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An anniversary is an important event in the life of each of us, so it is necessary that this holiday be remembered for a long time, both by the hero of the day and by all invited guests. Cool congratulations will help you cope with this task. Funny poetic congratulations and creative gifts will not only give warm memories, but also a good mood.

We have collected the best congratulations on the anniversary for a woman with the presentation of comic gifts, which can be used in full or taken as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

Congratulations on your anniversary

Cool universal congratulations on the presentation of any gift

Let's blindfold the birthday girl and intrigue her 100 percent! What kind of gift is it that she has been waiting for for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful, and what it is is still a secret. Only to her, the captivating beauty, will We give what is not yet available.

Accept comic congratulations, And be happy on your birthday, How long we suffered in search of a Gift - it’s just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly! Here's a surprise! He is yours! Hooray!

(This comic greeting is suitable for giving any cool gifts to a woman) ∗∗∗

Comic congratulations-gifts for an anniversary for a woman

Hello, dear friend! Happy Birthday to You! We will congratulate you in an unusual way, and we will give you gifts personally!

Here is a gift for the soul, Don’t rush to be surprised, Make up your delicate lips, Kisses will be to your heart’s content! (Lipstick) ∗∗∗ And this gift is important! Even if it's paper. He always helps out, He never fails! (Toilet paper roll) ∗∗∗

If a hole has appeared, Something has leaked somewhere, Then of course our gift for the girl will come in handy. (Threads and needles, can be in a set) ∗∗∗

If everything is bad in the mirror, the French say sternly: Just wash your hair, Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo) ∗∗∗

So that your feet don’t hurt, don’t get cold, don’t sweat, we give you slippers, will they fit your feet? (Slippers) ∗∗∗

You have a big sweet tooth, we know that for sure! We give you candy, from our big heart! (Candy) ∗∗∗

To keep the light on in the house, Our gift will come in handy, This is a light bulb for you, Our red maiden! (Light bulb) ∗∗∗

Don't be a loser, here, take a comb. Straighten the tufts in your mane, seduce the little man. ∗∗∗

Finally, we give you a pen to write down your paycheck! ∗∗∗

We are giving you a gift. It is, of course, from the heart, It is beautiful, useful, bright, Hurry to use it.

Remember your friends, of course, invite them to visit more often. Be a diligent housewife, treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness, Your lips are swollen with love, And the blush only from passion Burns on your cheeks!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be suitable as a gift accompanied by this poem) ∗∗∗

Such a box will be very useful, diamonds can be safely stored in it! (Casket) ∗∗∗

Here's another wonderful gift, homemade, exclusive! We present you with an openwork napkin now, let it please the eye in your bedroom! (Lacy napkin) ∗∗∗

Our family gives you a flower, so that each of its petals will forever delight your gaze and lift your spirits! (Flower in a pot) ∗∗∗

And finally, we will give (Name) the beauty something that she should like. These little things contain a lot of joy. If you’re not in the mood, eat a box of chocolates! (Box of candies)

Cheerful anniversary greetings from friends “How did we decide what to give!?”

(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)

First:

The grandmothers told us yesterday, as if they had heard, that it was your anniversary here, so we came quickly.

Second:

For a long time we couldn’t decide what to buy you as a gift. They wrote a long list, and then the two of us decided.

First:

You don't need a steamer, that's why it was crossed out. We put a cross on the diesel locomotive: It takes up a lot of space.

Second:

A tank won't fit into your garage, and a plane won't fit in there. The farm doesn't need a rocket, we didn't take it for that.

First:

The big Kamaz was rejected, We removed the tractor from the list, The submarine.... will pollute the lake, The helicopter, where will it land!?

Second:

You can give a car as a gift, but this is difficult to please. Giving a bicycle is no longer respectable, but a scooter is completely insulting.

First:

It turns out that transport is a complete bummer. Let's focus on something else. The robbers will take off the diamond necklace, the wallet with money in the market will be taken away,

Second:

They could have bought a bag for groceries, But they figured out the composition of the whole family in their minds, And it turned out to be the size of a suitcase, And such a bag is not at all for ladies.

First:

We have reached a dead end with this problem, Finding ourselves in a difficult dilemma: We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same, And the small gift does not fit the dream.

Second:

It suddenly dawned on us: this is what you need, You will cook dinner for everyone, Everyone will eat, and they will immediately praise you... In short, we decided to give a rolling pin (they give a rolling pin)

Cool congratulations to a woman on her birthday with the presentation of a gift

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows, you can pick berries, burp after being drunk, you can take a bath with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful there too, you can wash clothes in it, you can wash your butt, you can sow flour in it and hang it on bitch You can ride down the hill, it will always be useful to you, And when it happens (50.60...) we will come to you again, Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon, We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary, In general, you keep it , don’t break it, don’t crumple it, don’t leave it in the yard and put it back in its place, congratulations on the anniversary, we all want to drink now, some from the pile, some from what, and we’ll drink from it. (We give a basin)

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of a woman from a friend

In order not to split hairs for a long time, I decided to give the Root of a valuable drug For the soul and for health “Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”, always put horseradish on the table. To forget our problems, put horseradish in soup and porridge. If Mondrage torments you, spread horseradish on bread and rolls. And so that there are no problems, put everything to hell. It contains every vitamin that will add vigor and strength. To work until dawn, rub your head with horseradish. He is a balm from Bitner - And if they pester you, you can send everyone to hell! (Gives horseradish)

We give money for the anniversary

You can alternate between real money and money sold in kiosks.

We had planned that we would give you a set - cheap and nice. Then we thought, wondered, chose a microwave oven... Then a food processor, so that the design would be excellent. And then they decided, no, she’s 55 years old, let her go on a cruise wherever she likes. We would be happy to send her to Turkey or the Emirates, let her walk in the open air, but she needs a lot of money. But here we were on the safe side, we contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the parcel. We don’t know what he sent here, we open the parcel in front of everyone. Oh, what a miracle this is, how beautiful the pattern of the carpet is, may it please our hero of the day from evening until morning. You can lie on it, dream about cruises or throw it over your shoulders, it will warm your soul. And if you take a camera, you won’t find a better nature, against the backdrop of this carpet, you can shoot until the morning. Guests will come running to you - can’t we lie on it? What can I say, he’s beautiful! We give you this exclusive. Just pray that the moth doesn’t eat it, we’ll sprinkle it on quickly, Hero of the Day, quickly pour us a glass for the gift!

Congratulations to a woman on receiving gifts

It is better that all congratulators are men.

Congratulatory 1: What a wonderful anniversary, How many guests have come, You conquer with a smile, Like the sun shining. So that you are beautiful, So that you live in joy, So that you don’t know grief and troubles, And wash away all the bad things!

(Hands a washcloth)

Congratulatory 2: May your life be brilliant, May you live in abundance, May your dreams always come true, May all bad things be forgotten. So that miracles happen, I have prepared a gift!

(Hands over a bag of dry glitter)

Congratulatory 3: Brightness to you, success, I wish you valuable fur, a beautiful woman, and sometimes dangerous. Decorate your life, That's what I give you!

(Hands over a set of watercolor paints)

Congratulatory 1: In general, we wished a lot, Let the road be smooth, And don’t be afraid of dirt, dust, We didn’t protect you from it!

(Hands over galoshes)

Congratulatory 2: Finally, I will say, Or rather, I will give, Something that will bring good luck, This was given to me as change!

(Hands over five kopecks)

Congratulatory person 3: He’s joking, of course, And from us, so honestly, please accept the gift, It will be delicious and sweet!

(Hands over a box of chocolates)

Funny congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the presentation of comic gifts

In this case, the role of the congratulator should be a friend with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years:

Congratulations:

You are tender and beautiful like a flower, so be always loved, you are fifty today, and everyone congratulates you! I have prepared gifts, Now I will give them to you, Oh, it’s getting hot in the hall, Well, I guess I’ll start. The first gift, the most necessary, Carry it with you always, It will help you get rid of stress, And blow away the bad forever!

(Hands over a toy fan)

So that I never forget, About my brightness, beauty, Your copy today, I want to give you!

(Hands over a Barbie doll)

Another wonderful friend, So that you bloom like a rose, So that you feel comfortable, I brought you a gift! You can store coins in it, Or it can just stand, I highly recommend, You can happily plant happiness in it!

(Hands over a flower pot)

And so that the pot is not empty, I know you can forget, I took care of it, and that’s what I want to give!

(Hands over a bag of seeds)

Well, finally, dear, I would like to wish you, So that you smile more often, You shine like a star! And so that you don’t forget, About my wish, I give you now as a keepsake, What is most important!

(Hands over a large foil star on which is written: “Star of Happiness”)

Comic gift “Beads made from pasta”

We can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday, because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere.

But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts, It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you.

Although we cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday, but still with great effort we were able to buy something.

And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a Sea of happiness, health, love, And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders.

You keep it from moths and frost, You can greet the dawn and sunset in it, In times of hunger, boil it for yourself, And you don’t need to spend a lot of money.

If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles, And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Comic gift - Bottle with pacifier

(to pin the pacifier we put it on the pin)

Hello, our long-awaited day, We came here for a reason, The table is set, the glasses are poured, Maybe the October holiday?

Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year? Or did Mai come here? We celebrate our birthday... half a hundred and five

There is a newborn among us. We will all congratulate her. But, in theory, she’s not allowed to drink from a glass!

We will give this pacifier as a gift. Let her suck - it’s time, And it’s high time for us to drink to her health!

Let him grow and not get sick, Gather us once a year. If only she had health, And the rest will come!

Original congratulation - surprise for a woman “Fruit cocktail”

(For this unusual congratulation you need to: place the ingredients on a tray..., as well as a large glass into which we throw everything..., then when the champagne has been filled with a large ladle, it is handed out to the women in wine glasses)

Women themselves are like a basket of fruits. Take, for example, the beauty (Name) Lips - raspberry, like peach-lanita... Sweet, fresh, tender (Name)!

I’ll brag to you: (Name)’s breasts are like delicious ripe melons, Lady fingers... It’s a secret! A woman, in general, is a walking dessert!

The language of fruits is little known and sometimes they do not understand that, having tasted a delicious fruit, seduction will come.

Today we prepared a cocktail for (Name) to make (Name) more beautiful and as beautiful as a model!

They put a lot of fruits, so that after tasting this dessert, Our (Name) would shine and be the most beautiful of all!

Here's a piece of apple, here's a piece of pear There will be sexuality and coquetry if you eat these fruits!

Here is a sweet banana, ripe, groovy, if you want to be happy, take it with you.

Ripe, juicy orange - The first vitamin in fruit. To always be healthy, eat slices without shame.

May there be peace and harmony in the life of (Name) Ball. We put grapes in the cocktail! To make life more glamorous and beautiful, let's add Champagne to our fruits! (pouring a cocktail)

Comic congratulations with gifts for women from friends

We wish you all the best. We give you equipment and fashionable clothes. To quickly clean your apartment, take advantage of this wonderful machine, our “Roventa” vacuum cleaner is very easy to use.

He will wipe anyone's nose, He will remove all your chaos. You will gently take it in your hands and wave it in different directions.

Instantly the dirt from the entire apartment will scatter - there is no dust. It won't take up much space, it will fit into any crevice.

Saves kilowatts, does not buzz and is lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, There will be no place for dust to fly (they give a broom) ∗∗∗

Here is a device “Just in case”, It is the best assistant in life, With it even grief is not a problem. He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous - Enema - in a scientific way. It’s not difficult to use; we’ll include instructions (they give you an enema).

Use it every day and your migraine will go away, it will remove all the toxins from you and your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you, He is irreplaceable in life. For extensive sore throat, you can gargle

When renovating an apartment, you can spray paint. Once you are at the dacha with him, you spray the bushes.

And then, like crazy people, flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced what kind of miracle we are giving you

And now you will boldly go through life together with her. ∗∗∗

As for the outfit, put it on quickly, you will look like a chic woman in it, and Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool will come in handy because in November the cold is fierce outside.

Put it on quickly - Attract men to sex.

It’s not so difficult to warm up together, And it’s impossible to freeze, Wearing hot leggings, You’ll survive any cold (diapers are given as a gift). ∗∗∗

And the shoes from Versace Squeak the last - no less. You carry them all winter and you won’t get frostbite on your feet (they give you slippers or socks or shoe covers, felt boots)

You will emphasize your figure in them by bending your long leg. Klavka Slate herself would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties It will be hot as in the Sahara You carry gifts and bless your fate.

There will be a reason to drink. We will gather again. Women's happiness has no end. We wish you a happy birthday.

Cool congratulations from friends with gifts (treats)

If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor: Spread pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).

If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals, throw in a sardine, maybe even half (they give you a can of sardines).

If you need lunch, there are no problems here: your millet will be tasty if you have stewed meat. (they give stew).

Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf! Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

If you invite pure cream to the society's dacha, don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (they give olives)

If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense! Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content, open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and from a jar a couple of sprats (they give a cucumber and sprats)

Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable by Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (meatballs are given as a gift)

If he grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give you this jar of peas, we’ll eat it in winter! (they give peas)

In addition to the treat, squash caviar! There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries, Decorates our picnic, fruits are given to you as a gift from the south at this moment (fruits are given)

If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is already howling, Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate its ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

It’s a useless thing if you take it alone, but it’s useful for soup, you need it in the house (they give you tomato paste)

Congratulations on gifts “Women's things”

He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him (they give you a mirror)

Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed, hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! (they give hairpins)

Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! (they give nail scissors)

You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - no matter what, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their work is invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (give them wet wipes)

It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like a pure wind, a stream is thin... (they give a handkerchief)

Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetic sins (they give cotton swabs)

There's just so much missing in it: eye shadow, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there's also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

It can be plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (headband)

Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with comic gifts

You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue your work! (give soap)

Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (give a banana)

While the boss “takes the shavings off” from us, calmly brew a mug of tea! (give a mug)

Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly, forget about the merry-go-round! Let the world, as they say, wait! And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (they give hand cream)

The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give you a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane (they give you shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great! (give coffee)

Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl. Although you are no longer 25, the years are passing, your mother is vigorous, We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday. A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out. MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP, so that you can wash your face, But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, in case you light a cigarette, maybe not. Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here. Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness. We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it, stretch it out until summer, now it's a treasure. Don't get fat, better feed your guests. Let your foolish friends eat, since they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating. Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.” If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it. If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter. Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t. If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg. You need to wave the broom and collect the money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

Congratulations from pensioner friends with comic gifts

We congratulate you on your anniversary today and wish you good health! You tell me, you tell me, What do you need, what do you need? We will give it. we'll let you chew... (GARLIC)

We wish you to be beautiful and smart, so that sadness does not come to your home! You tell me, you tell me, what do you need, what do you need? Tell me, and we’ll do it.. (CURLERS)

We wish you happiness in a big house, so that rubles jingle in your pocket! You tell me, you tell me, What do you need, what do you need? We will give it. we'll give it, take it... (A KOPEYK)

At work, so that (name) never swears, and keep her mouth shut! You tell me, you tell me, What do you need, what do you need? We will give it. we'll give you a nipple. (PACIFIER)

Well, if you want us to shut up, guess for yourself what we want! You pour it, you pour it, What we need, what we need - Well, we, well, we’ll shut up.

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Comic birthday gifts

Horn.

A megaphone with a sarcastic inscription will serve not only as a cool gift, but also as a sound amplifier for the hero of the occasion. Such a gift will be enthusiastically received by the stronger sex, who will be able to feel like commanders and give orders for the next toast.

Slippers.

These slippers will definitely not be worn by anyone, but they can amuse the gifted person, plus they can come in handy just in case.

Fly swatter.

You can easily make such a fly swatter with your own hands by gluing a stick to a sneaker. For such a gift, you can also make a funny insert with instructions for use.

Watch.

A watch with a subtle hint for those who are always late. Really, why keep track of time if you’re going to be late anyway?!

Lighter.

This funny gift will receive enthusiastic responses from any man. A lady, naturally, will not use such a lighter, but just give men a reason to woo the fair sex. One can only imagine how many legends and jokes there will be after such courtship.

Comic congratulations on the wedding with cool gifts

Very often you want the gifts that newlyweds receive for their wedding to be not only cool and original, but also useful . In this case, it is worth deciding in advance on a list of such things. Think about what the young spouses would most like to receive.

It can be:

Pan.
Food (non-perishable).
Hammer.
Nails.
Baby care items.
Baby clothes.
Stroller.
Crib.
Salt.
Sugar.
Spices.
Kitchenware.
Dishes.
Vase.
Umbrella.
Painting.
Mirror.

All these items can very easily be included in the congratulation itself and presented to the spouses. For example, say that if it rains, then the young people should stick together all their lives, as if they were under the same umbrella. After these words, you can immediately present a gift that you have prepared in advance.

Pay attention to how gifts should be presented during congratulations. First, you read a line from a lyric work loudly and clearly. Then you take out the item you just named, show it to everyone present, and only after that hand it to them.

It is extremely important to first show it not only to the newlyweds, but also to the guests. Such congratulatory speeches are listened to and watched with curiosity by absolutely every guest. Therefore, make sure that everything is clear and understandable in what you say and then hand over.

Comic congratulations on the delivery of cool gifts

Option 1.

Here you have an important gift! Don't look at the fact that it's paper. He will always help you out, He will never let you down!

Option 2.

If suddenly a hole appears, or something is leaky, it will certainly come in handy, my gift for the girl.

Option 3.

Don’t walk around like a lochmandey, just take a comb. Straighten your hair, seduce men.

Option 4.

So that the light is on in the apartment, Our gift will do, Here, hold it - this is for you, Our tiger girl.

Option 5.

Your birthday has arrived, the question came to mind: “What should I buy?” We decided to give a hat!

Comic congratulations and poems

Poems are often accompanied by the presentation of funny gifts. They are only symbolic. Therefore, there is no need to give something large. Although for parents this will be an excellent opportunity to give keys rather than money.

Congratulations on the wedding: comic, with the presentation of gifts.

They can be from a car or from an apartment. It all depends on the financial capabilities of the family. The rest of the guests can give small souvenirs that will beautifully fit into the text of the congratulatory speech.

I give you young people a pot, And it’s not simple, but it’s magical. The woman will cook it, saying warm words. Be sure to remember love when you cook porridge. After all, this is the most sacred feeling on earth, but how could it be otherwise? And we will give the young husband a hammer so that he can hammer in nails.

Comic funny wedding gifts

Broom.

Often newlyweds ask for certain gifts. If a vacuum cleaner was on their list, you can play up the situation by handing the young people a broom, with the words: “Paradise with your loved ones in a hut, where there is not always electricity. And with this gift, any hut will shine.”

Option 2.

Pack a light bulb and a piece of laundry soap in a beautiful package, hand it over with the words: “For pure and bright love.”

Option 3.

Boxing gloves for two, for quick solutions to family disputes.

Option 4.

A brick and a bag of money as the foundation for a family nest.

Option 5.

A set of rolling pins for all occasions.

Comic happy birthday greetings with gifts to a woman

We are giving you a gift. It is, of course, from the heart, It is beautiful, useful, bright, Hurry to use it.

Remember your friends, of course, invite them to visit more often. Be a diligent housewife, treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness, Your lips are swollen with love, And the blush only from passion Burns on your cheeks!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

Comic congratulations with gifts to a woman

Option 1.

Hold it so that your feet don’t hurt, And don’t freeze, don’t sweat, We give you slippers, Look how they fit on your feet!

Option 2.

You, of course, have a sweet tooth, we know that for sure! Accept these sweets as a gift, With all our souls!

Option 3.

Keep the gift from your heart! Be surprised! Hurry up! Make up your lips, Kisses will be passionate!

Option 4.

You can wash the floors with it and milk the cows! On jam day I give you a basin, It will be just right everywhere.

Option 5.

So that your health is strong, And never fails, So that you don’t cough or get sick, So that your soul becomes younger!

Funny birthday wishes for a gift

I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday, Give you a smile in a large envelope, Carry a bag of happiness, if you have the strength, Infect you with my laughter.

Let's start having fun together, Brave friends have nothing to worry about, So accept my wishes, Good luck in everything, good deeds of recognition.

Accept comic congratulations, And be happy on your birthday, How long we suffered in search of a Gift - it’s just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly! Here's a surprise! He is yours! Hooray!

I congratulate you on the holiday and give you a lighter! Apply it everywhere and don’t be sorry! But I wish to smoke, Still not often, And to maintain my health - It will be happiness! To kindle only human hearts for you, Great joy to you And the elements into your soul!

Oh, so many drunken faces... Well, what other cake would they like? Why is everyone drunk and dancing like elephants?

Everyone is screaming and eating like crazy. They tore all the clothes and climbed onto the tables.

Are you still confused? What should I do? It's a birthday! Yes, our people really love this scenario.

Well, I want to wish you a high five holiday too! Laugh, drink, smoke, party... On weekdays, make money.

We are giving you a gift. It is, of course, from the heart, It is beautiful, useful, bright, Hurry to use it.

Remember your friends, of course, invite them to visit more often. Be a diligent housewife, treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness, Your lips are swollen with love, And the blush only from passion Burns on your cheeks!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

And this gift is important! Even if it's paper. He always helps out, He never fails! (Toilet paper roll)

Comic congratulations on gifts for a man

Option 1.

So that your mind is in order, so that you can go to the restroom, so that you can read something, and write letters in the boxes!

Option 2.

Seryoga sends a black “Boomer” to you, not too little and not too much.

Option 3.

This item is “Just in case”, In life he is the best helper, He will always help you, No trouble is scary with him!

Option 4.

You will survive any cold by wearing cool leggings.

Option 5.

Man, we are happy to give you a tube of lipstick. Even if it is completely empty, it remembers the touch of a woman’s lips!

Comic birthday greetings with gifts to a man

We have also prepared a universal comic greeting for a man:

Our beautiful birthday boy, dear birthday boy, We came to you with a gift, With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it! You've been dreaming about this for a long time, and enjoy it today! You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Now don’t part with him, put him to bed with you, brag about your gift, and love your friends!

Poems for funny gifts

Option 1.

To remove fat from the body - We will give you a “massager”, Sorry, a massager, so that the body can always be rubbed.

Option 2.

When the last guest left, And a cartload of dishes remained, Don’t be afraid, hostess, Wash it with a sponge, calm down.

Option 3.

Here, hold this present, Called a eurocent, You can call it a penny, Made of exclusive stainless steel.

Option 4.

Look how beautiful this beer can is! You can even make a toy, or a simple rattle!

Option 5.

With freshness and purity, revive your feelings, with humorous kindness, happy birthday.

Presenting comic gifts for an anniversary in verse

Give a bottle with a pacifier (for fun, we put the pacifier on the chekushka) Hello, our long-awaited day, We came here for a reason, The table is set, the glasses are poured, Maybe the October holiday?
Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year? Or did Mai come here? We are celebrating our birthday... half a hundred and five There is a newborn among us We will congratulate all of her But, and she is not allowed to drink from a glass, In theory! We will give this pacifier as a gift. Let her suck - it’s time, And it’s high time for us to drink to her health! Let him grow and not get sick, Gather us once a year. If only she had health, And the rest will come!

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Gift basin.

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after being drunk, You can take a bath with it, it will be useful there too, You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your butt, You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you, And when it happens (50.60...) we will come to you again, Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon, We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crush it, don’t leave it in the yard and put it back in its place, Happy anniversary, we all want to drink now, Some from the pile, some from what, and we’ll drink from it.

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A funny gift (horseradish).

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Money as a gift. (You can alternate money: real money and those sold in kiosks - fake money).

What can I say, he’s beautiful! We give you this exclusive. Just pray that the moth doesn’t eat it, let’s sprinkle it on quickly, hero of the day, quickly pour us a glass for the gift!

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Give pasta beads

We can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday, because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere. But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts, It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you. Although we cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday, but still with great effort we were able to buy something. And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a Sea of happiness, health, love, And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders. You keep it from moths and frost, You can greet the dawn and sunset in it, In times of hunger, boil it for yourself, And you don’t need to spend a lot of money. If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles, And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Comic happy anniversary greetings for a woman

“And we have a gift for you!” After the host’s words, the guests should shout together: “And we, and we have a gift for you!”

It is not in vain that we have gathered together here today, friends! There are jokes, congratulations, birthday wishes everywhere. Let's congratulate the birthday girl now! Come on, guests, join in and scream as loud as you can, as if someone bit you very hard for something.

Today Tanya got up early, so that she wouldn’t be in a hurry later. Before it’s too late, I started to put myself in order. Tanya approaches the white bathtub to wash her hair, but not a drop of shampoo. What to do, how to be here?

The guests chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (takes out shampoo from the box).

I was so tired of dressing up, I started making my way to the kitchen, to drink some coffee, to restore my strength. But yesterday a neighbor came in, And today there is no coffee.

The guests chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (takes out a bag of coffee from the box). We know that Tanya has a sweet tooth, she loves sweets. She hasn’t eaten candy for a day and is already upset.

The guests chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handing over candy).

Tanya started cooking and got the best meat. How to pepper the dish so as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)

Finally lunch is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf. Here are all the dishes on the table, only salt, mistress, where?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over... a bag of salt)

The last guest left, and there was a whole cartload of dishes. What to do here, how to wash, where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give... a sponge)

Don't take this as an insult. This joke is a congratulation. Smile, sing songs, Know that your friends are always with you!

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1. Happy Birthday, We wish you all the best. We give you equipment and fashionable clothes. To quickly clean your apartment, take advantage of this wonderful machine, our “Roventa” vacuum cleaner is very easy to use.

He will wipe anyone's nose, He will remove all your chaos. You will gently take it in your hands, you will wave it in different directions, Instantly the dirt from all over the apartment will scatter - there is no dust. It won't take up much space, it will fit into any crevice. Saves kilowatts, does not buzz and is lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, there will be no place for dust to fly (they give a broom)

2. Here is a device “Just in case”, It is the best assistant in life, With it even grief is not a problem. He will always help you. And the name is sonorous - Enema - in a scientific way. It’s not difficult to use; we’ll include instructions (they give you an enema). Use it every day and your migraine will go away, it will remove all the toxins from you and your body will look slim. In general, we tell you, He is irreplaceable in life. If you have a severe sore throat, you can gargle. If you are renovating an apartment, you can spray paint. Once you are at the dacha with him, you spray the bushes. And then, like crazy people, flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced of what kind of miracle we are giving you. And now you will boldly go through life with her together.

3. As for the outfit, put it on quickly, you will look like a chic woman in it, and Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties with cotton wool will come in handy because in November the cold is fierce outside. Put it on quickly - Attract men to sex. It’s not so difficult to warm up together, And it’s impossible to freeze, Wearing hot leggings, You’ll survive any cold (diapers are given as a gift).

4. And boots from Versace. The last squeak is nothing less. You wear them all winter And you won’t get frostbite on your feet (they give you slippers or socks or shoe covers) You will emphasize your figure in them By bending your long leg. Klavka Slate herself would go crazy with envy. In a headset with panties It will be hot as in the Sahara You carry gifts and bless your fate. There will be a reason to drink. We will gather again. Women's happiness has no end. We wish you a happy birthday.

Congratulations with funny anniversary gifts

Option 1.

Even though today you are the hero of the day, But a laurel wreath will not shine for you. Accept quickly from us, You are a bouquet of laurel leaves.

Option 2.

When you go for a walk, so that your pants don’t fall down, accept from us, hero of the day, a pin made of steel.

Option 3.

Everyone knows that the hero of the day loves to take a steam bath in the bathhouse! There are brooms and beer, and we like it in the bathhouse!

Option 4.

Birthday boy, don’t be afraid, Strengthen your body, We are happy to give you this jar of joy!

Option 5.

Look at our surprise, It is not a whim, not a whim. In order to be a millionaire, quickly become a collector. Hold the first copy, This is a candy wrapper, hero of the day!

Original and funny congratulations on the wedding

The newlyweds are mostly given money for the celebration. Traditionally, they are placed in an envelope and given to the newlyweds during a congratulatory speech.

Nowadays, more and more people want originality, so they try to present banknotes not in envelopes, but in other interesting ways.

One option is to leave it the traditional way. To do this, you will need to purchase an envelope and invest money in it. Items will be offered as an additional gift.

Edible items

Interesting wedding greetings with gifts.
The supplement to speech will be food. It could be fruits or vegetables. They are used with great pleasure as an additional surprise. In this case, a congratulation will be obligatory, stating what and why is being given to the young spouses.

I give you guys a tomato. May you not know the word discord in life. And this is no joke. Such jokes happen to people. Please also accept a cucumber from us, May the groom become a father soon.

We wish happiness to the young and provide them with gifts. Here, take some potatoes, Let there be more money in life. Don’t forget the jam, your soul feels warm from the sweet treat. Corn in addition, so that you can have a dacha by the sea. And we will give you a salad, so that your life will be full of blat. Young people, have fun, and share with everyone.

I would like to give you a chocolate, It will help make life smoother. And of course, here’s meat for you, And what about a man without kvass? Drink, eat, help yourself, and don’t say goodbye to your friends. Have fun until the morning, You have plenty of food.

Inedible items

Inedible items most often include children's clothing and household items. These can be diapers, pacifiers and onesies.

Example of a congratulatory speech:

Guys, please accept our heartfelt congratulations on your marriage. Married life will change you and that's for sure. You can immediately forget about everything that happened before. Now the wife must put on a robe, and the husband must wear tights.

Don't forget about curlers, and a man gets beer cans. This is, unfortunately, what a typical Russian family is like. Well, we will destroy stereotypes. Let's give the beautiful wife an elegant peignoir, and the husband a nice sports suit.

Never forget that you are a young and full of energy married couple. Love each other and always leave room in your life for romance.

Comic gifts for 50th anniversary

Medal of Merit.

A comic set of weapons and shells.

Navel cleansing brush.

Strategic stock of alcohol.

Mini golf for the toilet.

Comic gifts for 60 years

Mouse gold bar.

Night light in the shape of a tooth.

Paper with jokes.

Shales.

Matryoshka doll with a portrait of the birthday boy.

A comic gift for a wedding, congratulations in verse

Option 1.

I’ll tell you a little about the gift. It’s very practical in everyday life. It’s simply not replaceable in the household, just like in personal life.

Option 2.

I’m giving a gift now, To glue you together forever, So that the flame of love does not go out, And finally, to hold the dishes together.

Option 3.

Now a gift for the bride! We have prepared the most beautiful outfit, It is very stylish, even fashionable, Wear it for show!

Option 4.

So that you can save up for your vacation, So that you can always live in abundance, We will give you a family bank, Not for a year, but for centuries!

Option 5.

I will be the most practical, With the choice of a gift. I’ll give you something now that’s very hot.

Celebratory words on birthday with gifts

Our beautiful birthday boy, dear birthday boy, We came to you with a gift, With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it! You've been dreaming about this for a long time, and enjoy it today! You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Now don’t part with him, put him to bed with you, brag about your gift, and love your friends!

So that happiness is nearby And everything in your hands burns, Let luck help You be with money all the time! Success, joy, good luck and dreams come true! And in addition to your wishes, accept a cash gift!

We're giving away a watch for the holiday! Let them complement your comfort. We looked at a lot of different ones, maybe these will suit?

You keep track of time so that you can keep up with everything, but if you want, start relaxing!

And, without watching the clock, Have fun every day, Flying in the clouds of dreams... Well, for example, on a day off!

We wish you happiness and good luck at any time, and let worries and bad weather pass by!

There are many things that I will not give to anyone ever, Well, as a gift to you, dishes, I consider the best option. Now, it will seem like a miracle, Finding a unique set, And sets with beautiful dishes, As if they had completely disappeared! I wish that every day be unique and interesting, Then its shadow will not darken it, For shadows are attracted by “flatness.”

In order to keep up with time, remember this law: What you need to carry around with you is such a chic, cool phone!

That’s why I really want to give it to you at this moment! Selfie photo and all applications Finally, you can handle it!

Enjoy your phone, this is a very worthwhile present! Smile most radiantly at this joyful, bright moment!

It will come in handy, I know for sure, My gift is small! I happily present the flash drive, Congratulations with all my heart!

I wish to have fun, and not have any worries at all, to go to bed in the mood and get up with a smile!

Conquer melancholy and dullness, bring positivity to friends, show enthusiasm and courage with kindness in half!

accompanying poem for the teapot gift

Don't be afraid of cold glances And don't be afraid of winter blizzards! Remember that there is always a faithful and reliable friend nearby.

If suddenly fate - the cracker - gives a click - go to him. He will quietly sing to you that good luck is ahead.

Talkative, noisy, loud, and with a warm heart. He is a subtle adviser in love, and in love with your friends!

On purpose and by chance, you always rush to him. He is not a wizard, but a teapot, Our gift from the heart!

Congratulations today! To get you in the mood, I’ll give you new pajamas, very cool, awesome! So that you can sleep comfortably in it, So that you can dream in it, So that you can rest well, And in your dreams you can fly into space. Wear it more often, And let Troubles and squabbles, Troubles and other vices disappear into the thicket!

I give you a wonderfully sweet cake, try it and see for yourself. Let life be as sweet as cake and chocolates!

Don't be afraid to gain weight, there are only a few calories. Set yourself in a good mood, be a kind person!

Have fun on a great holiday, and sometimes on weekdays. May fate always give you plenty of different successes!

We can stop time in a still frame, in a cute photo. To preserve this memory, I decided to give you an album.

Put all the best moments from your life's happy film into it. Now let him live in your locker. A photo album filled with memories.

A funny gift for a friend

Master OK.

Soap.

Personalized mug with legs.

Scales.

Money bag.

A funny housewarming gift

Set for the hostess.

Wine set.

Matches.

Bathroom rug.

Toilet paper holder.

To prevent a funny gift from putting you in an awkward position, do not forget about the sense of humor and the temperament of the person for whom it is intended!

Interesting wishes with the presentation of money

If, nevertheless, you have decided that you will give money to a young married couple, then it is also worth considering in which way it is best to give it. You can do this in an original and effective way.

For example, order a beautiful bouquet of flowers. To do this, you will need to find a professional who can carefully construct a real masterpiece from paper banknotes.

If you can’t find a specialist, then do it yourself. It won't be difficult to invent roses. To do this, buy rubber bands for money and roll up the currency. If you are afraid of damaging the banknotes, then you can use a comic banknote. And give real banknotes separately in an envelope.

Do not forget to warn the bride and groom that you are giving fake money or, on the contrary, real money. Then they will handle them more carefully, for fear of damaging them.