a game.

There are situations when it is impossible for young people to be together for some period of time - they live in different countries, for example.

To understand that your lover takes you seriously and you accept certain obligations towards him, this method of registering a marriage will help.

In addition, there are often cases when virtual love develops into real family life. Sometimes young people, after playing wedding games online, get married in real life.

The online ceremony serves as a rehearsal for a real marriage and helps young people overcome the fear of formalizing the relationship.

Many will agree that true happiness cannot be sealed with pieces of paper and a marriage certificate does not seem to play a special role.

However, if your feelings are verified by real life, then a marriage certificate is first necessary simply as some kind of evidence of the union, and then it becomes a kind of family passport: both if your family is real and if your family is virtual.

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Groom's wedding documents

Groom's Operating Instructions

Issued for review by (name of bride).

If you follow all the rules of this instruction, then (name of the groom) can be used forever.

  • Do not indulge in food under any circumstances - take care from being overweight!
  • In any way, make it clear that he and only he is the head of the family. But never say that the neck of the head is YOU!
  • If you suddenly notice that your husband has begun to stay late at work, ON TIME! take the shavings off him!
  • Convince your beloved that it is simply vital for him to pass his license to drive a two-wheeled baby stroller.
  • Give a subtle hint: give your betrothed the most beautiful bucket for cleaning the floors.

This instruction is the initial standard for using the groom; time will tell what will happen next. Start date __________

Groom's technical passport

The groom (groom's name) was made ___ __________ 20 ___ according to the original technology of the family (groom's surname) and approved by the district registry office commission. The groom is a modern product, practical to use.

Purpose: Intended for use as a husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather. In addition, and this is the main thing, as a high-class laundress (washing clothes and even diapers), washing dishes and cleaning premises. The groom is a very useful thing in the household; he can bring home food and even money.

Specifications:

  • Height is above average, about two meters, minus a few centimeters.
  • Fatness is average, tested using the latest technology.
  • The hair is undyed, possibly your own.
  • The eyes are kind when alone, cheerful when in company, mischievous when with the bride.
  • The mind is alive.
  • Hearing is sharp.
  • The sense of smell is that of a dog.
  • Character: Nordic, patient, true family man.
  • Contents: nose - 1 piece; eyebrows - 2 pcs.; eyes - 2 pcs.; hair - the exact amount could not be determined; legs - 2 pcs.; ears - 2 pcs.; teeth - 32 pcs.

Operating conditions - (name of the groom) loves cleanliness, affection, sweet lubricant. Keep in comfort and warmth, Love, caress, do not hit with anything. Force him to work less often, do not leave him alone unattended.

Supplier's Warranty - Subject to strict compliance with these conditions, the company provides a guarantee for a period of 101 years.

Note - the company does not issue spare parts.

The bride is familiar with this document and has nothing against the groom overcoming the obstacles skillfully built on the way to her. Signature _________ of the bride.

Photo with love

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(name of the bride and groom) have the right to connect their paths and create a healthy, wonderful family, they are obliged to preserve and take care of it until the end of their days. 2. The wife is the supreme legislative body.

Sew two maxi caps from a miniskirt. 4. Cook soup from seven grains and fried mouse tails. 5. Love and respect your husband. Precautionary measures: In order to avoid the appearance of shortcomings in the above-mentioned person, approaching her without having a loving heart with you is prohibited. Complaints will not be accepted. Cannot be exchanged.

Upon receipt, the owner should carefully unpack it with a “kiss”, check the completeness and start using it.

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PASSED BY: _____________ ACCEPTED BY: GROOM _________________ GENEALOGICAL TREE OF MARRIAGE Relatives on the husband's side: Father-in-law - husband's father Mother-in-law - husband's mother Brother-in-law - husband's brother Sister-in-law - husband's sister Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law - husband's brother's wife Relatives on the wife's side: Father-in-law - wife's father Mother-in-law - mother wives Brother-in-law - wife's brother Sister-in-law - wife's sister Brother-in-law - wife's sister's husband Who is your new relative? Young wife: Daughter-in-law or daughter-in-law - to the husband's father Daughter-in-law or daughter-in-law - to the husband's mother

Bride's wedding documents

Bride Operating Instructions

Issued for review by (groom's name).

If you follow all the rules of these instructions, then (name of the bride) will always be affectionate, sweet and elegant.

  • It is vital for you, as the head of the family, to master courses in cutting and sewing, cooking, washing clothes and mopping floors, so as not to overload your beloved with work.
  • Every day, every second, take careful care of your beloved, for she is your most valuable asset.
  • Remember that your wife should ALWAYS look good, and for this, do not forget about gifts for all existing holidays, i.e. for the New Year, Birthday, Fisherman's Day, Builder's Day, because remember that your betrothed is a great professional in all matters.

This instruction is the initial standard for exploiting the bride; time will tell what will happen next. Start date __________

Bride's technical passport

The bride (name of the bride) was made ___ __________ 20 ___ according to the original technology of the family (maiden name of the bride) and approved by the commission of the district registry office.

Purpose: Intended for use as a wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. It is used to create financial records, cook food, and raise offspring.

Specifications:

  • Height is no higher, that is, average.
  • Fatness - according to standards (the manufacturer is not responsible for changes in this data during operation).
  • The hair is not dyed, but treated with a special composition to attract your betrothed.
  • The eyes are all-seeing, so you need to be extremely careful.
  • Mind is present.
  • Rumor is gossip-proof.
  • The sense of smell is that of a cat.
  • Character - light or heavy, depending on the circumstances.
  • Power for: washing dishes - half a man's strength; washing clothes - one man's strength; cleaning an apartment (if there is one, however, cleaning is also necessary in a hut) - two men’s strength; buying items of ladies' clothing - twenty husband's strength; watching TV shows - just female power is enough.

Certificate or diploma for the bride

You can use various forms of “documents” as a present:

  • merit certificate;
  • diploma;
  • certificate of conformity;
  • certificate of training.

For the most part, such messages are humorous, but a serious, sincere tone will also be appropriate.

A funny text addressed to the hero of the occasion and written in verse will be appreciated by all guests, especially if it is created by you and not copied from some template. An essay in prose, for example, on the topic of the bride’s virtues can turn out to be very touching.

Example:

Advice! It will look unusual if you include yourself and one of your girlfriends as persons authorized to certify this “document”.
So, what to choose and when is the best time to give such an informal paper?

  • The bride's diploma is usually presented at the end of the bachelorette party. It can indicate which sciences important for family life the young woman has mastered. The girlfriends will test their knowledge at the party. To do this, you need to prepare appropriate competitions.
  • The certificate confirms that the bride meets all the requirements for a future wife. The combination of a neutral and humorous tone sounds interesting, for example: a wonderful athlete (she has a first category in shopping). It is also appropriate to issue the certificate towards the end of the event.
  • Certificate for any merit. Bridesmaids can emphasize the special qualities of the bride, and they do not necessarily have to be associated with the new status of the newlywed. Presenting a certificate of achievement to your friends is ideal for a bachelorette party and will remind you of the importance of your friendship.
  • Certificate with advice from friends. The orders of those closest to you will be useful to the young woman in her new family life. It is better to put them in a humorous form. For example: Don’t be like a rusty saw, but be kind and sweet to him; Make him wash the dishes and floors more often.
  • Certificate of preparation for family life . It can include a list of newlywed skills necessary for married life. Both neutral “disciplines” (housekeeping, raising children) and humorous ones (the theory of scandals, shooting with the eyes, pleasing the mother-in-law) are acceptable here.
  • A declaration of love from your friends, written on the basis of your common memories and impressions, will become a touching memorable gift. It’s better to save emotional moments until the end of the evening so that the entire bachelorette party doesn’t go by in despondency.

Certificate for wedding guests

Gifts from guests, in the form of comic documents for the wedding, such as a wedding diploma, technical passport, instructions for the bride and groom, are always fun. At the same time, the wedding party can also arrange a gesture of generosity at the wedding and give gifts to the guests. After all, this is a relatively new tradition, which is becoming increasingly popular these days. What to do if the wedding budget is very modest and it is not possible to allocate even a small amount for souvenirs for the guests?

Comic wedding certificates will come to the rescue, giving guests fun and a great mood.
And then they will remember such a day sitting by the fireplace with their grandchildren. Why, you ask?

Because the certificates are comic, the gifts presented in them do not need to be useful or logical. For example, you can give one of the guests a certificate for the ceremonial cleaning of tables after the wedding, or the certificate gives the owner the right to order his favorite song from the wedding DJ.

Text of comic certificates

  • Certificate for receiving a gift brought from the newlyweds' honeymoon.
  • A certificate of forgiveness, which can be exercised by the holder at any time and guarantees absolute forgiveness of one offense of any severity. The “sin” is immediately forgotten and not remembered; forgiveness occurs once and for all, sincerely and from the heart.
  • The certificate entitles the holder to a solemn celebration with the newlyweds of their first wedding anniversary.
  • Certificate for the right to go to the cinema with the bride and groom to watch a film of the copyright holder's choice.
  • The certificate gives the right not to participate in the competitive program.
  • Certificate for the fulfillment of a wish. From the moment of delivery, the newlyweds undertake to fulfill one cherished intangible wish of the recipient. Restrictions - the criminal and moral code of the Russian Federation. The wish is fulfilled before the first anniversary.
  • The certificate gives the holder the right to an exclusive photo with the bride and groom.
  • Certificate for a one-time replenishment of the balance of your mobile phone by the newlyweds in the amount of 100 rubles
  • A certificate for accompanying the newlyweds at the choice of the owner to any event.
  • The certificate gives you the right to change places with the groom for 5 minutes, sit next to the bride, without the right to kiss when they cry bitterly.
  • Certificate for the right to stand three steps closer to the bride (groom) than other applicants during the bouquet (garter) throw.
  • Certificate for the right to invite the groom to bachelor parties without asking permission from his wife, but not more than once a month.
  • The certificate gives the right to an unrestrained dance with lunges and shouts of “Opa!”, “Hop!”, “Opa-na!” and “Ay-nane-naney!” anytime and anywhere.
  • Certificate for the right to go fishing with the groom.
  • The certificate entitles the holder to an invitation to a family dinner (dinner is included in the price of the certificate).
  • Certificate for the 10 best printed wedding photos.
  • Certificate for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the witness.
  • Certificate for a cake prepared by the bride.
  • The certificate gives the right to attend the newlyweds' golden wedding.
  • Certificate for the right to be one of the first to find out the gender of your unborn child.
  • Certificate for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the newlyweds.

You can come up with a variety of comic certificates for guests at a wedding; it is only important that the recipients appreciate the newlyweds’ humor and are not offended. Therefore, it is better to give the coolest certificates to close friends who will really understand the joke. Also, if the young people are not ready to take the recipient of the certificate to the cinema to see a film of his choice, then it is better not to issue such a certificate, otherwise you will have to blush awkwardly later.

Wedding with humor

Standard greeting cards with monotonous and faceless text are rarely able to be remembered and preserve a pleasant moment in memory. But when a congratulation is original and can evoke positive emotions or make you laugh, you won’t forget it. Such congratulation cards also include a comic marriage certificate. In fact, this is an ordinary printing product, which, of course, has no legal force, but can become a memorable gift. Structurally, its content may not differ much from the official marriage document, but it contains more lyrical digressions and humorous comments.

For example, instead of writing: “the certificate was issued to citizen I. I. Ivanov and citizen M. M. Petrova,” it writes that “the birth certificate of a new family is issued to the most enviable and caring groom I. I. Ivanov and herself to the gentle and patient bride M. M. Petrova.” Or something like that.

Also, the comic marriage certificate contains a record of the place of registration and the registrar himself, which can be the “Enviable Amorous State of Happiness (Registrar Office)” and Amur Kupidonovich. As a lyrical digression, there may be a small wish verse at the end.

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Often such certificates also contain the text of a small comic oath, where the groom undertakes to “pay for all the whims of his future wife, give flowers every day, wash dishes on holidays,” etc., and the bride, for example, to bring beer after men’s parties, refuse series, when there is football on TV or not walking around the house in curlers. In general, everything that fits in the format of a certificate card will be perceived with humor by the newlyweds, and the imagination of the manufacturer or customer will be enough.

Constitution of a young family

  • (name of the bride and groom) have the right to connect their paths in life and create a healthy, wonderful family, they are obliged to preserve and take care of it until the end of their days.
  • The wife is the supreme legislative body. Her husband is her deputy.
  • The wife is the Minister of Finance, Culture, Trade, Food Industry, and Health. The husband is the Minister of Electrification, the Gas Industry, Meat and Dairy, Agriculture, and the Minister of the Interior.
  • The wife is the head of the tax office, and the husband is obliged to regularly submit income declarations. If legal income is concealed, the wife automatically becomes a prosecutor.
  • When resolving family conflicts, the husband has every right to remain silent, because every word can be used against him. And the wife has a direct responsibility to read him his rights and give him one phone call before using kitchen utensils (frying pan, rolling pin, etc.).
  • The wife has the right to rest, the husband to work.
  • The wife is required to prepare a light dinner every evening. The husband is obliged to serve his wife hot coffee in bed every morning.
  • Both spouses are obliged to regularly, in the presence of witnesses, witnesses or, more simply, relatives and friends, celebrate the wedding day at least once a year.
  • Spouses are obliged to increase the population of Russia and have the right to have from 1 to 15 children. Children are required to know who is their father and who is their mother. The main thing is not to get carried away with quantity, fight for quality!
  • Subject to compliance with all articles of the constitution, husband and wife have the right to celebrate a silver wedding after 25 years, and a golden wedding after 50 years.

It is important to approach organizing a wedding with a bit of humor, and then the atmosphere at your celebration will be pleasant and relaxed. If you want cool wedding documents to be presented by loved ones, you should agree with them about this in advance and make sure that there is no repetition, and that the document is written legibly and looks decent. And then at the wedding you will hear laughter from different corners of the festive hall, when guests and newlyweds are introduced to the contents of one or another funny document, a wedding telegram, a suspicious parcel or other surprises.

Texts of comic wedding documents

Article 7 A WIFE has the right to rejoice when her husband brings her precious gifts (for March 8th, Angel Day, Birthday). A HUSBAND has no right to be upset if his wife forgets to wish him a happy birthday. Article 8 The WIFE is obliged to avoid the presence of her husband when buying clothes.

The HUSBAND should not know the true price of the things she bought - this will protect his nervous system from shocks. Article 9 A HUSBAND and WIFE must know that by conceding in small things, they have a chance to win in big things.

Subject to compliance with all articles of this Constitution, a HUSBAND and WIFE have the right to celebrate a “silver” wedding after 25 years, and a “golden” one after 50 years!

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Published: August 20, 2008 · CONSTITUTION OF A YOUNG FAMILY 1.

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