Technical passport of the bride and groom. Comic documents of the bride and groom. Let's sing to the glory of the groom

Script documents

Scenario:
documents 22
riddles 1
games 6
illustrations 3
for gifts 48
answers 2
seminars 2
verses 42
skits 62
telegrams 7
phrases 131
humor 19

Driving license for driving a baby stroller

The bearer of this certificate has the right to drive baby strollers of all types, as well as other vehicles equivalent to them without limiting passenger capacity. The driver is prohibited from: –...

The act of handing over the bride to her husband

A comic document of transferring the bride to her new husband for eternal storage for exploitation and savings. Recommended: Store in a dry and clean place; ventilate in the fresh air; provide…

The act of handing over the groom to his wife

We, the undersigned friends and associates of [groom's name] and [bride's name], on the other hand, have drawn up this document stating that the groom, who has the surname [Last name] from birth, has been miraculously preserved and is completely...

Soldier's decree

In connection with the formation of a new paramilitary unit, in accordance with the law on marriage and family, I order: 1. Call for active permanent family service the bachelor [name of the groom] [passed a medical examination and was found fit...

Royal decree

Out of love, on the day [day] of the month [month], you, dear friends, dear, wonderful friends, got married. Prince [name of the groom] became the husband, and [name of the bride] became the princess, a husbandly wife, an affectionate, wonderful wife. And you sealed your union with a chain...

By decree, under this roof, advice on the behavior and joint action of the married [name of the groom] and [name of the bride] was reviewed and approved. In order to avoid domestic feuds and wars, as well as to provide for offspring and share them...

Decree of the Minister of Family-Building Education

Decree of the Minister of Family-Building Education dated [date] In connection with the wedding situation in the families of the bride and groom, declare [date] a national holiday. Assign titles: Mother-in-law: mother of the bride; Father-in-law: to the father of the bride...

Open letter from Hymen Mendelssohn

The presidium of our solemn meeting received a greeting from the World Association of Family and Marriage named after Hymen Mendelssohn. In addition to traditional congratulations, it also contains useful advice for young spouses: For your...

Family constitution

Basic Law of the Family Union: Article 1: Spouses have the right to join their paths and create a healthy, growing and exemplary family. The spouses are obliged to keep it until the end. Article 2: The husband is the main legislative body. Wife -...

Bachelors club resolution

It is with deep regret that we inform you that the bachelors have suffered a heavy loss: an honorary member of the “bachelor’s club” [name of the groom] got married. With pain and indignation, we learned that recently, he had often visited on a certain...

Resolution of the Women's Committee

We inform you that [name of the groom] insidiously snatched [name of the bride] from the ranks of the women's movement for equality and independence. Therefore, we decree: 1. In financial work, observe the old division of labor...

Wise advice for your husband

Take care of the family hearth, but don’t make it too hot; Be your wife’s protection and support, convince not with force, but with affection; Learn to always see your beloved bride in your wife; Don’t forget your friends, get married yourself, help someone else; Be proud of the title of husband, - for...

Wise advice for your wife

Do not disturb your husband when he eats: problems are better solved on a full stomach; Be attractive and sweet even during a scandal; Look at your husband as the only man in the world; Be friendly and affectionate, - keep in mind that rudeness...

Groom's promise

I, [name of the groom], entering into marriage in the face of this noisy company, solemnly promise: 1. To love my wife [but not with brotherly love]; 2. Keep it as the apple of your eye [and from someone else’s eye too]; 3. Cultivate devotion and love in the wife; 4. Eat and praise...

Bride's promise

I, [name of the bride], entering into marriage in the face of this noisy company, solemnly promise: 1. Never tie a tightrope for my husband; 2. Raise your husband according to the principle of “taking care of him like a child; respect like an elder”; 3. Create houses...

Groom Code

In order for your honeymoon to last for five years, you will have to follow a complex and severe Code: Provide financially and warm your home; Don’t forget that you should be good morally too! As an athlete, you owe a family on your shoulders...

Bride's Code

And now, without interruptions, we will talk about the bride, So that we can warn her from future mistakes: Learn to cook deliciously, in any manner and way, So that, say, a cabbage leaf is just like chocolate. Spend a third of your budget on your family and…

Certificate for newlyweds

For courage and dedication, for courage in making a decision, for overcoming the barrier of the unknown, for kindness and responsiveness, for loyalty and expectation, for courage in the face of the blows of fate, for the unbending will of the bride, and for moral...

Guarantee passport for the groom

From the evil heat, rain and cold, We present you with your husband’s passport as a souvenir. Your husband knows how to do hard work: wash dishes and beat them; Wash diapers from Alyonka, Mishutka, Svetka, Dimka, Mashka; Cleaning the apartment and assembling the room...

Guarantee passport for the bride

With impeccable observance of all operating rules, the manufacturer guarantees uninterrupted operation of the product for one hundred years from the date of issue of this coupon. Technical data: 1. Height – depending on heels. 2. Weight – from 40 to...

Passport of a citizen of the Russian Federation

This main document must be changed within 30 days after registering the marriage at the registry office. Many couples immediately go on a honeymoon after getting married. In this case, you should change your passport as soon as possible after your return. Your passport will become invalid immediately after it is stamped with a marriage stamp. However, you can still use it for the next month. For further residence with an invalid passport, you will have to pay a fine of two to five thousand rubles, depending on the region of your registration (data for 2014).

To replace your passport, you need to contact the Office of the Federal Migration Service (FMS) in your city. You need to have with you:

old passport,
Marriage certificate,
four photographs,
application for change of passport (the form is issued by the Federal Migration Service, it can also be found on the website gosuslugi.ru),
receipt of payment of state duty (200 rubles to be paid at the bank).

A new passport will be given to you within 10 days if you applied at your place of registration or within two months if in another city.

Comic documents for a wedding

Cool wedding documents for celebrating a wedding, such as instructions, technical passport, coupon, diploma of the bride and groom - will help in holding a fun and unforgettable wedding celebration. These comic documents can be used not only by presenters and witnesses, but by everyone who wants to make the holiday interesting and varied! The presentation of comic documents emphasizes the solemnity of the moment, which are presented to the newlyweds or their parents directly at the wedding in a relaxed atmosphere by relatives, friends or the toastmaster. We should also not forget that it is necessary not only to prepare festive documents for the bride and groom, but also to beautifully present it to the guests and heroes of the occasion.

Guarantee card for the bride

We guarantee 100 years of operation from the date of issue of the coupon.
Technical data:

Height: depending on the length of the heels.
Weight: varies within normal limits.
Eyes: Color changes depending on mood or weather.
Hair: color depends on the development of the chemical industry, shape depends on fashion.
Cannot be exchanged.

Precautionary measures:

Do not include sentiment variables in the network.
Do not overheat or bring to a boil.
Don't skimp on oil, but don't add to the fire.
Protect from space overloads.
Limited use and use in homework.

To extend the shelf life, top it up with cake and ice cream every Sunday. Carry out preventative measures by going to the sea every summer.

Groom's wedding documents

Groom's Operating Instructions

Issued for review by (name of bride).

If you follow all the rules of this instruction, then (name of the groom) can be used forever.

Do not indulge in food under any circumstances - take care from being overweight!
In any way, make it clear that he and only he is the head of the family. But never say that the neck of the head is YOU!
If you suddenly notice that your husband has begun to stay late at work, ON TIME! take the shavings off him!
Convince your beloved that it is simply vital for him to pass his license to drive a two-wheeled baby stroller.
Give a subtle hint: give your betrothed the most beautiful bucket for cleaning the floors.

This instruction is the initial standard for using the groom; time will tell what will happen next. Start date __________

Groom's technical passport

The groom (groom's name) was made ___ __________ 20 ___ according to the original technology of the family (groom's surname) and approved by the district registry office commission. The groom is a modern product, practical to use.

Purpose: Intended for use as a husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather. In addition, and this is the main thing, as a high-class laundress (washing clothes and even diapers), washing dishes and cleaning premises. The groom is a very useful thing in the household; he can bring home food and even money.

Specifications:

Height is above average, about two meters, minus a few centimeters.
Fatness is average, tested using the latest technology.
The hair is undyed, possibly your own.
The eyes are kind when alone, cheerful when in company, mischievous when with the bride.
The mind is alive.
Hearing is sharp.
The sense of smell is that of a dog.
Character: Nordic, patient, true family man.
Contents: nose - 1 piece; eyebrows - 2 pcs.; eyes - 2 pcs.; hair - the exact amount could not be determined; legs - 2 pcs.; ears - 2 pcs.; teeth - 32 pcs.

Operating conditions - (name of the groom) loves cleanliness, affection, sweet lubricant. Keep in comfort and warmth, Love, caress, do not hit with anything. Force him to work less often, do not leave him alone unattended.

Supplier's Warranty - Subject to strict compliance with these conditions, the company provides a guarantee for a period of 101 years.

Note - the company does not issue spare parts.

The bride is familiar with this document and has nothing against the groom overcoming the obstacles skillfully built on the way to her. Signature _________ of the bride.

Technical passport for the groom

Groom: (groom's name)
Appointment:

Intended for use as a husband, father, grandfather, great-grandfather. In addition, and this is the main thing, as a high-class laundress (washing clothes and even diapers), washing dishes and cleaning premises.

Exploitation:

A husband is a very useful thing, especially on the farm; he can bring home food and even money.

Specifications:

Weight: Average (in the normal class range).
Specific gravity: does not sink in water, does not burn in fire (please do not check).
Fullness: medium (luxury).
Height: 2 m without... cm.
Health: no complaints.
Nervous system: slightly dented, but can be restored.

Exploitation:

The product must be heated before use.
When operating, demand a salary, and then wash it daily in the bathhouse.
The husband starts working only after receiving the program developed by his wife.
The husband breaks down after monotonous sounds made by his wife for more than 5 minutes.

Storage and guarantee:
To ensure performance, the husband should be stored in a bright place, away from products of the opposite sex - to comply with all the requirements of the family’s moral code. A long period of use is guaranteed if you keep your husband under your thumb.

Note:

If work is refused, submit complaints to the manufacturers or the trade union committee! Remember, my husband requires a sensitive attitude towards himself, he absolutely cannot stand sawing and buzzing, and if it breaks, it cannot be replaced.

These are comic wedding documents

can be used not only by presenters, witnesses, but by anyone who wants to make the holiday interesting, fun and varied!
Technical data:
Year of manufacture - _____; eye color - depending on the weather; weight - fluctuating; hair color - keeping up with fashion; appetite - excellent; completeness - complete;

Safety instructions:

Do not edge, do not hit, do not scratch; avoid cosmetic overload; do not force it to hiss; do not bring to a boil; Do not spare oil, but do not add to the fire.

Manual:

Do not include mood variables in the network; protect from tear dampness; protect from the blows of fate.

Storage:

Store in a good psychological microclimate at room temperature.

Warning:

Starts with half a turn.

Guarantee:

The company guarantees uninterrupted operation for 100 years from the date of issue, subject to compliance with the operating rules.

Note:

Fix minor problems yourself to the best of your ability and knowledge.

Bride's wedding documents

Bride Operating Instructions

Issued for review by (groom's name).

If you follow all the rules of these instructions, then (name of the bride) will always be affectionate, sweet and elegant.

It is vital for you, as the head of the family, to master courses in cutting and sewing, cooking, washing clothes and mopping floors, so as not to overload your beloved with work.
Every day, every second, take careful care of your beloved, for she is your most valuable asset.
Remember that your wife should ALWAYS look good, and for this, do not forget about gifts for all existing holidays, i.e. for the New Year, Birthday, Fisherman's Day, Builder's Day, because remember that your betrothed is a great professional in all matters.

This instruction is the initial standard for exploiting the bride; time will tell what will happen next. Start date __________

Bride's technical passport

The bride (name of the bride) was made ___ __________ 20 ___ according to the original technology of the family (maiden name of the bride) and approved by the commission of the district registry office.

Purpose: Intended for use as a wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. It is used to create financial records, cook food, and raise offspring.

Specifications:

Height is no higher, that is, average.
Fatness - according to standards (the manufacturer is not responsible for changes in this data during operation).
The hair is not dyed, but treated with a special composition to attract your betrothed.
The eyes are all-seeing, so you need to be extremely careful.
Mind is present.
Rumor is gossip-proof.
The sense of smell is that of a cat.
Character - light or heavy, depending on the circumstances.
Power for: washing dishes - half a man's strength; washing clothes - one man's strength; cleaning an apartment (if there is one, however, cleaning is also necessary in a hut) - two men’s strength; buying items of ladies' clothing - twenty husband's strength; watching TV shows - just female power is enough.

Terms of use: Do not scold, keep warm, Help in any trouble! Arrange a roof and a hearth, So that the villain and the enemy do not steal! Take it with you on all your hikes - and anyone will be jealous!

Supplier's guarantee - Subject to the above operating conditions and rational nutrition, the company guarantees that in case of strong wind the holder of this document will not fly away during the entire period of cohabitation.

Note - cannot be exchanged or returned.

Groom, carefully study this document before you decide whether to go to your betrothed through so many obstacles, while incurring such significant losses! Signature _________ groom.

Technical passport for the bride

Bride: (name of the bride)
Destination:

Intended for use as a wife, mother, grandmother and great-grandmother.

Exploitation:

Used for cooking, raising offspring and creating financial records.

Specifications:

Health: gentle.
Bust and waist: correspond to world standards and norms.
Weight: ideal.
Height: excellent.
Completeness: according to standards (the manufacturer is not responsible for changes in this data during operation).
Nervous system: as usual, female.

Storage and warranty:

Store carefully, protect from direct influences, accidental shocks and falls, as this worsens well-being and spoils love. If the operating and storage conditions are met, the warranty period is unlimited.

Note:

In case of malfunction or detection of minor defects, manufacturers are not responsible, since this depends on the consumer, so we ask you to correct the defects on the spot. It has been noticed that the wife looks especially attractive if the packaging is changed frequently, so her owner should not interfere with the frequent purchase of shoes and dresses.

Certificate for wedding guests

Gifts from guests, in the form of comic documents for the wedding, such as a wedding diploma, technical passport, instructions for the bride and groom, are always fun. At the same time, the wedding party can also arrange a gesture of generosity at the wedding and give gifts to the guests. After all, this is a relatively new tradition, which is becoming increasingly popular these days. What to do if the wedding budget is very modest and it is not possible to allocate even a small amount for souvenirs for the guests?

Comic wedding certificates will come to the rescue, giving guests fun and a great mood.
And then they will remember such a day sitting by the fireplace with their grandchildren. Why, you ask?

Because the certificates are comic, the gifts presented in them do not need to be useful or logical. For example, you can give one of the guests a certificate for the ceremonial cleaning of tables after the wedding, or the certificate gives the owner the right to order his favorite song from the wedding DJ.

Text of comic certificates

Certificate for receiving a gift brought from the newlyweds' honeymoon.
A certificate of forgiveness, which can be exercised by the holder at any time and guarantees absolute forgiveness of one offense of any severity. The “sin” is immediately forgotten and not remembered; forgiveness occurs once and for all, sincerely and from the heart.
The certificate entitles the holder to a solemn celebration with the newlyweds of their first wedding anniversary.
Certificate for the right to go to the cinema with the bride and groom to watch a film of the copyright holder's choice.
The certificate gives the right not to participate in the competitive program.
Certificate for the fulfillment of a wish. From the moment of delivery, the newlyweds undertake to fulfill one cherished intangible wish of the recipient. Restrictions - the criminal and moral code of the Russian Federation. The wish is fulfilled before the first anniversary.
The certificate gives the holder the right to an exclusive photo with the bride and groom.
Certificate for a one-time replenishment of the balance of your mobile phone by the newlyweds in the amount of 100 rubles
A certificate for accompanying the newlyweds at the choice of the owner to any event.
The certificate gives you the right to change places with the groom for 5 minutes, sit next to the bride, without the right to kiss when they cry bitterly.
Certificate for the right to stand three steps closer to the bride (groom) than other applicants during the bouquet (garter) throw.
Certificate for the right to invite the groom to bachelor parties without asking permission from his wife, but not more than once a month.
The certificate gives the right to an unrestrained dance with lunges and shouts of “Opa!”, “Hop!”, “Opa-na!” and “Ay-nane-naney!” anytime and anywhere.
Certificate for the right to go fishing with the groom.
The certificate entitles the holder to an invitation to a family dinner (dinner is included in the price of the certificate).
Certificate for the 10 best printed wedding photos.
Certificate for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the witness.
Certificate for a cake prepared by the bride.
The certificate gives the right to attend the newlyweds' golden wedding.
Certificate for the right to be one of the first to find out the gender of your unborn child.
Certificate for a free taxi home after the banquet at the expense of the newlyweds.

Comic text for husband's technical passport

We advise the bride, when acquiring a husband on this wedding day of the new 2020 Rat, to carefully read the text of this document and the instructions in the passport.

Technical data: date of manufacture – 2020 Year of the Rat. weight is acceptable for a woman. height - suits the wife.
Can be used: - as a cleaner, washing machine, meat grinder and tool for solving other household needs; - as a sweet, loving, devoted man for a woman.
Responsibilities: - washing dishes at least three times a week; - wash floors at least three times a week; - grocery shopping at least once a week.
Needs: - feeding three times a day and a good sleep in an embrace with his wife; - in daily walks and relaxation in the fresh air or on the sofa at home.
Instructions for use: — Protect from dampness and processing; - Wash and clean periodically.
It is strictly prohibited: - pounding with a rolling pin; - rub with a cloth; — use as a washing machine; - nag your husband and forbid him to go out with friends after the wedding (in any sense of the word).

If the wife follows the operating rules specified in the technical passport, the husband will work faithfully and well, for a long time and without failure. In case of breakdown or overheating, it cannot be exchanged for another man.

Comic documents as wedding gifts

For a wedding in Russia, a humorous husband and wife passport or ID card must be presented before all the guests sit down at the table, so that each of the guests already has a hint about what to joke about. In addition, you can make a cool certificate about the presence of the necessary characteristics of the bride or groom or write congratulations on the marriage certificate. As a result, the wedding can take place only after the witnesses of the newlyweds have familiarized themselves with the wedding documentation. Guests can also have a comic certificate of permission to sit next to the groom's mother and, if possible, a certificate confirming the right to sit next to the mother-in-law. Members of the wedding event organizer must also, during the scenario, be able to present a certificate of the right to be worthy guests at the celebration in the new year of the Rat 2021 and, if necessary, a confirmation certificate with a cool and meaningful text that will amuse the guests when read.

It is clear that future spouses will feel overloaded with the number of formalities, congratulations and gifts. But, as is often the case in life, the following also applies here: a well-planned wedding scenario is half the battle! The best way is to create a checklist of the necessary wedding documents and to-dos and tick off item by item as you prepare. After this, the future husband and wife can focus on the really important things in their new life, such as the arrangement of guests at tables or the choice of flowers.

A wedding is a serious step for two people who have decided to completely change their past life. A responsible decision is an important holiday event in the new 2021 Year of the Rat. But you shouldn’t go to extremes and turn the day of the birth of a new family into a boring event with pretentious speeches and banal presentation of gifts after toasts.

Of course, the wedding planner tries to do everything to make the holiday colorful and memorable for the bride and groom. But a lot is in the hands of the guests, because they can write funny text on wedding documents, such as a passport, much better than the host. It is their cool gifts and congratulations that become key in creating a fun event at the holiday. This is where ideas for funny gifts for newlyweds from the “votto” website come in handy. It is cool congratulations and gifts, coupled with comic documents, that will lift the spirits of everyone having fun at the celebration, create a unique atmosphere in the room and the holiday in the new year 2020 of the Rats will be remembered for a lifetime, in contrast to boring poems and traditional congratulations in prose. Here are some other wedding documents you can use for your future wife and husband:

The comic act of handing over the bride to her husband. A cool gift on a wedding day in the form of a document that confirms the transfer of a woman to her new man for eternal storage for exploitation and savings. Recommended: keep in a dry and clean room, take them for walks in the fresh air, provide gifts for the holidays
The comic act of handing over the groom to his wife. We, the undersigned witnesses and relatives of [name of the groom] and [name of the bride], on the other hand, have drawn up the text in this act that the wife, who has the surname [Last name] from birth, has been wonderfully preserved and is quite suitable for the wedding in 2021 of the Rat. Copyright reserved by parents!

Constitution of a young family

(name of the bride and groom) have the right to connect their paths in life and create a healthy, wonderful family, they are obliged to preserve and take care of it until the end of their days.
The wife is the supreme legislative body. Her husband is her deputy.
The wife is the Minister of Finance, Culture, Trade, Food Industry, and Health. The husband is the Minister of Electrification, the Gas Industry, Meat and Dairy, Agriculture, and the Minister of the Interior.
The wife is the head of the tax office, and the husband is obliged to regularly submit income declarations. If legal income is concealed, the wife automatically becomes a prosecutor.
When resolving family conflicts, the husband has every right to remain silent, because every word can be used against him. And the wife has a direct responsibility to read him his rights and give him one phone call before using kitchen utensils (frying pan, rolling pin, etc.).
The wife has the right to rest, the husband to work.
The wife is required to prepare a light dinner every evening. The husband is obliged to serve his wife hot coffee in bed every morning.
Both spouses are obliged to regularly, in the presence of witnesses, witnesses or, more simply, relatives and friends, celebrate the wedding day at least once a year.
Spouses are obliged to increase the population of Russia and have the right to have from 1 to 15 children. Children are required to know who is their father and who is their mother. The main thing is not to get carried away with quantity, fight for quality!
Subject to compliance with all articles of the constitution, husband and wife have the right to celebrate a silver wedding after 25 years, and a golden wedding after 50 years.

It is important to approach organizing a wedding with a bit of humor, and then the atmosphere at your celebration will be pleasant and relaxed. If you want cool wedding documents to be presented by loved ones, you should agree with them about this in advance and make sure that there is no repetition, and that the document is written legibly and looks decent. And then at the wedding you will hear laughter from different corners of the festive hall, when guests and newlyweds are introduced to the contents of one or another funny document, a wedding telegram, a suspicious parcel or other surprises.

Comic technical passport of the wife with text.

Technical characteristics: — year of commencement of operation — 2020; - eye color - depends on the weather in the house; - mass - oscillating; - hair color - depends on fashion; — appetite – excellent, requiring supplements; - complete set - complete;
Safety instructions: - do not push, do not offend, do not tease; - it is not allowed to be without cosmetic procedures; - do not force your husband to nag; - do not bring to the boiling point; - Do not spare money for maintenance, give gifts, but do not add fuel to the fire.
Directions for use: - do not include the mood variable in the network for a long time; - protect from tears and nervous troubles; - protect from strong blows of fate.
Storage: - the wife must be kept in a good psychological microclimate at room temperature in a cozy house or apartment with love from her husband.
Warning: may cause scandal for any reason.
Warranty: the manufacturer guarantees flawless operation for 202 years from the wedding date, subject to compliance with the operating rules specified in the technical data sheet.

Note: the man will have to fix minor problems himself to the best of his ability and ability.

Wedding competitions for the bride and groom: ideas for cool and fun challenges

At all times and among all nationalities, it was customary to entertain guests at a wedding. You can hire a professional toastmaster or do it yourself, but those invited must be satisfied with the program of events. It is very important that the heroes of the occasion are not left out of work. Comic competitions for the bride and groom at a wedding occupy an important place in the organization of the holiday. It is very important to photograph each of these competitions and then add it to the wedding album .

Tests at a wedding for everyone present: first acquaintance

At first, cool competitions for newlyweds at a wedding with the participation of guests are designed to introduce everyone present and defuse the situation . Therefore, they begin immediately after the invitees have sat down at the table and had a little snack. To begin with, you can divide the guests among the tables and invite each team to come up with as many different congratulations as possible for the newlyweds. After the first wishes, you can complicate the process, for example, ask to depict your feelings and words using pantomime or song.

Whose congratulations are more original or there are more of them, that team will win as a result

Wedding competitions for young people

The main competitions for newlyweds at a wedding are always considered a comic prophecy of the couple's future family relationships. The most popular of them:

Cat in a poke . For the competition, you need a large bag into which various household items are placed: a ladle, a hammer, a TV remote control, a rolling pin, a garbage bag, etc. The bride and groom are blindfolded and asked to take turns removing items from the bag. They can keep them for themselves or pass them on to a partner . After all the items are finished, both are untied and solemnly assigned the duties that they have “chosen” for themselves.

Bag for the competition "Pig in a poke"

Memories of the past . This is a funny competition in which the young people themselves and even their guests can describe the couple’s love story with humor or a touch of mysticism. The one whose story turns out to be the most entertaining wins.
Stop the music . This is a music and dance competition in which everyone present takes an active part. Music tracks are cut and the participants begin to move in different rhythms. The task becomes more complicated - balls, cubes and other objects are thrown under the feet of the couples. You need to dance to the final and get a prize.
Bobblehead . The bride and groom stand shoulder to shoulder and put one arm around each other's waist. Diapers, a diaper and a baby doll are placed on the table in front of them. They need to swaddle the “baby” with their free hands.
Get to know your loved one . More interesting wedding games for newlyweds have not yet been invented. For the competition, the young people are seated with their backs to each other. First, the bride is asked questions about her husband. She should silently nod, indicating a positive response, or shake her head, indicating a negative response. The groom must say them out loud. The silent response rule then passes to the groom.

Registration certificate for the bride and groom

Comic documents for wedding celebrations have long become commonplace. However, they are very helpful in carrying out the wedding celebration. Presenting such papers to newlyweds emphasizes their real status. However, the technical passport template for the bride and groom will need to be prepared in advance.

These should not be just sheets of white paper, but beautifully designed sheets with a stamp and a place for a signature

The approximate text of the “Groom’s registration certificate” looks like this:

“The groom (name) is intended to play the role of husband, then father, father-in-law, father-in-law, grandfather and great-grandfather. A secondary role is assigned as a laundress, dishwasher, nanny, and cleaner. A husband is a very useful thing in the household and, if properly used, will last for many years.”

Characteristics:

growth - high,
weight is normal,
mind, hearing, sight and smell - there are,
character – patient and enduring, a real man,
eyes are kind and beautiful.

The set includes : 2 legs, 2 arms, 1 nose, 2 eyes, 1 mouth, the bride is tasked with counting her hair, 32 teeth and 2 ears.

During operation, it is recommended to love, groom and cherish . Make you work, but feel sorry. Do not leave her unattended, do not trust her friends. If all conditions are met, the warranty is 101 years; spare parts and warranty service are not provided. Bride's signature.

An approximate “technical passport of the bride” looks like this:

“The bride (name) is intended to be used as a wife, mother, mother-in-law, grandmother, great-grandmother and, most importantly, an ornament for the whole family. Used for maintaining a family budget, doing housework and kitchen work, and raising children.”

Characteristics:

height is the most acceptable for the groom,
no cellulite,
hair - a lot and all my own,
keen eyes, penetrating gaze,
vision, hearing, sense of smell included and in perfect condition,
character is unbearable for those who are unloved and most flexible for those who are loved,
working power is half the husband's, but much more efficient.

When using it, it is recommended to praise, love, pity, kiss, help and take it with you everywhere.

The supplier guarantees peace and tranquility in the house subject to all operating conditions

Fun competitions for the groom at his wedding

Tasks for the groom begin from the moment the bride is bought. The most popular competitions include:

"Drunk Husband" . On the eve of the ransom, the organizers draw footprints on the steps to the apartment that the groom will have to fall on. Moreover, they must be located so that the young man can hit them with his feet, and possibly with his hands, for a long time.
"You are the most" . In this case, the groom needs to come up with a number of compliments determined by the bridesmaids.
"The Groom's Promises to the Bride" . To do this, the groom is placed on the very first step of the flight of stairs and, stepping on the next one, he must give the bride some pleasant promise. For example, washing dishes on Saturdays or walking with the child every evening, etc.
Competition "Kiss the Bride " . This is the most famous of the ransom competitions. A large Whatman paper is taken for it, the bride and her bridesmaids paint their lips with bright lipstick, and then kiss the leaf. The groom is asked to determine where the bride's lip print is located.

Poster for the competition “Kiss the Bride”

At the end, the organizers prepare a cool act of handing over the bride to the groom. When the young man gets to the girl, he discovers that his beloved cannot go to the registry office, because she has only one shoe on her feet. The bridesmaids offer the guy a variety of shoe boxes , from which he must choose the one containing the wedding shoe. For every mistake, the groom pays a ransom.