Comic telegrams for weddings to newlyweds

A wedding telegram for newlyweds in a humorous form is one of the original and always pleasant ways to congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day.
After all, a wedding is fun, it’s a celebration of two people becoming one. And at such a holiday, guests will be happy to listen and laugh at such comic telegrams.

To make the congratulations more interesting, you can play out a small scenario, for this you need to dress someone up in a costume of fairy-tale characters, who will read out these comic wedding telegrams.

For example, you can start with these words:

After this, fairy-tale heroes come out with the words: Dear newlyweds! Then he reads out the text of the comic telegram:

(Groom's name), don't cut it off, and you (bride's name), drink, but know when to stop. Forestry

Kindergarten “Malyutka” congratulates the newlyweds on their wedding day and reserves 5 places for you. Kindergarten director

You feel good today, you are getting married today. All the same, you won’t get away from me. Your baby

On the first and subsequent nights, mentally with you. Your neighbors

We believe, we hope, we wait. Maternity hospital "7th"

Dear (names of the newlyweds)! Chew the dryer, not each other! Bakery

Dear newlyweds! I'll arrive with the gift right on time. Stork

Dear (names of the newlyweds)! Congratulations! We wish you 5 admiral sons and 5 general sons-in-law. Military Commissariat

Newlyweds! We congratulate you on the beginning of your honeymoon and wish you a sweet life! Beekeeping Society

If you need kids, no problem! Winnie the Pooh will always help. Yes Yes Yes! Winnie the Pooh

Expect in 9 months. I hug you tightly and fly out soon. Your Stork

We wish the young couple to live until their golden wedding. Centenarians

I wish you happiness in the sea, may you live together until you are a hundred years old and may thirty-three heroes be born. Uncle Chernomor

An application for divorce from (names of the newlyweds) is not accepted. Civil registry office workers

Young! We sincerely congratulate you on the arrival of family life in the port! We warn you that from now on, throwing a net and anchor in foreign waters is equated to poaching and is prosecuted by law. Rybnadzor

Congratulations on the launch of two satellites (names of the young ones) into near-family orbit. We wish you a successful start and a safe flight together! Cosmonauts, astronauts and others." nauts"

Congratulations! We invite you to spend your first wedding night in the Arctic, where the night lasts 6 months. Polar explorers

Congratulations to the newlyweds on their legal marriage. We wish you happiness and warn the groom in advance: if the bride is kidnapped, the police are powerless. Ministry of Internal Affairs

We will try to ensure cloudless weather throughout our life, but a lot depends on you. Meteorologists

May there not be a single sour and bitter day in your life. Director of a confectionery factory

Let the fire in your hearts burn stronger. We won't stew! Firemen

Let the heat of our hearts not go out, but don’t set us on fire! Firemen

We warn newlyweds that hot hearts, like a hot stove, should not be left unattended. Be careful! Firefighters and Emergency Situations Ministry

Please learn another language - the language of family relationships. University of the Foreign languages

Let's clear up the smog over your city. We will clean the water in your water supply. Health to you newlyweds! Greenpeace

Hearty congratulations on your legal marriage! There are as many stumps in the forest, we wish you as many sons. We wish you as many daughters as there are buds on the tree. Conservation Society

Electrical network employees advise (groom's name), if (bride's name) is not in a good mood, it is better not to touch it, otherwise you will get a short circuit. GorNet

Live happily without quarrels and deceptions. Love each other and signature. Khazanov

Dear newlyweds! Jealousy is a great evil! Trust each other! Othello

Dear young people! Please do not leave us without work. With love, Maternity Hospital

Dear newlyweds! I'm delayed! Make do on your own. Stork

So that your life sparkles, and not gurgles and hisses like soda! Champagne wine factory

Cruel secret

The bride decided to reveal the cruel secret of her beloved in front of all the gathered guests right in front of the altar. The bride first of all told her friends about everything. And although they told her to cancel her wedding immediately, she decided to come out of it a little differently. The girl decided that she would take revenge on her groom and humiliate him in front of the guests by preparing a letter, compiled from incriminating conversations between her groom and his beloved, on the wedding day. A letter she read in front of her family and the groom's family and friends. She told about everything that happened to her “lover”, who betrayed her behind her back, hoping that the truth would not come out.

“Your body can’t be less than perfect,” “I miss you so much that I can’t help but think about you,” “I’ve never had a relationship like this,” “If only my fiancée had half of your skills...” - these were the words that could be heard from the lips of the bride when reading this “romantic” letter.

Yes, the bride has nerves of iron! How could she not scratch his face after such reading?

Unfinished telegram to newlyweds

On this _________, _________, _________ day (names of the newlyweds) we congratulate you on the _________, _________ event. We wish _________ happiness, _________ health, _________ peace and _________ success in _________ family life, _________ daughter, _________ son and _________ more children. With _________ wishes, your _________, _________, friends.

After filling out the text of the telegram, read to all the guests present what happened. An example text of a wedding telegram you might receive:

On this extraordinary, remarkable, green day, we congratulate Andrey and Daria on a happy, creative event. We wish you explosive happiness, restless health, a beautiful world and long-lasting success in a perpendicular family life, a charming daughter, a stubborn son and more incredible children. With best wishes from your friendly wedding friends!

A wedding is a day of happiness, and most often, such a day happens only once in a lifetime, and the happiness it brings lasts a lifetime. Try to make it true!

For this, if you are unable to come to the wedding, then a wedding telegram to the newlyweds is very relevant. You just need to send an official telegram for the newlyweds, and attach a few humorous ones to it, just ask one of the guests to read them at the banquet in advance. The young people will value your attention, even though you are not around, and the telegrams themselves will remain a long memory.

Everything is done for the better...

There is no need to add that the groom at that moment realized that his bride knew everything. The shocked bride, wanting to avoid further proceedings, almost immediately left her own wedding. The saddest part of this story is that someone lied and betrayed another person, and was ready to accept his love “until death do them part,” as they say.

Let's hope that the heroine of this story finds a man who will be faithful to her and spend the rest of his life in love with her. By the way, what do you think about this action of the bride? Would you have the courage to do the same in her place? Or maybe you would suggest something even more original?

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Comic telegrams and letters on the wedding day to newlyweds

A telegram literally a couple of decades ago was the only way to congratulate a person in another city on a holiday. Today, for this purpose there is the Internet and telephone, the need for this kind of correspondence has disappeared, but the urgent dispatch has not lost its relevance. Comic telegrams and wedding letters for newlyweds remain in fashion even today.

Postman with a bag

What does a cool wedding telegram look like?

If you were unable to come to the celebration of your relatives or friends, do not despair! Instead of a standard phone call, you can remember the old days when it was customary to send letters to each other for a wedding. Undoubtedly, a solemn telegram with elements of sparkling humor will delight the newlyweds. And the piece of paper with the postcard itself will be stored in family archives for a long time.

Even if you live in the same city and will definitely come to the wedding as guests, you can additionally use this congratulation option

A funny wedding telegram template can be downloaded online or purchased in a store. As a rule, it is quite simple:

To : “Newlyweds.”
Text : “Dear newlyweds, I will arrive with a gift in 9 months, period.”
From : "Stork".

Thus, an infinite number of options can be simulated. For example, write from best friends who advise a young wife to teach her child first of all to say the word “dad” in order to sleep peacefully all night long. Wedding organizers can be advised to write several such telegrams, dress one of the guests in a postman's costume and read out the dispatches to the general laughter of the guests and the newlyweds themselves.

Carrier pigeon with a letter

When and how to deliver a letter to your chosen one?

The transfer of touching letters is undertaken by the Wedding Agency in Yekaterinburg “Graceful Wedding”. On your wedding day, you should not think about organizing the wedding, but should enjoy this wonderful day. In Yekaterinburg, this tradition is not so popular at the moment, so we will do everything to make this moment one of the most touching for you on this day. We will definitely save the moment of receiving the letter and the moment of reading it as a memory, because it’s so nice to view photos or videos with real, genuine emotions. This is a wonderful alternative to bride price in Yekaterinburg.

Letter on the wedding day to the groom from the bride

It's amazing how easy it is to express the depth of your feelings and trust through humorous statements addressed to your loved one. Quite recently, the bride wrote love messages to her future husband on the eve of her wedding. Today, pen and paper have been replaced by the Internet and the telephone; you can simply call and tell about your feelings. However, a funny and subtle joke will not replace any words.

For example, a letter to the groom from his bachelor life is an ideal option to make fun of the young man, while giving him a compliment . The bride can compose the text of the letter herself. However, you can use the following template:

“Good morning, my most unique and ideal man! How I miss you and every day I understand that you will never come back. Just remember our days and nights, cheerful parties and daring friends. Will this woman really give you as much as I do? Can she really replace me? I gave you all of myself, but you didn’t appreciate it, abandoned me and betrayed me.

I have never loved anyone as much as you, I have never felt so much tenderness, warmth and all-consuming love for anyone. And this morning, watching you, I saw a happy smile on your face and realized that now you are leaving me forever.

I can no longer live in this world knowing that you have left me. And you live and enjoy every day you live. Do you remember how you said that you love me and wouldn’t trade me for anyone? Perhaps I forgot because it was a long time ago! Just yesterday you were mine, and today you will belong to someone else forever. Well, so be it!

Vintage love letters

I still love you , but I don't want this letter to stop you from being happy with the one you chose. Tear up the paper and then go to her, it will probably be better that way.

Despite any obstacles, I will love you forever. Know this without fail, but I beg you, forget about me! I hope to never see or hear from you again! Happiness to you, my beloved!

Your single life».

Just imagine the groom’s amazement when he reads the lines of this letter! Having reached the signature, the young man will definitely understand everything, and the morning will begin with cheerful laughter.

The guy reads and laughs

The evening before the wedding

A young couple arrived at the hotel the day before the wedding. At some point, when the bride was left alone, several messages arrived on her phone. When she picked it up to see who had texted her, it turned out that the messages came from an unknown number. However, this was not the most surprising thing, but the content of the SMS itself! These were screenshots from the phone screen of conversations between her future husband and his mistress, photographs of lovers (the woman in the photo was the complete opposite of the bride) and the inscription “I would never marry him.” Could anything be worse than this the day before your wedding? I can’t even imagine how she was able to wait for the moment so calmly! As they say: you wouldn’t wish this on your enemy!

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Letter from the groom to the bride before the wedding

The groom can also express his warmth and demonstrate his sense of humor by sending a pre-wedding joke message . An example letter could be like this:

“My dear bride! The great Bernard Shaw said that getting married is stupid, and not getting married is even stupider . Therefore, your fiancé is doing a very big, but the best stupidity in his life, taking you as his wife. Explain to him that there should be so many dresses in your closet so that your lover cannot fit in it, that you need to be loved and pampered in order to protect yourself from betrayal and save your family for many years

I’ll tell you one secret: after marriage, husbands become very lazy and don’t help at all around the house. The solution to this issue is simple - motivate! Stimulate and take care often.

Try to be not only a holiday cake for your husband, but also daily bread . Scold your loved one only in private, but praise him in public. If you find him after gatherings with friends in a ditch with his head towards the house, don’t scold him, he’s on the right path.

Buy several pairs of iron-clad gloves at your nearest store; I’m afraid one won’t be enough. And from the society of old maids, accept condolences for the loss of your maiden name.

Sincerely, marriage philosopher (part-time admirer).”

Father's order

You saw her, fell in love, won and took her down the aisle, having achieved it, you spent your nerves and a lot of energy, “Well, that’s it,” you thought when you got married.

Listen to the advice of an experienced person, it will be useful to you in life. There is an answer to every question you have, What will be born in your head later.

Love your wife, have pity. She is the support and foundation And the future mother of your children, listen to her word.

Work tirelessly, you are the breadwinner in your family. And surround her with care so that she becomes doubly warmer.

You respond to a woman’s affection and kindness, disdaining severity. Cherish love and beauty in your wife, sometimes overcoming male timidity.

So that there is order and comfort in the house. I will also remind you about strictness. That home is good, where you are welcome, where you are fed and watered.

Get down to business, just take it forward, go, achieve results. And remember - your wife is waiting for you at home and the one who quietly says - dad.

Take my advice, hide your smile. Twenty years will fly by quickly. And your children will want to pick up the ball I threw as an order!

How to write a wedding message to the future?

A wedding ceremony is not a standard ritual that needs to be performed point by point so that a man and a woman can continue to live together. This is the beginning of a new milestone in the life of each of them, their loved ones and relatives. Young people have to go through a lot hand in hand in this difficult life. They are waiting for the birth of children, tests of loyalty, the truth of feelings and many others. , treat their spouse with the same tenderness and . But in most cases, feelings dull, leaving respect and deep affection.

A treaty is better than friendship

There will be those who will support, encourage and be happy for you! Friends will remember acquaintances who are great at making videos, baking cakes or collecting bouquets. The delight from meeting such people is off the charts and the thought that it would be nice to sign a service agreement simply disappears. She will be back. The moment something goes wrong is too late. Even the nicest people with the biggest smiles and good intentions can let you down.

Advice to yourself: Heartfelt promises should be put down on paper. Perhaps then I would have seen photos from the June wedding in early autumn, as agreed. And not a couple of days before this publication.

Mistakes cannot be avoided. But that's okay because some of them lead to great events and make the event truly yours. In due time we came to our wonderful wedding-trip. Wedding meetings took place in 7 cities of Russia, Kazakhstan and Germany. And we held the wedding ceremony in a cozy church on the shore of Lake Thingvellir in Iceland. And yes, it was not a trend, our wedding did not correspond to many people’s ideas about a proper celebration, it did not end up in wedding magazines, but it was worth it. After all, this event is only ours. This is what I wish for all couples. Create your day without regard for others, enjoy each other.”

Photo Oleg Kormashov

Choosing the best cool wedding competitions for guests at the table

A wedding is a happy and long-awaited event in the life of every lover. In order for the holiday to be joyful and relaxed and to remain in the memory of all those present, it requires special and careful preparation. It is important to think through the program of the special event in advance.

The main role in creating the atmosphere is played by correctly chosen fun wedding competitions for guests. In our case, at the table. By the way, if you have not yet selected suitable tests for redemption, they are in this article.

Wedding stereotypes run deep

It turns out that everyone has an idea of what your wedding should be like. Advice will pour in from all sides and will be strictly advisory in nature. If we put them together, then the wedding should be modest and in an expensive restaurant, close to a friend’s house and with a stop at the registry office where the parents got married, with a wedding in a temple on the seashore in Montenegro, but so that relatives from central Russia do not need drive, sail, fly and generally leave the house. Some relatives and friends will not understand polite refusals to move the wedding to the Urals, invite gypsies, include neighbors in the garage on the guest list, etc. Some guests may even be offended, because it is unlikely that you will agree to change the color scheme of the wedding just because someone that is, a lovely blue dress.

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What are they for?

Table games occupy a special place at wedding events. They are able to brighten up a holiday of any style and make any audience, including young people, laugh.

Competitions are held throughout the banquet. In addition to entertaining guests, games can also serve other purposes: at the beginning of the celebration, they are held to meet and warm up guests, lift their spirits, and later - for a light warm-up and a fun break.

There are a huge number of competitions that can be held at the table. Such games can involve all those present or a group of guests, they can be carried out using all kinds of attributes or without them, and be humorous or intellectual in nature.

The advantages of table competitions are that guests can participate in them without getting up from their seats. Such games will appeal to even the most modest guests and those who do not like active and noisy entertainment.

Our groom

Our groom, he is good to everyone and handsome from all sides. He is smart, strong, savvy, and by the way, he’s a bit of a problem-solver.

He is the bravest among his friends and is not afraid of anyone. At lunch he is the first, the spoon is larger than all of his.

Maybe, suddenly, he will steal the bride, he will wipe the noses of all the guests, he will tell an appropriate joke, and he will dance and sing.

He doesn’t regret his salary, but he knows how to save money. He can carry children on his mighty neck.

And don’t think so, bride: “Who is standing in front of me?” Real, not made of dough, you will become his wife!

Fun options

Let's look at the most interesting ones.

Funny predictions

The presenter distributes sheets of paper and pens to everyone. They are invited to draw any picture they wish. After the task is completed, the organizer collects the leaves.

Predictions are made as follows: the toastmaster asks questions related to the future life of the newlyweds, and the answers to them are drawings.

Examples of questions are below.

How will the newlyweds' honeymoon go?
How will the life of the newlyweds change after the wedding?
What will the parents of the bride/groom give for their wedding anniversary?
What income will the newlyweds have?
What awaits newlyweds in 10 years?

“My light, mirror, tell me...”

The host hands the players a small mirror. Participants in the competition, taking turns, looking at it, must say at least 10 compliments addressed to themselves. The guests at this time try to make the player laugh and confuse him. The winner is the one who successfully completes the task and never smiles.

Interesting! Intellectual competitions are great for leisure time at the table. Be sure to consider them.

Heart fragments

For this fun competition at a wedding at the table, you need to prepare hearts from colored paper and cut them into several parts. The toastmaster distributes blanks to guests who wish to take part in the competition. Players need to quickly assemble a whole heart from scraps. The prize is given to the one who connects the figure first.

Missing Ingredient

A group of participants is given leaflets with recipes for preparing well-known dishes (for example, dumplings, borscht, pilaf, and so on). Each list must be missing one important component. Players need to identify which product is not listed as quickly as possible. The one who names the missing ingredient first wins.

Unusual toast

A funny table competition for a wedding day: the organizer divides the guests into two teams and gives them each a piece of paper and a pen. The conditions of the competition are as follows: groups should come up with an original congratulatory toast in honor of the newlyweds. Each participant writes only one word and passes the sheet to another. At the same time, it is prohibited to negotiate and consult. The team with the most unusual and funny text will win.

Guess the song

The toastmaster makes a selection of popular musical compositions in advance. The melodies should be known to both the older and younger generations. The rules of the competition are familiar to everyone: the presenter takes turns playing excerpts from songs, from which guests must guess their names and performers. More music competitions at the link.

Beautiful poems for the bride from the groom

Love and loyalty, tenderness and care - this is what a good family is built on. And it’s not a lucrative job at all, I just need your love. My angel, you are so beautiful today! Your smile, the sparkle of your beautiful eyes. I want you to always be happy, and that we have a friendly family.

My bride is the most beautiful, There is no more beautiful girl around. My bride is the happiest, the envy of all her friends. And then Mendelssohn's march sounds and they say something a lot. And I stand, fascinated by you, I can’t take my eyes off you. And so I put a ring on my girlfriend’s finger. Now she is my beloved wife and I will feel good with her.

My pure, beautiful! Your beauty captivated me. You are the goddess who came to life from the paintings, Your voice is sweeter than the songs of the nightingale. My affectionate, tender one! Like a ray of sunshine shining out, Your beautiful appearance warms the soul, And your warm smile. My devoted, my faithful! You will be waiting for me at the doorstep, You and I now have the same road, No matter where it leads. My dear, my beloved! We will be together in happiness and in sadness, You and I have now become a family! And I am the happiest person in the world!

I saw your eyes, I understood - this is forever. Then you became a bride, Now you are my wife. I congratulate you, wife, on a wonderful day in your destiny. Now I know for sure that there is no other one like it anywhere. I promise to take care of you. Meet the sunset and dawn with you. And let our relatives know that there is no more harmonious couple.

How beautiful you are in a white dress - Pure, innocent, young. I made you my wife, To live with you for years. With your care, tenderness and affection Live to gray old age. So that love is like in a fairy tale, Reliable, faithful, young!

I will always be grateful to fate for the fact that our paths met. Darling, you are beautiful, like a miracle, you cannot be found more beautiful in the whole world. You are lovely, and I adore you, You have risen in my destiny like a star. I love you, appreciate and respect you, and this happiness is ours forever!

I will always be grateful to fate for the fact that our paths met.
Darling, you are beautiful, like a miracle, you cannot be found more beautiful in the whole world. You are young, kind, smart, cultured, slim, and compared to me you are simply fabulously miniature. Today you became my wife, And this made me happy, All my life I will only be in love with you - Your character is the softest in the world, Even though you are a Scorpio according to the Zodiac, In your such a gentle smile And in your warmly shining eyes. I know I'm not making mistakes, I'm sure I'm lucky to have you. You are lovely, and I adore you, You have risen in my destiny like a star. I love you, appreciate and respect you, and this happiness is ours forever! Liked? Share the link with your friends:

Tips for choosing and conducting

Recommendations.

Games should not affect the political, religious and national views of guests, as they may provoke unnecessary conflicts.
You should not hold competitions related to performing indecent tasks, for example, undressing.
Entertainment should be funny, interesting, not complicated and understandable to everyone.
It is important to calculate the number of games in advance, determine the order in which they are played and allocate the required time for each of them.
For table competitions at weddings for adults, it is necessary to select suitable musical accompaniment.
It is best to start a wedding banquet with competitions that will help guests meet and get to know each other better. By the way, guests also need to be seated correctly so that they feel comfortable.
Table wedding competitions should be evenly distributed throughout the banquet.
Active games should be alternated with calm ones so that guests have time to relax.
When holding competitions, do not forget about breaks for meals and communication, outdoor games, dancing and other entertainment.
If a guest has no desire to take part in the game, he should not be forced to do so.
The toastmaster must be chosen carefully.

Wedding table competitions and a rich program can fill any celebration with fun and create a warm festive atmosphere. Choosing original competitions and conducting them correctly will help you have the wedding of your dreams, which everyone will remember for many years!

Sources:

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A letter for the bride from her GROOM, JESUS as told to Sabrina, December 1, 2010

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My daughter, write this down:

I have given so many warnings about the present time, but still My people do not understand the meaning of this hour. They plan for their future and act as if these Words of Mine are just a horror story, a simple cheap fable, just one more of many. I am telling you in warning that many will be left behind. Only My pure bride, who stands with Me in this last hour, will be saved and enter My Kingdom.

I see how many people are planning their future for next year today, planning events, their careers. What kind of future do you expect if you have not even consulted Me? This year is ending and I know everyone who is thirsty and waiting for Me. My precious bride is ready. Please hear these words My Bride: the time is very near. Your desire to see Me will soon be satisfied. In heaven everything is ready for your meeting. You will be amazed.

Let Me tell you a little about the beauty of heaven, about what awaits my bride. Your mansions are pure gold. There is nothing in heaven that is not permeated with My purity. Everything breathes My purity, you will also be pure and holy. The gardens speak about this. Every living thing speaks of this. Everything here proclaims My Glory. Everything is overflowing with My Glory. Nothing in heaven is held back from proclaiming My Glory. You will be amazed, My Bride. There is no way on earth to describe the purity and holiness in heaven. This is the “perfection and splendor of beauty” and your knowledge of Me will never end. You will think that this is 'heaven' and I will never cease to amaze and amaze you. You will never cease to be amazed at what you will find in heaven. It will be one big excursion for eternity and it will never stop. The thirst for Me will never stop. You will be completely satisfied... if you could just take a look at this...

I yearn for this, My bride. My sadness is strong. Therefore, please hold on, it won’t be long and I will come to pick you up. Draw strength from this joy. During this time, continue to show My glory here on earth to those who do not know Me. Give them a taste of what's to come. Let them feel My Love through you. This is what you are still here for, My bride, to spread the radiance of My Glory all around. Don't be afraid and never be ashamed. I will present you before My Father in heaven when you do this for people on earth. I long for you, My precious bride... Watch and stay awake as the day draws near.

Your Groom

December 2010__Susan, I have Words for you:

The coming day comes quickly.

My world is a place of eternal, inexpressible beauty. A wonderful and beautiful world that I Myself have prepared for those who truly love and seek Me while living in this dark world. For My sheep this peace on earth is not their peace. They were created for another life, for eternal life. I will come soon to place My bride in a safe place, separate from the evil world. You must wash yourselves in My Blood and become sanctified through My Holy Word written in My Book. Surrender and turn your life towards Me. Repent of your sins. I wait, My people, for My sheep in this last time.

Very soon I will come to receive My people. I will bring them out myself. I have been planning everything carefully for a long time and this hour is coming. I will come at the right moment and snatch My own, save them from the enemy. I know how and when.

You must choose. Now the choice is yours. I can't make a choice for you. I will accept any of your choices. I revealed all this, said everything very clearly. Masses of people will reject My offer of escape. They will be left alone with an evil that will surpass everything that a person has encountered before.

I want My people to escape the coming terror. In fact, they cannot imagine how bad it will be on earth. The suffering will be great for those who resist My enemy. He will punish those who are against him and at that time it will be very difficult to be My follower. Now is the time to choose Me. Come to Me now and become part of My bride and I will prepare you to be accepted into My Kingdom. If you choose Me after I take the bride, your choice will be very, very difficult. The world will continue to exist for a while, but if you want to choose Me, you will not be able to join it back. There will be suffering and death before you. It will be difficult to bear it. But if you join the world's system, you will inherit eternal suffering in hell. Many will lose their lives after I take My bride.

I am coming for a pure and holy bride: those who love Me more than anything else and put Me above all else. I am very sorry to those who reject this, but these are My demands. I have said this clearly in My Word, in My Holy Word. I do not deviate from following My Word. My Word is clear and there is nothing difficult to understand in It. Love Me above all else. I did not create you to put Me in second and third positions in your heart - if you believe that this is acceptable, then you are mistaken. You did not hear this from Me. I am a jealous God. I do not create for Myself a people who runs after other gods - insignificant, empty gods.

If you want to be with Me in the Holy House in Heaven, you must count the cost of it now, in this life. You must evaluate your position and decide for yourself in which direction you want to move: separately from Me, understanding that I will not agree to second places in your lives and hearts, choosing this world, or with Me! I will allow you to have this, I will allow you to reap the consequences of your choice - a life in eternity, devoid of the love of God. It will be an eternity of darkness. You decide.

You put your life interests above Me, your God. You spend your time without communicating with Me. I long to communicate with you. I am patiently waiting to hear your sincere words spoken to Me, your God. But you distance yourself from Me. You only start looking for Me when you find yourself in difficult circumstances. Then you suddenly remember My Name and start calling Me. When your crisis ends, I travel again to the distant places of your heart. You do not remember Me, as if I do not exist. Why do you think that I will take you to live forever in My House, while you now do not want to have a connection with Me? I will vomit you. What, are you shocked by this? Read My Word. Your love for Me is lukewarm, if you do not come to Me soon, if you do not unite with Me now, I will not acknowledge you before My Father and His holy angels.

How much is My sacrifice on Calvary worth to you? Are you not very concerned about the fact that I suffered to save you from eternal hell? I, Jesus, was humiliated and violated to bring you eternal life! But you reject what I did on the cross for your salvation. I don't take such rejection lightly. This is a very serious matter. Lack of connection with Me is a low assessment of My Sacrifice; by this you belittle what I did on the cross and My Holy Name. I accepted the evil of people to save everyone, but I will not force salvation on you. I just made it available to anyone who really wants it. If you do not take My Sacrifice, My ransom, seriously, thereby rejecting Me, this will lead you to My Father rejecting you. You will stand before My Father and he will not accept your explanations of this sin, how you treated My Sacrifice and lived your life in connection with this, and you will receive eternal punishment. Nothing will be accepted there except My Sacrifice. There will be no atonement for your evil deeds. You will be sent to hell forever for the evil you have done against the Holy God.

Accept My Gift of Salvation. Hand over everything to Me, repent before your God and live.

Your time is running out. Even on your watch there are only a few moments left. Choose salvation through Me or give your life to an enemy who has no pity. Follow me.

Letter 30

Susan, write this down. I am your Lord Jesus Christ. Susan, I have a letter to give you. Please write this as I speak. Listen to what I say and write it down.

Susan, I have a lot to say. This letter will give you new information. So listen very carefully to what I want to show.

The world has moved toward great shifts and darkness. The end is getting closer. I'm going to promote what I have planned. Darkness is approaching. Times are rapidly approaching their end. Everything becomes dark.

People don't see it because they refuse to look. The hour is approaching. The truth that I have proclaimed will be presented - I am true to my Words. I will do everything as I say. Everyone will soon see it.

The world thinks there is no retribution for their behavior. The world thinks there is no consequence after turning its back on God—the Holy God. They are wrong. There is a price that will need to be paid. Pay for the open rejection of the Holy God. I'm God. I'm not someone to tease. They laugh in My face at every step. They insult Me at every step. I suffered and died for each of them. I sacrificed My life for them. I am Holy God. I can't look at this evil. I cannot see this evil and I will not allow it to continue. I know that people think that I do not exist and that they can continue to live as they please, but they are mistaken and I cannot continue to tolerate all this.

Everywhere you turn there is evil. Evil has consumed the earth. It moves unbridled, unhindered. He has no limits. It runs tirelessly. It moves and grows, and it is it that takes control in such a way that people have already completely lost themselves in it. Evil has completely consumed the human world. I God, I Jesus, have seen enough of this. I won't let this continue.

People in the dark. Therefore, evil does not seem like something bad to them; they have already grown together with it and are so accustomed to it that they are not able to distinguish it. They die from lack of true knowledge and thus they cannot personally verify the extreme wretchedness of their ways and the heartfelt poverty of what is around them.

They are so absorbed in evil and saturated with it, they reject Me and say to themselves: “Everything we do is not so bad, of course, God will not come soon. Our life has been going on for a long time. We will do what we like.” This world will very soon learn what it really means to play with a Holy God. I did it before in the time of Noah and I will do it again. My people must be prepared for this. They must walk with Me in My safety, or be abandoned and face the consequences of their wrong choices.

People think that I am playing. They think that My Book is good for nothing. They think My Words are empty. I'm God. I can't be bribed. I'm not tempted. I am God and what I say, I always do. When I say I will do it, I will definitely do it.

Even My people who call themselves Christians tempt Me with their disrespect and lack of attention to My Holy Word. I laid out My plans in advance. Everything has been presented to this generation so that they can understand without a doubt what I will do - so that no one will be left in the dark when the time comes to make My move. I am very truthful, but that is not the enemy of humanity. I opened up my plans, defining and specifying all fronts. The truth is simple and completely revealed to those who seek Me, to those who read and study My Words. I am the Truth and when I say I will do something, I will do it. I am the God of truth. No one compares to Me in truthfulness. I give My Word and I keep It to the end.

There is no Truth other than Me. No one is faithful in fulfilling the Truth as I am. I am a Power that all will reckon with. I am God, always whole, and I always fulfill everything completely. When I say I will do it, I will do it. I will fulfill My plans, you can be sure of that. Only fools say that there is no God.

There is precious little time left. My people must prepare. I am ready to fly on my flight very, very soon. It's coming. I am the God of complete, complete, flawless, undeniable truth. I shouldn't be questioned. When I speak, I speak the absolute truth. My Words are clear to all who bother to read them. I have laid out My timing and what I plan to do and what I expect from My people. This is all stated absolutely clearly by Me. There is no doubt that the time has come. Yet you want to disbelieve Me. I am your God. I wouldn't deceive you. I have given you the signs of My coming, and you know them, I have made them clear.

People don't believe because they don't choose Me. They are delighted with this world. Although they knew inside that My second coming was about to take place. They knew just recently that I was going to warn and lead My people to safety. Now they completely refuse to accept this as reality, they no longer want to see any of this. “Everything has always been the same, nothing changes,” they say to themselves. Even though the signs I warned about are happening right in front of them, they refuse to see. They don't want to believe. This generation has been overtaken and completely paralyzed by evil, and is now lost in its doubts. Sadly. People enjoy their comfort, their wealth, they are always after money. Their love is actually there, but not with Me, their God and Creator.

They mistakenly believe that they will be satisfied and happy in this, they will be safe and they are so caught up in all this that they cannot hear My Voice, which warns them of My plans and calls them into My safety. Even Christians are completely unprepared and they will be shocked when they find themselves abandoned. I regret these losses, but I warned them, I revealed My plans to them and spoke very clearly My conditions for salvation for everyone.

They must turn to Me and give everything, give Me their lives, repent of their sins and evil and turn to Me, and I will heal their sicknesses and illnesses and their painful sinfulness. I am the only answer for humanity. There are no other answers, although people try to find them in many ways. Man will never find or achieve harmony except in Me, the True God.

My people must lay down their lives before Me and repent. Break with the world. The hour is late. Break all ties with the world, it is prepared for destruction and has already begun to fall apart. If you delay any longer, then I will not be able to keep you from facing the great tribulation that is coming to destroy your beloved world. This world is going into oblivion. I'm shouting to you. Please listen, time is running out. I'm doing this because I love you. You have very little time left, it is truly precious now, to repent and capitulate. Please hear My prayers. I'm trying to wake you up so you can see what's coming. I cannot allow the dark forces to continue to commit lawlessness and go unpunished. The world will know My wrath - wrath against all the evil that has become unbridled, which has consumed all areas of life. Evil is growing and consuming all aspects of human existence. How can I let this grow? I WILL NOT GIVE !

You think that I have been silent for a long time and will continue not to notice, and man will be able to lead his ugly lifestyle. This won't happen. Soon the world will know that I, Jesus Christ, am God as I gather My people into My safety, and the world will know what God's wrath is and what happens when a Holy God withdraws His protection. This world is now bold, but not a trace of its boldness will remain when neither Me nor My bride is here.

You have some time. Don't live in opposition anymore. Look at the Truth. Humble yourself before the Holy God and I will open your eyes. I will show you the Truth. I will show you where the Path to safety is. I will give deliverance from the madness that has approached. I will carry you on My wings to the Heavenly Home prepared for those who consider Me God in truth. This is My Truth. There is no other truth. Do not dismiss or neglect these words as something of little importance. Soon people will make great sacrifices to find these Words when the Door is closed. And then you will have to walk a very, very hard path to come to Me.

I won't change anything. Everything is decided and appointed. It seems to you that there is still time. This is your view, the view of a person. If you truly humble yourself, become truly meek before Me, then I will lead you to the truth of God - My Truth. Now you are under the influence of a fog that makes you trust any teaching, of which there are so many under the sun. These are the actions of the enemy who sows his seeds of chaos to cause damage to man in eternity. Humanity is in its cloud of delusion and is unable to see how the signs of the coming completely coincide with what is written in My Book, that I am already at the door.

Wake up, earth! The hour is late. The hour is near. I'm waiting for a little while longer. You have very little precious time left. Take My hand. She will be with you. But soon I will take My bride and we will fly away. Join us. Before it's too late. Don't wait too long though, many will be abandoned as described in Revelations. Don't be overconfident. Turn to Me now before it is too late. I, Jesus, speak the truth: come now before it is too late.

Sign up his daughter, this is your Lord Jesus. Susan time is running out. I'll come quickly. Many people don't believe it. They will be surprised. I can't help them if they don't believe. They themselves do not want to believe, although I gave them many warnings. Why are they so slow to find Me when I have given them My warnings? I have so much for them in heaven when I receive My bride.

All is ready. I'll come quickly. This is the time of My arrival. Many people don't know how close it is. They will be taken by surprise when I come to receive My bride.

Write it down. Time is almost up. Most will be left facing the worst. I love them, but their hearts are far from Me. I have a wonderful place in heaven waiting for them, but they prefer life in this world to Me. Even now life would be wonderful if they were with Me. Why don't people around see this? They don't see because they don't want to come to Me. I gave them many signs to see the Truth. I have revealed the Truth right in front of them, but they refuse to believe. Perfidy in a generation.

People will know that I am God after I accept My own, and those who reject Me will be abandoned. Everyone will know that hypocrisy cannot be hidden behind jokes, it is impossible to hide behind lies, just as it is impossible to hide a stench. I want them to follow Me, leaving everything, but they refuse to listen, and so many will be left behind. The Son of Man is coming on the clouds of heaven. There will be great sorrow for those who did not want to follow Me.

This is what I have to say: Stand close to Me if you want to be accepted. Satan is like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour.

Susan write this down. I am your Lord Jesus Christ. No one has seen the perfection of God's splendor. Soon the bride will contemplate the beauty of her Groom and Creator. I am Jesus, her Love. She became Mine. I love her with endless love. Everyone will see how much I adore her. She is my love forever. My bride enticed Me and I gave her My heart. She will rule and reign with Me forever. Her tenderness towards Me will be known throughout eternity. All her love is for Me and all My love is for her. I'm hers forever. Our eyes are one, Our hearts are one, Our love is one. We are united in the Spirit of Love. She walks next to Me. My love for her knows no bounds. Surrender to Me in order to become My beloved and the Spirit of Love will unite us. She stays near Me. Surrender to Me and become My Love and Bride. I will take you when I come to receive My bride. We will rule over all creation together, forever. Everything is ready: Arise, my beloved, let’s run away.

My love is waiting for her. I'm ready to start. I'm ready to come. The time has come and I am ready. A great reward awaits My Bride in heaven. These are the last days before My coming. Time is pressing. People are not waking up. You can't wake them up. They will experience grief when they are abandoned, it will be a time of great sorrow for them. What else can I do, I have revealed Myself, I have offered My heart full of Love, if This is rejected, what remains? They don't want to listen and will be forced to fend for themselves. I cannot save those who turn their backs on Me. They must know that those who reject Me choose death. Their last choice could be fatal. They will fall into darkness. I won't be able to do anything more. They themselves must choose: life in love or destruction.

Write it down. The world does not understand what it is doing by rejecting the Son of Man. Soon everyone will see how crazy this is. I am willing to keep all who surrender to Me, but those who reject Me will be lost forever.

I reach out my hands and I want to give everything, but I am rejected. At best, the heart is divided. What an incredible loss, and for what? For the sake of compromise with the world, but the things of this world are trash compared to My perfect, unconditional Love. My Love is perfect, it never ceases, the human mind is not able to contain This, it has nothing to compare with. Life is empty without My Love, without the care and protection of My Spirit. The world is shallow and empty, it is lost, there will be complete confusion for it. And there is no other place where one can find Truth without Him Who Is Truth.

There is no other Truth, My Truth is perfect and covers everything, outside of It there is no Life. I extend My hand, but only the one who accepts it will be saved. If people reject My hand, they reject My Love. If they do not accept My Words by faith, they will very soon find themselves left at the door without their Savior. They themselves refused to accept My Life, choosing peace, they rejected My Love, choosing to be lukewarm.

I do not want anyone to be abandoned at the last moment, but I cannot save anyone who does not turn to Me in repentance of sin and follow Me with complete sacrifice. This world is passing, and My Truth will prevail! The end will be sad for many and grand for few.

Write it down.

These Words are for those who will listen. I, the Son of Man, have a plan. I will delight My Bride to safety, happiness, eternal life and love that never ends. I am the God of Truth. I am waiting for you and I am warning you - do not reject It. When you look into the world and it attracts you, there is an abyss behind it. So, many go into eternity into oblivion and darkness, eternal suffering and destruction. I offer incomparably more - My Love. She is the Source of Life on the True Path. This leads to perfection and only This opens up to you the fullness of satisfaction in My World. You will miss It unless you find all the answers in the Truth. You do not find God because you are flirting with the world and you will be swallowed up in darkness on the paths of the enemy, which lead to hell, lead forever.

I, God, remain true to My Words. If you turn your back on Me - you will be lost to My Eternity, sorrow will remain and the horror will never end - there is a worm that never dies. There is no turning back from hell. It will be eternal loss and eternal suffering. Do not go in peace in this direction. Think carefully and choose Life. Choose Me - I am Life, I am the Way, I am the Truth. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

There is no turning back from hell. This is a final choice that cannot be undone. Please turn to the Truth. I don't want to see you in hell. This is not My intention for your life. You must choose: If you reject Me, you will perish and suffer. I have already died and suffered for everyone. And only by accepting My sacrifice can you avoid this, do not reject My Gift. I suffered to deliver you. I am God, what else must I do to awaken you to this Truth? Please believe this Truth. This is an important choice. Bring your life to Me or you will find yourself on the path to destruction. Choose: My Perfect mercy or eternal suffering and sorrow.

All comes to the end. You must choose. I am a patient God, but My patience is wearing thin for a generation that, trampling on the Truth, rejects its Lord and Savior in exchange for the evil of this world. What else should I do to wake you up? Come to Me now. I won't wait too long, the door will close soon. It cannot be opened again and those who remain will suffer at the hand of My enemy. He hates man and will kill and destroy without mercy.

Wake up now. I am your God and Savior, I say to you: Do not hesitate, run to Me, I will take you under My wings, I will hide you in My Glory. I give you one last warning. Please wake up. Don't be sleepy. The evil of the world has been formed. Everything will be covered in darkness, there is no place to hide from the coming wrath. These will be the darkest times ever known to man. Abide in Me to escape this hour. If you are against it, you will suffer!

The Power of Salvation is in My hands. I will not let you out of My hand if you reach Me and abide in Me. These WORDS are the TRUTH. In your hearts you realize that this is the last time. Don't let the hype blind you.

I am Jesus, I stand for you, who can resist Me?

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