Wedding toast in your own words
If you have been invited to a wedding celebration, then you should prepare not only gifts for the newlyweds, but also touching congratulations and toasts, because a beautiful and well-coordinated speech will definitely appeal to the newlyweds, in contrast to the banal phrase “Love and happiness!” Bitterly!".
The Svadbaholik.ru portal invites you to pay attention to wedding toasts in your own words, which are more sincere than “stamped” poetic ones, since they are often spoken from the heart! If it is difficult for you to compose something on your own, then we have collected for you a couple of examples of such wedding congratulations, so that based on them, in your own words, you can compose your own original toast that will amaze the newlyweds and all the guests present at the wedding.
Beautiful toasts in verse
*** Let's raise a spell for our friends, Let's shout loudly: “Hurray!” Wedding gold sparkles, On the last day of December!
*** Nightingales sing at dawn, Dew sparkles in the sun! There is no one better than you in the whole world, Your soul is warmed by beauty! And on your name day, congratulating you, wishing you good luck and happiness, I say to you in front of everyone: “I love you very much!!!”
*** Accept congratulations, And raise your glass: To good luck and success! Know that you are still the best!
*** I’ll kiss you, caress you, I’m burning with love for you. I will come and hug my beloved. For me, you are dear and so beautiful!!!
*** I hasten to congratulate you on your milestone anniversary. I wish you to be friends with a salary, Good luck on your creative path, To reach a star through thorns. And let inspiration come, And of course, luck!!!
The right words can touch the hearts of loved ones and make them a little kinder, happier and more joyful. Strong, touching, kind and tender words to your loved ones can be found here.
Short toasts
Nobody likes long, mournful speeches, so an excellent option for congratulating the newlyweds would be a short wedding toast, said in your own words, which will allow you to express in a concise form everything you want to wish the newlyweds.
Happy birthday to your family! Always be so happy and in love with each other, let time not touch your feelings, and let the love and tenderness in your hearts become more and more every day!
Happy wedding! Let every minute of your life be filled with joy and happiness, your home with comfort and children's laughter, and your hearts with boundless love and tenderness for each other!
What can I wish you on this amazing day? We have already wished you love, happiness, and prosperity! So all that remains is to wish to carefully keep your love in your hearts, so that your union becomes even stronger and more beautiful over the years!
Happy wedding! May your family life consist of many bright and joyful moments, enough for millions of pages of memoirs!
Toasts to the older generation
Mother in law
It's hard to find words for your mother-in-law, so these examples of toasts will help you cope with these difficulties.
- Dear mother-in-law! Without exaggeration, I will say that I am very glad that I met you in this life. And I never cease to rejoice at the fact that I have become your daughter’s life partner. May every day of your birthday be happy and bright, and we will try to make all your days wonderful. To the most benevolent, generous and sincere person!
A simple toast would also be appropriate for the mother-in-law.
— How many jokes and quotes have been invented about the mother-in-law. I never took them seriously, so I confidently declare that my mother-in-law is a wise and golden person! This is a great rarity, this is a find, this is a fairy tale. I'm lucky to have you. Happy birthday to my beloved mother-in-law and thank you for your daughter!
Wise toasts
I would like to make a wise toast to my parents, because they continued the genealogy of their families.
“Parents continued our family line, which comes from the roots of a mighty tree. Once upon a time, a small grain fell into the ground and turned into a powerful trunk. Parents are branches. And children are new buds of the family tree. So let's drink to our parents, who, even in difficult times, managed to preserve and continue their family line. For the parents!
If you are invited to an unfamiliar company and asked to say good words, then meaningful speeches will be appropriate in any company.
— You can live and have everything: power, apartments, money, cars. You must always remember that this was given to you for temporary use. But if there are no real friends, no love, then you can hardly be called a happy person. So let's drink so that the birthday boy will be surrounded by true friends and great love!
Cool toasts
If the newlyweds have a good sense of humor and love to joke, then you can prepare funny toasts for them that will amuse not only the newlyweds, but also all the guests present at the celebration.
Congratulations to your couple on their wedding day! Let them say that a good deed cannot be called a marriage, but I am sure that you will refute this phrase and become an exemplary family!
Congratulations on your wedding day! We wish you such amazing love that the husband always understands women’s logic, and the wife knows how to forgive men’s pranks, and the husband’s salary is always equal to the wife’s demands. Then your family will be strong and happy for many, many years!
Congratulations on your wedding day! May your union only become stronger over the years. We promise that every year on exactly this day we will test it for strength! So live in harmony and harmony until your golden wedding and do not forget to acquire numerous offspring - the main indicator of the strength of the family!
Finally, we can congratulate you on your wedding day! We have been chasing you down the aisle for a long time, even though everyone has long said that a love like yours can only be envied! Now we are giving you a new task - live happily and together and add new members to your family, so that your home will always be fun and joyful!
Heartfelt and funny toasts for a great mood on a woman’s birthday
To this beautiful woman, on her birthday
, I would like to wish you a lot. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in her life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.
I wish you today
, dear birthday girl, the biggest problem in your life is the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
For most women
For most women, birthday
not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls. Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, striking everyone down like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now!
In the Caucasus it is believed
that a woman's life can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition!
So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!
One young man
- One young man really wanted to get married.
The family searched for a candidate for a long time, and finally the family found him the best woman, as it seemed to them. But the young man said that he would ask only one question about this woman: how old is she? - The relatives replied that they had asked her, but the lady replied that she had forgotten how old she was. “It’s clear,” answered the newly made groom, “this woman is over forty, because all women over forty somehow suddenly forget their age!”
- And the sage answered him: “A wise woman forgets her age because a real man doesn’t need to know it, the main thing is not how old she is, but how old she feels!” So let's drink to our hero of the day, forever young at heart!
According to legend, God said:
“Everything you take from people is what you will lose. But everything you give to people will come back to you a hundredfold.”
So let's drink to the generosity of our hero of the day, with which she always treats her friends!
If I were a soldier
If (name) were a soldier,
- Then she led the regiments with her If (name) were an astronaut, She quickly flew to Mars and back
- If (name) were a climber, then Everest would be conquered quickly. But (name) is not a soldier at all, and does not know how to hold a machine gun,
- And they have not explored space Somehow rockets flew without (name) She gave up mountaineering Why the hell did the giant Everest give up???
- Maybe some evil, insidious enemy will even declare that (name) is mediocre... But it’s obvious to everyone that this is not so, That’s what the last fool can think!
- (name) is smart, witty, beautiful (name) works wonders for all of us. For this I intend to drink to the bottom, There are many heroes, but (name) is only one!
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To this beautiful woman
Let's raise a glass to the beautiful birthday girl! Let luck smile on her all next year, may fortune accompany her in everything, may luck become a good friend, and may she take the blue bird under her wing! Let a lucky star shine above her head, pointing the way to the fulfillment of her cherished desires!
They say women are like chocolates: you never know what kind of filling you'll get. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! She will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only one - the sweetest and most desirable!
I wish you dear birthday girl
I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life is the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!
How nice it is to be present at the birthday of such a person! But there is one problem - I don’t know what to wish you! After all, you already have everything you want on days like these! Then I wish that everything dear and beloved would always be nearby and not leave, otherwise let what is missing appear in the near future!
Let the man be
Let your man be like a cactus: so that he doesn’t require a lot of care, protects you with his thorns and gives you flowers. And you should be like a tulip: beautiful, modest and desirable.
Women are like books: there are smart ones, there are beautiful ones, there are sexy ones, there are economical ones, there are needlewomen, there are mystery women, there are business women, there are domestic ones. I want to toast a woman librarian who harmoniously combines all the qualities.
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Wedding toasts from friends
At a wedding, there should be not only toasts from the parents of the bride and groom, but also congratulations from friends, because they are also guests of honor at the wedding celebration!
We congratulate you on your marriage and wish you to carry your love through the years, becoming a friendly and strong family in which the house will be filled with joy, comfort and children's laughter! May luck literally follow all your family endeavors, and may your family and friends always be healthy and happy!
Happy birthday to your family! We have already wished you a lot, I can only say: always remain as in love with each other, so that you will be called newlyweds all your life! Protect your love, because it is what will make you a strong and happy family.
Congratulations on your marriage! Let you have an ocean of love and a sea of happiness, let only a drop of grief and unhappiness, children's laughter and joy fill your house - then your family will be happy in it!
Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary.
This toast template can be used for any female name, simply substituting the one you need.
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She returns home and says that she saw a cave today, and there were countless treasures there! And they decided that tomorrow the two of them would go to get the treasure.
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But he, in his wisdom, also endowed them with stupidity so that they could love us men.
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One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
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- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
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So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!
Happy Birthday to You! And in wonderful years I wish you good luck, and goodness to boot!
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Happiness, life without sadness, So that everyone around you is surprised, There is money in your wallet, So that you are always lucky!
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I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table from treats, his wallet from dollars and euros, and the bed from pleasure.
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Your holiday has arrived. And I want to wish you many happy, different days, so that you can live without despair.
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So that the house would be a full cup, Everyone who is dear to you would be nearby, So that friends would call more often, And all enemies would forget.
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Let your health not fail you, And let spring sing in your soul! Happy birthday, I drink to the bottom for you!
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Heed my words, dear friends: Today we came to the table in vain.
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My dear friend! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!
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We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!
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Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!
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So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!
There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!
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Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!
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For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!
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I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple, catch your luck by the tail!
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On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!
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I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and misfortune!
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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!
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Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your breathtaking success!
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In the East they say that when a star falls, it is lucky, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!
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On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!
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After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it for the better in many ways!
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I want to wish you: a sea of money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!
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My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!
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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!
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Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!
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We wish you a sea of friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!
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On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!
Toasts to the bride and groom
Many guests invited to the celebration wonder how to beautifully congratulate the newlyweds. You can wish them happiness, love and good luck as standard, or you can take a more responsible approach to composing a congratulatory speech and prepare several long and short toasts for the wedding, from which you can choose the option that suits you.
Our dears, we hasten to congratulate you on the loss of your “single” status, now for you, groom, there is only one woman in the world - your beautiful wife. And you, wife, should only admire your husband! So let your love continue to last, so that even after many, many years you will be as in love with each other as you are today.
Happy wedding! Today your hearts are united by a wonderful feeling - love. And so that it only becomes stronger over the years, do not forget to nourish your feelings with tender hugs, passionate kisses, loving glances and sleepless nights! Bitterly!
Happy wedding day to your beautiful couple! As you know, happiness is defined differently for each person, so I wish you to find your own formula of family happiness, so that your every day is filled with joy and pleasant moments, and comfort and harmony always reign in your home. And, of course, don’t forget about adding to the family, because children are what make a family stronger and happier!
Unusual toasts from different countries
We have always been attracted by oriental toasts for their originality. They are all intricate, but very wise, giving the right direction in life.
Armenian
At any holiday you can make Armenian toasts, for example, this one:
“A real man is one who remembers exactly a woman’s birthday and never knows how old she is.” And a man who never remembers a woman’s birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband. So let's drink to real men!
— The older the wine, the richer its bouquet and the more refined its taste. Let's drink to the fact that our hero of the day, like good wine, becomes more and more valuable over the years, accumulating a bouquet of wonderful memories and living with taste!
Georgian
People of all nationalities especially enjoy Georgian toast.
- May your life be cloudless, like the sky over the Sahara desert, full, like the jug of the generous Georgian Givi, long, like the longest Mexican TV series, and may your eyes glow with happiness, like the sky glows during the northern lights. For the hero of the day!
— Every year nature gives the residents of Georgia many beautiful and tasty fruits. They are collected and served in order to enjoy the best Georgian wine - because their aroma is complemented by the bouquet of wine. So let's drink to the fact that fruits and good wine will never be left on the table of our hero of the day!
“They say that once a poet came to the great Queen Tamara and complained that he was very poor. The queen answered: “Homer was much poorer, but to how many people he gave spiritual food!” I propose to drink to our hero of the day - a man who gives people inspiration!
— In Georgia they say: a man should look like a hazel tree trunk, a woman should look like a peach fruit. So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, who, like a ripe peach, is always rosy and fresh!
Even more Caucasian toasts
Caucasian toasts are always funny and wise at the same time.
— There is a legend in the Caucasus: when a child is born, God kisses him. If God kisses a child on the mouth, he will grow up to be a magnificent speaker; if he kisses his hands, he will grow up to be a jack of all trades... So let’s drink to the birthday boy, because even God himself doesn’t know where he kissed him!
- Well, Dato, is it delicious? - asks the young wife of her husband, having prepared lula kebab for the first time. – Not bad, Nana, just next time don’t forget to add some meat to the salt. So let's drink to the culinary abilities of the hostess, which we were able to verify today.
“One day a young man came to the sage. He asked the sage: what is happiness? The sage, after thinking a little, said: “Happiness is an elastic concept, for a mother happiness is a baby, for a merchant it is a new horse.” Everyone chooses for themselves what happiness means to them. So let’s drink to our birthday boy realizing his own happiness.
— In Georgia they say that a person’s wealth is measured by his wealth, and happiness by the merits of his soul. So let's drink to the hero of the day - a man worthy in all respects!
— A Caucasian man walks into a candy store and says to the saleswoman: “I’m canfet.” - Which ones? - Well, these... I killed them, how could they... Mi her... Nat.... Ah, I remembered! A PINEAPPLE! So let’s drink to the fact that our birthday boy, when he comes to the shops to buy gifts for his beloved, never forgets the names of her favorite sweets - flowers... perfumes... precious stones... car brands... And so on, so on, so on!!!
Jewish
And at least one toast must be Jewish.
— The phone rings in Rabinovich’s apartment. - Ask Izya to answer the phone! - He's not home! - the relatives answer, “He’s at the dacha.” - What, Izya has a dacha? - He’s at the dacha... testifying! I propose to drink to a rich life with real dachas!
— There’s a fight in the synagogue. The rabbi exhorts the fighters: “Jews, is this a synagogue or a brothel?” Rabinovich slaps himself on the forehead: “That’s where I forgot my galoshes!” Let's drink so that we never forget where we are!
Short Toasts for a Wedding
Short Toasts for a Wedding
They say that in a good marriage, the husband is the head and the wife is the heart. So let’s drink so that our young people will never have headaches or heartaches in life!
Be healthy, live beautifully, Love each other, be happy! Find in each other not only a spouse, but the best, most faithful friend!
In order to live in love and harmony until the silver wedding, the wife must have a golden character, and the husband must have iron endurance. So let's drink to the reliable alloy of two metals, to the merging of the souls of the newlyweds!
Women's short toasts
There are purely female funny toasts that will amuse not only women, but also men. They will be appropriate in any company.
For us, beautiful ones
- Let's drink to us, girls, beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beauties, then the men are definitely greedy!
- A beloved man needs to be groomed and cherished: this makes his withers and neck grow!
- If a man does not succumb to our seduction, then he is a real blockhead. And logs can only be used to heat a stove. We will drink to those who give in, that is, to real men! For us, beautiful ones! For you, the gullible...
- Let's raise a glass to the men. Let him be a little more beautiful than a monkey, but have the temperament of a lion!
To the hero of the day
There are speeches from friends at anniversaries that are so funny that they bring you to tears of laughter.
- Sidor Petrovich, we wish you to have a mistress like Pamela Anderson. And he thinks to himself - uh, no, born in 1957... We wish to have only those whom we want...
— Every fisherman dreams of seeing a goldfish. Every girl dreams of seeing the Fairy Tale Prince. Every young man dreams of seeing the Beautiful Princess. So let's drink to the carrots! It will improve our vision!
— On the beach, a girl asked her mom: “Mom, why are the aunts’ swimsuits smooth, and the uncles’ swimsuits bulging?” The mother was embarrassed, and then came to her senses and firmly answered: “And the uncles, daughter, put money there.” So let's drink to the fat wallets!
About men
Women's toasts are always made about men.
- Let's drink to the men! But not for single people - they won’t marry us. And not for divorced people - they were so-so husbands. Let's drink to the married people - they love their wives and don't forget us either!
Men in men's company
Funny ones in a male company are always about women.
— Friends, do you know how a fairy tale differs from a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around. So let's drink to make our life a fairy tale!
— A girl is walking down the street and suddenly hears footsteps behind her. She looked around and saw a handsome guy following her. She looked back a couple more times - and he continued to follow her. She decided that she wanted to meet. I looked around again - and he was no longer there... So let’s drink to the fact that the sewer manholes on the streets are closed on time!
— I’m walking through the park at night, the moon, the stars, a guy and a girl kissing on a bench. I go another time: the moon, the stars... The same guy on the same bench kisses another cutie. I go next time: night, moon, stars... and the same guy, on the same bench, already with a third young lady. So let's raise a glass to the constancy of men and the fickleness of women!
Beautiful wedding toasts in your own words
Not everyone can speak beautifully, however, it is much more important when the words come from the heart. Therefore, a beautiful congratulation, said in your own words, will be much better than a toast read from a wedding card.
A marriage can be compared to a home. First you need to build it: work day after day, step by step to make it warm and cozy. Further, from year to year, improve. Only then will it serve you for a long time and become the basis for a happy life together. I would like to wish the young people that they build their union in the same way as a cozy home - with understanding, patience and tirelessness. Then your couple will easily pass all the tests, and you will become the happiest!
A beautiful toast to your loved one
Men only look courageous and serious on the outside, but in their hearts they dream of hearing kind words addressed to them. Here are several examples of toasts that can melt the heart of any person.
- I still can't believe that I have you now. I want to be with you always and forever. Only with you did Love, Joy and Happiness enter my home! Thank you for being by my side!
- You are not only my beloved, you are my friend, my world, my universe. I can't imagine my life without you because you are a part of me. By losing you, I will lose part of my soul. For you, my beloved!
- For me, you are a bright ray of sunshine that will warm you in frost and cold. For me, you are a long-awaited gift from God. May your Guardian Angel always be by your side!!!
Wedding toasts in your own words: short wishes
Short wedding toasts are always relevant, because they are not so tiring for the newlyweds and invited guests. The portal for brides Svadebka.ws has prepared interesting options for short wishes for you.
Dear spouses! The moment has come when Mendelssohn's march sounded solemnly and touchingly for you. Let this music never cease in your souls. Remain proud for your parents. May your children give you every second of happiness. And harmony, trust and abundance reign in your life!
Today you are crossing the threshold of a new world - the family world. And it’s up to you how you go about it. Hold your hands tightly, then none of you will fall. Bitterly!
A difficult but feasible task in marriage is to preserve the thrill of first meetings and not succumb to the onslaught of everyday difficulties. We sincerely wish that your young family will show with dignity how independent, strong and indestructible it is!
A beautiful toast to the newlyweds
Any wedding evokes a flurry of emotions, so a congratulatory toast must be thought out in advance. Read the examples, you might like some of them.
- A wedding day is a magical day. He united your hearts into one - into a family. And this is a big responsibility. Take care of each other, understand each other, warm each other with the warmth of your loving hearts!
- Look into each other's eyes. They cry and laugh with tears of happiness, and their eyelashes tremble with admiration. Try not to lose these views in your family life. Remember that love is the greatest power. She can lift a person to heaven, but she can also throw him down from there. I wish with all my heart that your life is filled with only the first feelings.
- No meeting in life comes easy. This is a sign of fate! And your meeting is not accidental. She sowed love in two warm hearts and a new family grew. Congratulations on starting a family, (name) and (name)!!!
Wedding toasts in your own words: cool wishes
Choose humorous toasts for the newlyweds that are easy to say in your own words. They will defuse the situation and give others a boost of positivity.
Dear newlyweds! We turn to you today with wise advice. Husband, treat your wife like your boss: respect and be a little afraid. Wife, spare your husband from excessive severity and do not forget about his excellent taste, since you became the only girl he chose. In addition, treat each other not only with delicious dishes, but also with “honey” compliments, constantly making each other immensely happy!
We sincerely wish the happy spouses to become excellent students in the school of living together and pass all exams with the highest score. Systematically study theory and practice: the wife in the garage, and the husband in the kitchen. But keep in mind that it is forbidden to bring cheat sheets to tests and tests. For concessions, you must immediately study the names of your favorite football clubs and the names of your girlfriends. It is allowed to consult with each other, organize extracurricular meetings at the cinema and use the services of tutors in the form of parents. And don’t forget, this craft is learned throughout your life. Be patient and enjoy the exciting process!
Original wedding toasts in your own words
Of course, on such a wonderful day, the newlyweds would like to wish happiness for many years to come, but Svadebka.ws still advises adding a little originality to the toast. We are sure that the heroes of the occasion will be much more pleased if you come up with an original toast for them in your own words, rather than simply wishing them great happiness and love.
Let your young family rush along the spacious road in their own car of love. Masterfully avoid all possible obstacles, know how to apply the brakes in time, and when necessary, rush at full speed. And in order for the engine not to let you down, fill the tank with patience and understanding. And let tiny passengers appear in your car as quickly as possible.
Dear spouses, we wish you to fill the white canvas of your life together with rich colors and interesting designs. Let the process of painting your family picture last for many years and bring only pleasure. Let the stork provide you with beautiful rosy-cheeked assistants who can contribute to your masterpiece!
Today you took the first step towards starting a family and planted your love tree. We wish you to look after him with trepidation. So that after a while, a small seedling will become a strong tree that will bear tasty fruits, and in its shade you will be pleased to meet old age. Take care of your tree, because it will hide you from the rain, give you a harvest and inspire you with hope. Congratulations to you!
Wise toasts
Life is short, it has limits, but dreams are limitless. When you return from work, your dream is already home. When you rush to your beloved, your dream is already next to her. You live in the present, but your dream is many years ahead of you. She strives for the line where the thread of life breaks off in the darkness. Therefore, I propose to drink to dreams that prolong our lives!
As one wise man said: “Nothing can shorten your life so much... as the interval between toasts.” So let's drink to make our lives last as long as possible!
Man is an amazing creature. He is mortally upset when he loses material values, but is absolutely indifferent to the irrevocably passing days of his life. So let's drink to the meaning of our lives!
In our youth, we expect to find happiness ahead, but in old age we believe that it is already behind us. How not to miss a happy moment? The surest way is to be able to enjoy the present. So let's drink to the present moment, friends!
The more a person tries to find the meaning of life, the less he finds it. And vice versa. Without thinking about the meaning of life, a person finds his calling. Therefore, I propose to drink so that we look for less trouble on our own heads!
One day two people came to a sage and asked him to judge their dispute. After listening carefully to one of them, the sage said: “Yes, you say right!” After that, he listened intently to the opinion of the other person and concluded: “Undoubtedly, you are right too!” Very surprised, the sage’s wife objected that both disputants could not be right at the same time . After thinking a little more, the sage answered her: “There’s nothing to be done - you’re right too!” Therefore, I propose to drink to the flexibility of thinking!
According to ancient Caucasian belief, time spent with good friends does not count towards age. So let's drink to our true friends, thanks to whom we preserve our youth!
It is known that wisdom affects three basic human abilities: to draw the right conclusions, to do the right things and to speak the right speeches. So let's drink to the right decision to gather here today, to the speeches we make, and to what we actually do - drink!
A young girl married a wealthy old man. She lies in a luxurious mansion and dreams: “I’ll find myself three young lovers, I’ll live…” Suddenly her dreams are interrupted by a knock on the door, after which her old man in a nightgown to his toes shuffles into the room. The husband sang in a goat-like tenor: “I have come to fulfill my marital duty!” “Well, do it, go ahead,” the girl says reluctantly. The man fulfilled his duty and left. She lies there, then further, thinking: “Three will probably be too much. I’d rather have two lovers, and my husband can cope somehow.” There's another knock on the door. The old husband in slippers is dragging his feet again. “I have come to fulfill my marital duty!” The girl was surprised, but said: “Well, do it.” The old man did everything and left. She thought: “Apparently, I’ll have to have just one lover!” Everything was repeated twice more and finally, unable to bear it, the wife begged: “How long can you mock me?” I can’t do it anymore! – How? – the old man was amazed. – Have I already done it? - And with annoyance he hit himself on the forehead. I propose to drink to our glorious medical workers who have never learned to treat sclerosis!
They once asked a sage a question about when a good relationship develops between spouses. “When the husband is deaf to the words of his wife, and the wife is blind to the actions of her husband,” answered the sage. Let's raise our glasses to harmony and mutual understanding in our families!
One very wise man said: “We experience courage not by death, but by life.” So let's pass this test with honor!
Wedding toast in your own words to the groom
Guests from the groom's side can say a few words in his honor. Below are original blanks that you can use for congratulations.
Who understood this life best and took the most beautiful woman in the world? This is our groom. So let's drink to his sharp mind, incredible luck and real ability to get a good job. Bitterly!
Who has turned from a simple guy into a husband today? Our groom! You now have responsibility, you are the head of the family and the future father. I wish you not to know life’s disappointments and stock up on patience, without which it is almost impossible to live in our time. May love warm your hearts forever, and may your future children enjoy good health. Let's drink to a new family beginning!
I propose to raise a glass to the best groom. I wish you never forget that the most important thing in the life of every man is to make his woman happy. Let's drink to a real man and to the happy eyes of his wife!
Funny toasts
For the holiday to be a success, the hero of the day and the guests need to make them laugh a little. To do this, say a toast with humor, but in such a way as not to offend anyone.
- May you have as much money as your wife needs, and as much health as your mother wishes for you. And if you come home at night, let it be for a reason that your wife suspects, but not your mother.
— There are moments in life when a dark streak covers us. I propose to raise a glass to the fact that if a bad streak comes, then let it definitely become a takeoff!
— A real man gets out of bed in the morning to rest. Let's raise a glass to a real man!
“I wish that the hero of the day would be bursting with everything: the table with treats, the wallet with money, and the bed with pleasure.”
— I wish you personal happiness, cash and non-cash.
Cool toasts decorate every holiday
— A man came to work after vacation and began to boast: “Eh, I had a good rest!” - Probably went to the seaside? Sunbathed, went shopping? - No, my wife and mother-in-law went to the sea, and I rested at home. We wish that after each vacation you have the brightest memories.
- Friends, you can’t drink individually, let’s get drunk collectively. So let's raise a glass to the great power of the team!
- Dear friend, let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
Comic toasts
Good jokes, especially in the midst of a festive evening, heard from everywhere, lift the mood even more.
- Dear friends, let's drink so that the birthday boy will have as many troubles as we have drops in our glasses.
- Dear friend, I wish that your heart is always light and your wallet is heavy!
- I declare drunkenness - fight! And before the battle, those who go into battle need to drink!
— They say that youth is a disadvantage that disappears over time. I wish our birthday girl that time passes, but the deficiency remains. Let's drink to women with such a disadvantage!
- Let's drink to friendship, because it is friendship that supports in trouble, multiplies joy and shares sadness!
Witty toasts
A short table speech with an unexpected ending always causes excitement. Take note of what is suitable for your company.
— Weak women have a passion for strong men. Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses. Let's raise a glass to the unity of opposites!
- Let everything pass by, except health, money and intimacy!
- I offer you a drink for your understanding! Without him there would be no friends, a wonderful evening and understanding people who are immediately looking for their glasses.
— Aristotle also said that two true friends have one soul between them. So let's drink to the unity of our souls!
- With age, memory and vision begin to change, a wife or husband can change, and only old friends remain unchanged. Here's to old faithful friends!
- Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!
- Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - Faith, Valor and Luck!
- How many single men dream of good wives! By the way, some married men also dream about them... So let our dreams come true!
- If your memory fails you, then be glad that this is not your wife. Let's drink to our faithful wives!
