ᐉ Instructions for the bride and groom for the wedding. Wedding instructions and tests for parents: mother-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law, mother-in-law

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DEDICATION TO PARENTS.
In your own words, you need to prepare guests for the fact that there will be life trials in the lives of young people and parents due to family changes. So we also want to test the parents before initiating them into new titles. So:

The theme of the mother-in-law sounds (The sound decreases) Ved: Well, with excitement and love, Don’t talk to us about the mother-in-law! She is like an impeccable pilot, She will lead the family ship. She is right everywhere, of course, She sets an example in everything. If he says a word, he will say it directly, as they say to the eye, and not to the eyebrow. We praise (groom's name) your mother. We praise (name of the bride) Mother-in-law. (Everyone applauds, mother-in-law comes out)

Well, they say about the mother-in-law, That the tongue, they say, is too long, Does not give life to the son-in-law, She sticks her nose into everything. They talk a lot about the mother-in-law, She, they say, is grief or laughter, But I can rightfully say that our mother-in-law is the best. It is not in vain that, after working for almost half a century, one scientific institute suggested that it was the mother-in-law’s work that made a man a man. I don’t know about other planets. One thing is clear to us today: What if there is a MOTHER-IN-LAW on MARS, That is, of course, life there too! (Mother-in-law comes out to applause)

TESTS OF MOTHER-IN-LAW AND MOTHER-IN-LAW.

FEED CHILDREN with chips.

Everyone knows how birds feed their chicks, from beak to beak. When you release your chicks on a long flight, feed them for the last time.

The young people and witnesses are called. Witnesses are holding plates of chips in their hands, and young people are standing at a distance from them, young people are holding juice or soda in their hands, discuss in advance. At the presenter’s signal, the parents, without using their hands, grab the chips with their lips and run to feed their chicks. Mother-in-law of her daughter, mother-in-law of her son. It's fun to the music, the guests are cheering, they're shouting to encourage the teams... the young people are drinking... Usually they finish the competition almost together

MOTHER-IN-LAW'S ORDER:

We want to proudly accept the title of the mother-in-law, just call the daughter-in-law daughter, be happy for your son, His family, your family, and don’t grumble in vain now. Don’t notice all the mistakes, but if not, then forgive them. Offer advice and help if adversity strikes. And if necessary, then give them all your income. And there will be such harmony in the family that anyone will envy. A diploma and the following responsibilities are awarded:

A MOTHER-IN-LASH SHOULD: 1. Keep her daughter-in-law in a black body, sending her to Southern resorts, where she will tan until she is black. 2. Deprive your daughter-in-law of white light by giving her Italian glasses or a BMW with tinted windows. 3. Reproach the daughter-in-law with a piece of bread, since flour spoils the figure. 4. Load your daughter-in-law with backbreaking work, forcing her to run around shopping, hairdressing salons and concert halls. 5. Share all your savings with young people.

MOTHER-IN-LAW'S ORDER:

Our mother-in-law, just right, will have this order: Praise your son-in-law more often, don’t shame him in front of your daughter. In gratitude to her for everything, he will become better disposed, his son-in-law will call his mother-in-law MOM. Don’t shed, dear, burning tears, Don’t feel sorry for your daughter before the deadline, She got the best husband, Of all the modern husbands Of all the guys you’ve known, he will be your best son-in-law, You’ll forget the fears that you hid when you start waltzing with him It’s awarded diploma and the following responsibilities:

THE MOTHER-IN-LAW SHOULD:

1. Love your son-in-law like your own son, but do not confuse one with the other. 2. Protect the fragile body of the son-in-law from overloads associated with family concerns. 3. Constantly complain about being thin (even if he no longer fits in the doorway) here I ask you to rehearse. 4. Admire your son-in-law’s intelligence and talent, even if he managed to screw in a light bulb on the fifth attempt. 5. Greet your son-in-law with borscht and pancakes.

Ved: We also have father-in-law and father-in-law.

(Svekr's theme sounds)

He is a man you know. He is the main man in the house. You probably don’t belong in the house, what (now we have a father-in-law?)

(to applause and music about the father-in-law, the father-in-law comes out dancing)

And then there is the character. I’ll tell you straight, it’s important... I should sit next to my mother-in-law, what’s his name, well, this one....? The people are shouting D-IN-LAW

(Sounds like father-in-law's theme)

TESTS FOR DADS.

TIE A BOW TOGETHER (ZOMBIE).

(the baldest guy in the hall is called, the dads are left with one set of free hands, tying the other with a bow, and they tie a bow wherever they want) (Diplomas are presented)

ORDER TO THE FATHER-IN-LAW: Today the bride's father is awarded the title Father-in-law. Wearing it is a great honor, as it has been considered since ancient times! Well, the time for the son-in-law has come, and our father-in-law takes this into account and will try to give his son-in-law a right shoulder! Father-in-law - you are a hero, father, be a mountain for your son-in-law. Invite him to visit more often, treat him to delicious beer.

A father-in-law MUST: 1. Protect his son-in-law from sudden attacks by his wife and mother-in-law. 2. Teach your son-in-law some family wisdom, such as: a) How to turn the TV on and off using the remote control; b) How to open a bottle of beer while lying on the couch, without a bottle opener; c) How to hide a chervonets from your salary. 3. Be able to, blindfolded, disassemble and assemble baby strollers of all systems, from single to four-seater. Has the right to be the official supplier to the young kitchen. A diploma and the following responsibilities are awarded: ORDER TO THE SON-IN-IN-LAW:

You have a daughter-in-law, this is not a trifle, not nonsense. Look at her from the right and from the left, After all, she is not a bride, but a queen. With peace and kindness, welcome your daughter, father-in-law, And at her first call, always strive to help. Let the daughter found by her father call you, And the father-in-law’s proud name hurts your ears a little. A diploma and the following responsibilities are awarded:

A FATHER-IN-Father MUST: 1. Love his daughter-in-law like a daughter, give her warmth and care. 2. Regularly on payday or pension day, give your daughter-in-law pleasant little things, such as French perfume, cosmetic sets, or, at worst, the keys to a Zhiguli car. Maybe not the latest model. 3. Fulfill points 3 and 4 of the father-in-law’s duties, and understand the preparation of infant formula.

Here there is a toast to new titles, witnesses bring glasses of champagne, children clink glasses with their parents, drink, and put the glasses away.

YOUNG: Live happily and in harmony, But who gave birth to you must be remembered. To parents: It’s life to go through, not to cross a field, as the Russian proverb says, There was everything, on the path of life, And hills and pits and hillocks, There was everything, and the sun, and the thunderstorm, Hot heat, cold weeks, Only your kind eyes, This didn’t make you a little faded. Because your kind hearts, going on a long journey, shared among themselves to the end, joy and hope and anxiety

Thank you very much and bow to you for such wonderful children.

The newlyweds invite their son, mother, and daughter, father, to dance with their parents (they dance 1 verse and chorus, then change, the bride invites her father-in-law, and the groom invites his mother-in-law).

At the end of the dance, the young bow to their parents three times.

After this, a toast to the unification of families, and a dance block, which the newlyweds open with their first wedding couple dance.

A separate dance of the bride with the father in the second block, or in the last, and of the son with the mother, if desired.

Order to the groom

(name of the groom)
we wish that he loves his wife, that he does not go to the left, that on holidays and on weekdays, that in summer and winter, no matter how difficult it is, that he protects his wife’s peace. I would not be afraid of work, So that I would wash the floors with pleasure, So that I would be gentle with my wife, And from the birth of a child, So that I would wash the diapers myself. Women don't need much - These truths are simple. Only beautiful outfits, jewelry and flowers. So that there would be a fairytale apartment, a dacha somewhere in the Crimea, so that the husband would be very affectionate, know when and what’s what. You are the head of your family! But the face of the family is the wife. And only she can add happiness to you. Remember firmly: the green serpent is the Enemy of the family, and therefore prohibit him from entering the family hearth forever. If you fulfill these orders, you will be the best husband in the world.

Decree to young spouses, mother-in-law and mother-in-law

This message comes from afar, from deep antiquity. Good advice to relatives and wishes to young people.

For you, (His Name), the order is this: Love your wife, keep peace. Be reasonable and strict. If you promise to eat, fulfill it on time. And don’t scold me in vain. And everything will be fine with you.

For you, wife, there is another story: Take strict care of yourself. So that you are always neat, modest, friendly, elegant, so that your mother-in-law loves you, because your beloved is the same blood.

Now words to you, mother-in-law! Bless their love. You knew in advance what you were going for. That's why I raised my son.

His family is your family, And don’t grumble in vain now. A daughter-in-law is half sons, so love her like a son.

Don’t notice all the mistakes, And what’s wrong, then forgive you, And you will be in such harmony that anyone will envy.

Now it’s the mother-in-law’s turn! Fulfill everything you promised, And don’t hurt your son-in-law in vain, And don’t add fuel to the heat - You’ll be guilty, so know it. Don't find fault with your son-in-law less.

If anything is wrong, then forgive me, ask about your son-in-law’s life. You will be great friends. We will be happy to join you.

And again to you, newlyweds, my words, A lot of time will pass, Until the experience of life comes to you.

You take care of tenderness and fidelity, drive away doubts and gossip, and may Love and Advice be with you for a long century.

Once again, congratulations on your legal marriage. We wish you much happiness. The husband must obey his wife and love her alone.

And for your wife to give birth to children, Sweet, glorious naughty girls, We expect from you heroes And beautiful daughters!

Now you are not a groom, but a husband. Yesterday I also became a son-in-law. And, so that your life in the family is brighter and simpler, Love your wife, but remember about your mother-in-law.

Don’t be a simpleton in front of your wife, Know that you shouldn’t live under a woman’s heel. Therefore, love your wife, cherish her, but don’t let her sit on your neck.

The mother-in-law has a son-in-law - Don’t sit idle now. According to the laws of antiquity, the son-in-law goes to his mother-in-law for pancakes.

So that everything in the kitchen would sparkle and there would be a mountain of pancakes, the geese would be fried and there would be lard.

Everyone needs a mother-in-law for life, and her role in the family is important! She is the head. a grocery warehouse, and in charge of a fruit garden.

He distributes outfits in the morning, puts the house in order, always puts his son in his place, and persuades his daughter-in-law in everything.

Oh mother-in-law! Do not grieve, do not cry for your falcon son, have fun and rejoice: you are taking your daughter into your home. And your whole life will be a holiday, Hourly, daily, monthly. Your daughter-in-law and son will honor you, cherish you, delight you, and fulfill all your desires

Well, what can I tell you, father? You are, of course, great! He raised a son - a hero, himself still in the prime of his life. And he was already married.

Now you will rest a little, You will take patronage over them. Young people need help, so that they can quickly get back on their feet,

Instruction to the young - option 2

From now on (day, month, year of wedding)

I command the young man
(name of the groom)
and the beautiful maiden
(name of the bride)
to be considered husband and wife, who have mutually agreed to exchange their free and free life for a married one, and therefore they should only be accepted together, and not taken seriously separately, for they are one indivisible and whole .

The spouse should be the head of the family, earn a living, and not look at other beauties.

Let the wife not fear her husband, but love him, honor and respect him as a hero; does not tease, does not anger, feeds well, but in moderation, so that he does not become passive in business and does not become obese.

May you live a joyful and happy life. Give birth to a heroic son and a beautiful daughter. Keep the door to the hut open for the sake of real and cheerful guests. The soul lives not with Persian carpets, but with overseas crystals, but with true friends. Don’t forget your father and mother, share your sorrows and joys with them, use your parents’ wise advice.

Do all household chores together, keep the room clean, start family rituals, sing funny songs, drink fruit and spring water.

This order must be preserved and protected, for it contains unprecedented power. And if something bad happens between you, take out this order, sit side by side, read it thoughtfully and the bitter quarrel will be settled, you will have peace and harmony, joy and happiness in your home.

Fulfill the order and teach your children strictly according to it.

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Beautiful wedding congratulations for mother-in-law

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Instructions for mother-in-law at a wedding

Move around in the kitchen until the blood froths. Jokes, smile - that’s why you’re a mother-in-law. Accept your daughter-in-law as if you were your own, warm her, caress her, feed her.

You become her support, protection, friend, And when granddaughters are born, she will also become a servant. If she can’t do something, don’t judge her, but rather, teach her kindly.

Protect from evil tongues and from harm. And help the family arrange their daily life. If you don’t want to lose your son, mother-in-law, you must accept your daughter-in-law with your heart!

And then your old age will be comfortable. The daughter-in-law will be very useful.

— How to strike sparks for the dying fire of love? - Yes, it’s very simple, you need to push your mother-in-law and mother-in-law together.

Mothers-in-law, remember that mindlessly following the advice “don’t leave your children alone in the bathroom” can leave you without grandchildren.)

Mother-in-law on my wedding day

We raised our son for more than 20 years, raised him, took care of him somewhere, Now he has become a real man And you and your father were able to do this

For you, he will forever be a child. Let him be a little capricious, but at least dear. Once he was in your arms in diapers. Today he will become my husband.

I promise to give care The warmth and tenderness of my whole soul I will not turn my love into work What will happen only God can decide

Thank you for letting us into your family and helping us build our own. We have not forgotten your efforts. Thank you for your contribution to our family.

We wish you many years, patience May fortune smile on you And, despite the opinions of strangers, May the world always fall at your feet

Patience to you and more mental strength May bad weather not rush into your home We wish you magical success And may your soul live in peace

Mother-in-law is an actress, boss, nutritionist, encyclopedia and radio all rolled into one

New mother-in-law

Congratulations on your new title! I hold this title myself. And believe me, because of the title, I became even taller.

It makes you more tolerant, and wiser, and stronger, in some ways stricter, in others softer, more just and kind.

Don't change, that's the point, stay the way you are. The daughter-in-law fell in love with her son because he is all like his mother.

Expect your children to visit more often, invite them to your home. Here it is - mother-in-law's happiness is measured - in what!

So, rejoice for your son, even more than twice as much,

Gioconda’s smile appeared on her face when her beloved said: “I want to introduce you to mom. I think you will become friends with her."

My son got married, you know you're a mother-in-law

Your son got married, you know you're a mother-in-law. Your daughter gets married, you become a mother-in-law. When everyone has their own home, it's easier to establish relationships.

Don’t irritate with your visit in vain And don’t give smart people advice, Don’t meddle in someone else’s business, So that you don’t regret it later.

In their house the host is not a guest; And even if there is sometimes sadness in your soul, don’t complain about your problems and don’t bother me with requests.

Look at everything from the outside, Don’t go into the bottle like a genie. Those who were once children Live by their own rules.

Honeymoon and switched off phones - a brilliant idea that allows you to spend your honeymoon without parent-in-law control

Keeping your mother's wisdom

And you will win love, Like a mother, and not a stern mother-in-law, You will always be a dear guest, Mom, beloved grandmother.

Instructions for the bride and groom at the wedding. Wedding instructions and tests for parents: mother-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law, mother-in-law