A wedding is one of the most significant events in everyone's life. There is nothing better than when two loving hearts are forever united in eternal marriage. Family and friends of lovers on this day, when presenting gifts, of course, cannot do without original and sincere congratulations.
Original comic congratulations on the wedding with the presentation of cool gifts
From men
Congratulatory 1: Not all the gifts were presented, We were able to hide them a little, Now, of course, we will hand them over, And the first one will be a spoon for you!
(Takes out a large wooden spoon)
Congratulatory person 1: I’ll tell you about the gift, It’s practical in everyday life, in the kitchen, It’s not replaceable in the household, Yes, in principle, just like in personal life!
(Hits his hand with a spoon)
Congratulations 2: Congratulations to you once again, Now I will say from the bottom of my heart, Let there be a strong family, May you live in love and together!
Congratulatory 2: And I give this to you now, So that they stick to each other, So that your light doesn’t go out, Or maybe glue the dishes together!
Congratulatory person 3: And I have a gift for the bride, I prepared the most beautiful outfit, So stylish, very fashionable, Well, you can just show it off!
Congratulatory person 3: And there is also one for the groom, a most useful gift, so that the little wife smiles, and so that there is understanding!
(Presents the manual “Family Life for Dummies”)
This gift requires preparation. You need to take an old book, make an appropriate cover for it and paste in sheets of advice. List of tips: 1. To make your wife scream less, you need to help around the house. Where you threw one sock, throw the second one. 2. Give compliments more often. 2 times a week is just right, otherwise you’ll get spoiled. 3. Don't breathe, don't talk, don't exist when she's having those days. Just go fishing. 4. Remember, the key to family well-being is trust. Don't read her correspondence, and don't let her read yours. 5. Don't forget about the budget. Her salary is her money, yours is the family budget. 6. Don’t even think about looking at other women in her presence. Remember, she is one and only. Watch when he turns away. 7. There is no such thing as hot and raw! And this is not porridge in a pan, but soup! 8. Under no circumstances should you think about talking about being overweight. Hint, lace underwear is a few sizes too small. 9. Her mother is the most holy person on earth! (Memorize this rule). 10. Don’t forget about spending time together. Cleaning up together is equivalent to going to the gym together. Text options may be different. If you still choose this gift option, you need to ask the groom to read all the points out loud. Print one item per page in large font. If you don’t want to give such a gift, you can give the Kama Sutra)
Congratulatory 4: So that you save for your vacation, So that there is always prosperity, I give you a family bank, This is a gift from me!
(Takes out a 3-liter twisted jar with a hole in the lid. The jar can be decorated)
Congratulatory 4: And also, there is a surprise for you, it will save you in the cold, it will help you with a sore throat, and for vigor in the morning!
(Small bottle of cognac)
Congratulatory 1: I managed to find another gift for you, so that happiness flows into the house, so that the seagulls are always sweet!
Congratulatory 2: And I’ll also give you something that will definitely come in handy, Transport will be for your wife, The Duma is clean, clean!
Congratulatory 3: So that everything is in order, So that everyone always knows, So that you live in abundance, This is a gift for everything!
Congratulatory 4: And the last, very necessary gift from me to you, so that you can practice, After all, giving birth to a child!
Those congratulating them bow and leave.
From women
Congratulatory 1: Today miracles happened, Today you got married, So that you can live in harmony, Congratulations are heard everywhere! And there is a gift for you, a super gift, just classy, my husband will be grateful to me for it, I care about you dear!
(Gives a cookbook)
Congratulatory 2: I thought for a long time, wondered, To give something like this, To be a keepsake for you, To make life easier! And yet, I bought everything for you, everything for the family, so that you are healthy, so that you don’t get sick!
(Jar of raspberry jam or honey)
Congratulatory 3: I will be more practical in choosing a gift, I will give you now, Something that will be hot!
Congratulatory 3: And also for the groom, Everything is exactly in the latest fashion, So that you are always stylish, In any weather!
(Men's socks with bows or flowers sewn on)
Congratulatory 4: I bought for the bride, What she needs most, I preserved her beauty, Life will become easier for her!
(Set of children's cosmetics)
Congratulatory 4: And you also have a gift, Brightness, passion - everything about it, I wish you witticism, So that everything goes well!
(Bunch of red peppers)
Congratulators read together: We wish you today, Joy and warm days, May love always reign, May life be more fun. So that there is only good in the house, So that we are together forever, We wish you only happiness, Patience for you, Hurray for you!
From married couples
Congratulatory 1 (addressing the groom): I’ll tell you a secret, Family life is difficult, But you can settle down, The food is very tasty. They also iron your things, clean up after you, and suddenly help you with advice, and they’re already waiting for you to come home. And the wife is beautiful, amazing, smart, everything is not so bad in marriage, in general, for me personally! And I hasten to you today, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, Give you as a souvenir, That which gives light in the night! What warms the soul, What saves in the cold, Without which it is sometimes so empty, What you always want!
Congratulatory 2: I came to you today, I was in a hurry, I was getting ready, I was thinking about the gift, And I had a fight with my wife. In general, I am now giving you a beautiful cabbage, so that there is prosperity in the house, so that it is not empty!
(Gives a head of cabbage)
And I also picked an incomparable cucumber from the garden, so that the groom would not let him down, and he was always a good man!
(Gives a big cucumber)
Congratulatory person 3 (woman): There is a gift for the bride, I can tell you from experience, Believe me, it’s not sweet without it, I can’t sleep all night without it.
And as a gift for you, I prepared some advice, If you came late at night, And turned on the lights everywhere. Go out very carefully, Don't swear, don't shout, Just refresh your memory, When you need to go home!
Congratulatory 4: Family life is amazing, I’ll tell you, my friends are not the same, It has become very fast, The shirt is too small for me. My trousers have become too small, the floor of my wardrobe has changed, my wife knows how to cook, I don’t have the strength to eat anymore. But, I won’t offend her, believe me, I’ll eat every little bit, Yesterday there were pasties, That I’m bragging about everything here. Well, so that you stay in shape, so that in the morning, sometimes, you always do exercises, a gift from me to you!
Cool wedding gift ideas for newlyweds
The newlyweds will remember the guests who managed to come up with cool wedding gifts for a long time and will remember the funny moments of presenting gifts with a smile. It is important not only to come up with or find an interesting idea on the Internet, you also need to implement it correctly, beautifully and on time, so that it turns out fun, with a hint and not offensive to the participants in the action. We offer you a short sightseeing tour, during which the ideas for cool gifts speak eloquently for themselves.
Glass jar with banknotes
If you decide to give the newlyweds a gift expressed in banknotes, then you should do it with humor and ingenuity, then your gift will not get lost among the rest. A simple and original solution would be to place money of different denominations in a transparent jar, close it and come up with an inscription for the sticker, for example, “Family Bank”, “Cabbage in its own juice”, “Dried greens”. Show your imagination, come up with your own original label, and indicate how to use the contents of the jar on the sticker.
Cool gift - a plot on the Moon
A plot on the Moon given for a wedding is a romantic, albeit virtual, gift. But it is quite possible to obtain a certificate for the ownership of a small territory of the Earth’s satellite legally. Since 1980, Dennis Hope, who found a niche in international laws, began selling plots on the Moon and Mars to everyone. The present includes a document for ownership of property and a map of the planet.
Traveling by hot air balloon or hang glider
If the newlyweds lead an active lifestyle and love healthy extreme sports, such an unusual gift will delight them. The feeling of flight is inspiring; at altitude, young spouses will repeatedly want to once again confess their feelings to each other. Flight and romance always go hand in hand, and an unforgettable experience from the gift of air travel is guaranteed for many years.
A comic gift - a cartoon of the bride and groom
A cartoon painting should be considered a monumental gift that will be passed on to future generations. The picture, executed in a humorous manner, will present the newlyweds as the main characters. According to the plot, they are surrounded by their favorite objects that speak about their hobbies, so the gift will be appreciated by both the guests and the participants in the humorous plot.
Set of two T-shirts with a cool inscription
By presenting a set of couples T-shirts as a wedding gift, guests make it clear that they are confident in the sincere feelings of the young couple, which will not fade away for many years. The gift is beautiful, romantic and informative. By wearing matching T-shirts, the newlyweds will evoke glances of tenderness from those around them. T-shirts with cool designs are worn both on weekdays and at parties, instead of a suit.
Blue and red pair of wrestling gloves
A humorous gift would be two pairs of blue and red wrestling gloves, symbolizing masculinity and femininity in color. When presenting a gift, do not forget to wish that the gift be used only for the interior, and not for its intended purpose “to sort things out like an adult.” The newlyweds will appreciate your hinted joke and will keep the gift as a symbol of reconciliation during disagreements and strengthening relationships.
Huge plate for two
The symbol of a large plate given as a wedding gift signifies unity in all occasions of life. No matter what boundaries cross the space of the dish, there will always be a good, right word at the right moment. They keep such gifts as a reminder that what is broken cannot be mended. And a plate with all the negative aspects of family life written should be given to the newlyweds so that they can smash it together on the floor. According to signs, from that moment on, all misfortunes will bypass the young family.
Coffee maker and one pair of slippers
A gift with a hint - a coffee maker and only one pair of slippers, so that the spouses take turns preparing coffee in the morning and bringing it to their beloved half in bed. They will decide for themselves how to set the order, and the coffee maker will be beneficial for a young family, as one of the first contributions to the general treasury of acquisitions. Slippers can also be used in everyday life, for those who get up first in the morning.
Fan or air conditioner
Another interesting useful gift idea is a fan or air conditioner. The gift will be especially relevant if the wedding takes place in the summer or spring, on the eve of the hot season. When presenting, it is worth telling the newlyweds a humorous wish that with the help of a gift they will promptly cool down their excessive ardor, which can sometimes lead to quarrels, and they have no place in a young family.
Comic congratulations wedding gifts
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Dear... (name of the bride) and... (name of the groom)! You are at the beginning of the journey, on the threshold, And your dream is coming true. Let the road be easy and smooth, Let only hearts beat nearby. We wish you strong children and a good salary, health to build a new house. And here is our gift: a magic shovel. Own it together! (They take out a shovel covered with banknotes.) It’s not difficult to use it: Swinging it carefully, You can rake in money... (Hereinafter he shows the actions.) If you need “tens” - Tap it on the heel. If you need a “half poem” - Tell her a poem. Do you need a thousand rubles? You, (name of the groom), don’t be timid - Take the magic shovel and hurry to the ATM! (Raises a shovel.) And if you have five zeros, Then... you’d better call your mom. We wish you, guys, to shovel money, we wish you to swim in money, and enjoy your happiness! And in your young life Now there is only a little left: So that the shovel does not rust And never breaks!
Original speech when presenting objects
The newlyweds are mostly given money for the celebration. Traditionally, they are placed in an envelope and given to the newlyweds during a congratulatory speech.
One option is to leave it the traditional way. To do this, you will need to purchase an envelope and invest money in it. Items will be offered as an additional gift.
Edible items
The supplement to speech will be food. It could be fruits or vegetables. They are used with great pleasure as an additional surprise. In this case, a congratulation will be obligatory, stating what and why is being given to the young spouses.
I give you guys a tomato. May you not know the word discord in life. And this is no joke. Such jokes happen to people. Please also accept a cucumber from us, May the groom become a father soon.
We wish happiness to the young and provide them with gifts. Here, take some potatoes, Let there be more money in life. Don’t forget the jam, your soul feels warm from the sweet treat. Corn in addition, so that you can have a dacha by the sea. And we will give you a salad, so that your life will be full of blat. Young people, have fun, and share with everyone.
I would like to give you a chocolate, It will help make life smoother. And of course, here’s meat for you, And what about a man without kvass? Drink, eat, help yourself, and don’t say goodbye to your friends. Have fun until the morning, You have plenty of food.
Inedible items
Inedible items most often include children's clothing and household items. These can be diapers, pacifiers and onesies.
Example of a congratulatory speech:
Guys, please accept our heartfelt congratulations on your marriage. Married life will change you and that's for sure. You can immediately forget about everything that happened before. Now the wife must put on a robe, and the husband must wear tights.
Don't forget about curlers, and a man gets beer cans. This is, unfortunately, what a typical Russian family is like. Well, we will destroy stereotypes. Let's give the beautiful wife an elegant peignoir, and the husband a nice sports suit.
Never forget that you are a young and full of energy married couple. Love each other and always leave room in your life for romance.
Funny congratulations on your silver wedding (25th wedding anniversary) with humor
The clock shows 25 years of marriage. Congratulations to you guys on your silver wedding. I wish it to be like this: you two are still lucky lovers, in the family department you get a solid 5 in all subjects! I wish you to be crazy about each other, to bathe in the luxury and silver of dreamy days.
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Congratulations on a brilliant and brilliant anniversary of your life together, on 25 years of mutual pissing and at the same time passionately hot love. I wish you a silver wedding to cheerfully and beautifully continue your journey until the sand falls away, I wish you a silver rain of happiness and joy, I wish that your sweet-honey and candy-romantic period lasts forever and that all your lives your hearts give each other love and cheerful shake.
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Today is your wedding in silver, your marriage is now even more beautiful. Let everything be good in the family, let your home become happier.
Let the roof blow away from love, And the house, of course, will be a full cup. May all your dreams come true in an instant, may your hearts be inspired.
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Silver wedding A quarter of a century together And “Bitter!” sounds again for the bride and groom.
You have learned each other by heart, from memory, You communicate with your looks better than with words.
With marital silver you pay off the debt, You know a lot about this important matter.
Let the interest on the debt not fall over the years, At the golden wedding we will count the income.
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We present you with silver, you have loved and fought for 25 wonderful years, you have no equal in patience.
We would like to wish the family Peace, drive and goodness, Understanding and prosperity, Joy and warmth in the home.
Let your feeling never fade, let your passion always rage, let your glorious family grow and prosper.
Funny congratulations on your 25th wedding anniversary (with humor)
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How did you do it? We have lived together for so many years, until our hair has reached gray, you glow with happiness as in childhood.
And the answer here is simple - you are incredibly rich, Over the years, your pockets are full of silver.
You have put twenty-five happy years into your piggy bank, I wish you to live a wonderful, long life without troubles!
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25 anniversary! You learned to feel each other 100 miles away. The husband thought, I’ll give my wife a fur coat. You immediately carried out a cross in boutiques. So that she bought quite a few boots, a beret, a bag, a gold bracelet. Makeup and spa salon. Where is your husband? - He's a hunter! He extracts fur - He makes his dream come true. Not yours? It's always like that in life! You need to think more precisely.
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We’ve already reached the silver level, and this, you know, is a lot! I wish you happiness and goodness, and that you have enough money!
From the bottom of my heart I will tell you, There is definitely no more beautiful couple around, After all, you are a great family! Let love grow with experience!
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On your silver wedding day, please accept our comic congratulations. Our bride is so good that when she gives the baby rides, passing men freeze and mistake the grandmother for a mother. And the groom was a match for her. You need to look for such talents. We wish them a friendly family to live a golden life even before the wedding.
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Silver wedding, bell bell, And each of you is newlyweds, We wish you to take care of yourself, More amorous meetings for you, So that the children do not get on your nerves, So that you are faithful to each other, So that there is plenty of money, So that the blizzard goes away, Hold on to each other tightly , It’s as if you were soldered together with a paper clip!
Jokes for a silver wedding
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Congratulations on your silver medal, and even if this is not the first place, you still managed to happily and successfully fly the flag of family life for 25 years. I wish you not to experience any upset stomach or in life, I wish you a friendly family and wealth in your pockets. Let there be an Aladdin's lamp in your home, which will fulfill all your desires and instantly eliminate all pressing problems.
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Today is a long-awaited date, Silver wedding of the Bajan, And we wish the young, Intimacy to always be cool, So that peace reigns in every corner, And there is no place for trouble, Love burns like a star, And so that your dream comes true, So that the union is strong like steel, And let spring sing in my heart!
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Raise a glass to the cool “lamur” We now have a very significant occasion. Today even little Cupid swings, laughing, on the curtains.
A quarter of a century has passed since the day when this prankster fired his well-aimed shot, And as a result, the family is spinning at the wedding, which has a silver mark.
Let love continue in life's difficult life, rising with the morning star, The day shines as the sun, and in the night - the moon Sheds light on your bed! Bitterly! Bitterly!
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Happy anniversary! A quarter of a century is no joke: Like ancient silver, Treasure this miracle.
And today, and tomorrow, Forever and ever, in spite of years, Your happiness will be soft, As if it were silver!
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Happy anniversary! A quarter of a century - well, well: Drowned in strong feelings You are in captivity of each other.
May there continue to be happiness in your joyful family, Marriage drives away all evil spirits, Like a bullet in silver!
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Hello! A quarter of a century has flown by unnoticed: Don’t dream of escaping, But love selflessly.
Don’t be afraid to look around carefully and exchange your wife for two new ones, younger.
Let your feelings grow and strengthen, There will be no place for sadness, Everything will be wonderful: Everyday life, home, success, feelings!
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Anniversary of an exemplary family, Positive and faithful! Twenty-five already! Hooray! And it seemed like yesterday the Rings, the registry office, the veil and the dress... And today the guests - here: Twenty-five already! Hooray! Like the properties of wine: The older you are, the richer, And love is stronger, brighter! Twenty-five already! Hooray! Peace, happiness and goodness!
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The groom's eyes are sparkling, We are carrying a gift made of silver, As we kiss the bride on the lips, The groom nervously smokes a cigar from Cuba, Hey, hush, my friend, don't be jealous of us, After all, your most important kiss for her, Stay, guys, you to be cool, And to bypass all the terrible quarrels, To divide the family budget equally, And to have a great intimate vacation, To fly luxury class to Cyprus every month, So that you don’t be sad, bride, groom!
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Today, dear ones, Champagne is splashing like a wave, We have come to congratulate you on your wedding, After all, you are celebrating silver, We wish you to be together, So that the family ship floats, So that songs sound for you, None of your relatives have forgotten, May your children and grandchildren make you happy, May your health be at five levels, Would you not know that you are bored, Dreamed, loved again!
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They gave forks, spoons, and other junk, and bracelets, and earrings, and a silver set!
After all, the silver wedding is celebrated magnificently by people! In a restaurant or an estate, If they give you income.
Let's wish you a lot of money and live to see the golden age! Let the Common Road Be wonderful and simple!
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According to fate, this day passes like silver, Cupid hit the target so long ago, And you remain just as cool, We wish that life would be wonderful, We would love each other like a cat loves sour cream, So that your whole family will be as strong as a stone, Rockefeller turns out to be dearer b suddenly, And so that the inheritance would collapse completely!
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They stayed afloat in the family boat for a quarter of a century, and did not leave the oars in the storm, and did not break on the rock.
Apparently, a good team was chosen from the two of you. Let your scow sail on the sea of happiness and love.
Give you a silver medal. Mentally, of course... We wish you to swim across the waves to the first and golden place!
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A quarter of a century is behind us - cool! The years flew by very quickly. Tomorrow will be a new morning. We crossed the date together, We shared everything with you. But if we have to, we’ll divide it up, After all, together, we’re ready for battle, We’ll fight off and crush everything! How family became our support... this experience is special for everyone. Since we've lived a quarter, we'll soon have a reason to...
See also:
- Beautiful and funny congratulations to your wife from your husband on your silver wedding (25th wedding anniversary) in your own words
- Beautiful and funny congratulations to the husband from his wife on his silver wedding (25th wedding anniversary)
- Congratulations on your silver wedding (25th wedding anniversary)
- Beautiful and funny congratulations on the silver wedding to parents from children, touching and original
Comic congratulations and poems
Poems are often accompanied by the presentation of funny gifts. They are only symbolic. Therefore, there is no need to give something large. Although for parents this will be an excellent opportunity to give keys rather than money.
They can be from a car or from an apartment. It all depends on the financial capabilities of the family. The rest of the guests can give small souvenirs that will beautifully fit into the text of the congratulatory speech.
I give you young people a pot, And it’s not simple, but it’s magical. The woman will cook it, saying warm words. Be sure to remember love when you cook porridge. After all, this is the most sacred feeling on earth, but how could it be otherwise? And we will give the young husband a hammer so that he can hammer in nails.
Interesting wishes with the presentation of money
If, nevertheless, you have decided that you will give money to a young married couple, then it is also worth considering in which way it is best to give it. You can do this in an original and effective way.
For example, order a beautiful bouquet of flowers. To do this, you will need to find a professional who can carefully construct a real masterpiece from paper banknotes.
If you can’t find a specialist, then do it yourself. It won't be difficult to invent roses. To do this, buy rubber bands for money and roll up the currency. If you are afraid of damaging the banknotes, then you can use a comic banknote. And give real banknotes separately in an envelope.
Do not forget to warn the bride and groom that you are giving fake money or, on the contrary, real money. Then they will handle them more carefully, for fear of damaging them.
Cool words with the presentation of useful little things
Very often you want the gifts that newlyweds receive for their wedding to be not only cool and original, but also useful . In this case, it is worth deciding in advance on a list of such things. Think about what the young spouses would most like to receive.
It can be:
- Pan.
- Food (non-perishable).
- Hammer.
- Nails.
- Baby care items.
- Baby clothes.
- Stroller.
- Crib.
- Salt.
- Sugar.
- Spices.
- Kitchenware.
- Dishes.
- Vase.
- Umbrella.
- Painting.
- Mirror.
All these items can very easily be included in the congratulation itself and presented to the spouses. For example, say that if it rains, then the young people should stick together all their lives, as if they were under the same umbrella. After these words, you can immediately present a gift that you have prepared in advance.
It is extremely important to first show it not only to the newlyweds, but also to the guests. Such congratulatory speeches are listened to and watched with curiosity by absolutely every guest. Therefore, make sure that everything is clear and understandable in what you say and then hand over.
How to prepare vegetables for a holiday gift
Before presenting a wedding gift from the garden, you should make some small preparations:
- Give the vegetable an aesthetic appearance. Cameras should capture a beautiful, well-kept example of the harvest, which will indicate that the item was carefully selected.
- The prepared beautiful vegetable should be accompanied by poems that will further amuse everyone present at the time of presentation. You can choose interesting template funny congratulations from ready-made ones or come up with your own. “We give you cabbage so that the house is not empty. We give you carrots so that there is love in the house. We give a tomato so that discord will be spared from your home.”
- An interesting, non-standard packaging can create additional intrigue for a mysterious surprise. Since this design is used extremely rarely, there is only a small chance that the newlyweds will guess your intention.
- Do not give in large quantities – bags, baskets or buckets. This not only leaves a negative imprint on the entire donation process, but also causes unnecessary trouble for the immediate wedding organizers.
